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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4330 on: April 19, 2007, 03:46:52 am »
CASSIE:

((Cassie sidles up to Ennis))



*Just 'bout to finish ma shift - just gotta give in this last order....Once I'm finished.....Wanna shimmy, Jimmy?*
((Cassie looks embarrassed when Ennis turns around))

*Oh god, you look just like my first love Jim - I'm sorry for disturbing ya.....

Ah heck! - I'm gagging for it. Dance with me!?*
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4331 on: April 19, 2007, 08:04:47 am »
%%Dang high-flyin' pigs droppin' me in through the ceilin' like this... my ass is sore for all the wrong reasons. Better go to the mens' room an' check it out.


JBB:

**Wooohooo! Did i hear someone say sumthin' bout a sore ass??

Mr Del Mar, let ol' JBB attend ta that for ya...

...while ahm about it ah cud just squirt a little on the floor an' send that flicky-haired sort a-flyin'? If she's troublin' ya that is...**


((JBB looks at Ennis hopefully))

Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4332 on: April 19, 2007, 06:59:25 pm »
ENNIS (deer-in-the-uhh, headlights confused by all the sudden attention):

%% Sheeit, what ta do now?  'Tween the JBB an' the gag reference, feels like I'm back in the mountains with Jack!  (Only with ta-tas starin' me in the face...)

What now, hunh?  Think, cowboy — think!! %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4333 on: April 19, 2007, 10:41:24 pm »
BEST BOY:

Hey, cowboy! Don't get your head messed up about it! In fact, fuggeddaboutit! Just turn your sore ass around, get outa there, hop in yer truck, and head out to Brokenback Mountain with me!!

You can take it from me for dam sure...you think you might haveta put blocks to a gal, and she'll end up putting the blocks on you! Let it be, FRiend! Let it be!


« Last Edit: April 19, 2007, 11:05:45 pm by Front-Ranger »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4334 on: April 20, 2007, 08:21:12 am »
CASSIE:

*well.. we gonna dance or what?

I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright*
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4335 on: April 20, 2007, 08:57:55 am »
((JBB squirts a coupla fluid ounces near CASSIE's right foot...))
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4336 on: April 20, 2007, 10:29:38 am »
CASSIE:

*arrrggghhhhhh*

(Cassie slips and falls on JBB's deposit...)

*Where is Jimmy whern I need him... he was a DOCTOR you know!!

I fell in love with him while I was a nursing assistant..





I still do that part time - but this gig has better tips...

I either want to be a nurse.... or a veterinary nurse... I'm good with animals too!


« Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 01:35:51 am by Ellemeno »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4337 on: April 20, 2007, 05:56:13 pm »
CASSIE:

*well.. we gonna dance or what?

I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright*
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4338 on: April 21, 2007, 01:30:35 pm »
ENNIS:  %%  Ah well, guess ah'm stuck with what ah got here . . . .  %%

**  Ennis.  Del Mar.  (Thanks there anyway for tryin, JBB . . . )  **


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4339 on: April 21, 2007, 02:44:39 pm »
Bar Patrons








We can't keep up with them!



Forget it! That cowboy is just too good!


Man!  Look at him go!





« Last Edit: April 21, 2007, 05:28:48 pm by Arad-3 »
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