Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1163978 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4320 on: April 16, 2007, 10:34:46 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4321 on: April 16, 2007, 11:30:50 pm »
JACK:

**Well hell, Ennis. Texas ain't too bad. It's close to the border, we can get away from it all once in a while. But if yer gonna insist on pigs flyin', well I'm not too sure I can do anything about that. Once saw a pumpkin chunkin' contest, but I think pigs would be a damn mess.**

((Angry at Ennis's anger.))

**Ah, just forget it. Ya never listen ta ma ideas anyway.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4322 on: April 17, 2007, 06:00:45 pm »
JACK:

((As a couple (flock/gaggle/herd?) of flying pigs lands a few feet behind Ennis, Jack stops dead in his tracks.))

**Well whattaya know? Well I done seen 'bout everything, but I never seen no pig fly.... reckon we can start lookin' for that whiskey stream now?**

((Jack holds up his sockpocket.))



Think Ennis here is gettin' a little thirsty. ((Grin.))
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4323 on: April 19, 2007, 12:44:05 am »
This lil' piggy went to Market...


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4324 on: April 19, 2007, 12:44:49 am »
This lil' piggy stayed home...


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4325 on: April 19, 2007, 12:45:48 am »
This lil' piggy had roast beef...


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4326 on: April 19, 2007, 12:47:28 am »
And THIS lil' piggy done dropped Ennis off at the Wolf Ear Saloon!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4327 on: April 19, 2007, 12:56:39 am »

AUDIENCE MEMBER:



**That Ennis is such a cut-up!  I love that guy!**
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4328 on: April 19, 2007, 12:59:09 am »
%%Well I guess that was one way to end a campin' trip without a buncha blubberin' on Jack's part. How'm I gonna get a ride home from here though?%%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4329 on: April 19, 2007, 01:04:24 am »
%%Dang high-flyin' pigs droppin' me in through the ceilin' like this... my ass is sore for all the wrong reasons. Better go to the mens' room an' check it out.

(My own ass, that is...)
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