Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1142091 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4220 on: March 11, 2007, 07:59:14 pm »
Alma~

((Slamming dishes around in the sink))

Ennis I'm pregnant and I craving fish. Would you happen to know somewhere where you can catch some nice brown trout? 
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4221 on: March 11, 2007, 08:00:09 pm »
MONROE:





(( Stares grumpily at Enid, extremely peeved: ))

I'll have you know I'm the happiescht man alive! Or I was, before you all made thisch evening take off so schtrangely!


(( Meekly, to ALMA, although she's long since left the room: ))

Sure enough, Angel Honey dearesshht. I'm schorry. I'll go schit down and schober up. Thish hash been succh a horrible misshtake!

(( Hiccups ))

Pleasshe forgive me, Angel.  :-\

(( Sits down and shuts up ))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4222 on: March 11, 2007, 08:01:22 pm »
Alma~

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4223 on: March 11, 2007, 08:03:06 pm »
GRAVY: Tell ya what, friend — cousin JBB or some other sloppy liquid-based (or basted) character better intervene right quick-like . . . 'cuz looks like we got us-selves some friction comin' down the pike!!
Whooo-wheee!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4224 on: March 11, 2007, 08:03:20 pm »
Phil Spector

Maybe you should put on some music, Alma. Music hath charms to serve the savage beast.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4225 on: March 11, 2007, 08:05:32 pm »
MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE:


(( Inspired by the MOON and the current mood, not to mention the general goings-on ))

You requested music? Sure enough, monsieur! Your wish is my command!


(( Braying Crooning softly: ))

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Keep me tethered here, all ears,
away from seedy bars
In other words: Riverton…
Stay and watch as BAM plays on!
 
Fill us all with awe,
Our minds with shock and disbelief
This scene’s all we hoped for
it’s incredible! Good grief!
In other words, it’s too true:
Riverton Thanksgiving blues…...




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4226 on: March 11, 2007, 08:08:30 pm »
Alma~


Yells from the kitchen

Phil just help yourself to the music..Monroe show him where the records are!!!

Alma gets back to Ennis

Ennis how come all those fishing trips you took you never brought us home any fish? You know how me and the girls love fish!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4227 on: March 11, 2007, 08:09:32 pm »
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Sure enough, Angel Honey dearesshht. I'm schorry. I'll go schit down and schober up. Thish hash been succh a horrible misshtake!

(( Hiccups ))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4228 on: March 11, 2007, 08:11:07 pm »
Phil Spector

((Pulls record from the stack and places it on the record player.))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4229 on: March 11, 2007, 08:12:22 pm »
Alma~
hears the music and speaks over it

I put a note on the end of your line once Ennis. It said please bring us home some fish. Did you ever read that note Ennis?

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