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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4380 on: May 11, 2007, 06:53:43 pm »



RANDALL~

Go ahead and dance, I'll just sit here and watch you.


%%I wouldn't mind seeing some-a that!%%

((little bubbles rising from Randall to a cartoon balloon over his head))

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4381 on: May 12, 2007, 12:39:51 am »
JACK:

((looks over at Lureen surprised then lowers his lashes with more than a little coy))

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4382 on: May 12, 2007, 12:47:58 am »
JACK:

**Well, hell, hun. Didn' 'xpect ya ta offer me up so soon. Or are ya castin' off? Gonna lure in that good-lookin' fella over there while I'm off with his wife?**

((Jack nods his head towards Randall.))

**Well, fine. About time I showed these boys in here how ta move anyway. Seen more rhythm in a chicken coop when the cocks're randy.**

((Jack extends his hand to LaShawn and quirks an eyebrow toward Randall.))

**Reckon you have too, Randall, since you've seen just about all the barnyard action with that degree of yers.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4383 on: May 12, 2007, 01:25:24 am »

((The PRIESTETTES take note of JACK's cute posterior as he leads LASHAWN onto the dance floor and smile their most fetching smiles))




** Oh, MR. TWIST, you'll be sure to save a dance for us, won't ya?  Purty please? **
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4384 on: May 12, 2007, 05:47:58 am »

((This is what The PRIESTETTES are drooling over:))

               


SOFTLY WHISPERING VOICE FROM STAGE RIGHT~


               

Like a force of nature, an irrestible pull not unlike the strongest
magnet ever used on the Bugs Bunny Show overpowers the free
will of everybody in the theatre.  All eyes are drawn to the hypnotic
sight on the dance floor.  It is as though there is one single dancer
in the room, he (she?) is a vision of tastiness....


                 
« Last Edit: June 07, 2007, 10:38:41 pm by welliwont »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4385 on: May 12, 2007, 02:36:31 pm »
LUREEN:

**I'm speechless!!**

Huney, can I borrow your dress sometime??


((takes DRAG off cigarette))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4386 on: May 12, 2007, 03:52:36 pm »
JACK:

((peers down at his sparkling attire and looks up in disgust))

**Goddamnit. That props magician is doin' her costume changes outtasync... again. This was the costume fer that scene with Ennis.**

((Jack's costume goes back to the black, blue, and his favorite JACK'S PANTS.))

**If ya want it, hun, yer gonna have ta ask that props magician. Looks like she's feelin' feisty today, so 't might be yer lucky day.**
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 03:58:17 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4387 on: May 12, 2007, 11:35:44 pm »
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**The band's already gone through three fiddles and workin' on a fourth!**

(( Fourth fiddler gets worn out; enter JENNIFER LOPEZ ))



%%  Can't believe I'm playing this dive. Some desperate red-bearded guy slipped me a bundle to change up my lyrics, so I can fly out to the Bronx tonight, thank God! So here goes . . . %


Don't be fooled that I look straight at first glance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
Used to have a little, now a lot in my pants
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]

Don't be confused by my quest for romance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
I wanna get Twist's fist around my lance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]

Don't be fooled -- I'm really watching Jack's pants
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
His fanny got me in a hypnotic trance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4388 on: May 13, 2007, 09:13:12 pm »
JACK:

((Trying to dance the Texas two-step waltz to Ms. Lopez is downright difficult, and he hardly registers the lyrics as he focuses on his footwork. Instead he looks down at his dancing companion.))

**Fer some reason, thought you'd be a little more talkative.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4389 on: May 20, 2007, 03:40:30 am »
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((walks slowly to the front and centre of the stage and in a very loud voice addresses the audience))

May I have your attention please!  Hello everybody!  can I have your attention for a minute?  Thank you.

((lowers her voice two decibels))

I have just received a communiqué from James Schamus to be read aloud:

       

((speaking in a manly voice))

"The management of Bexalata Pipedream Entertainment and B.A.M. Production would like to apologize for the unscheduled lengthy intermission that has suddenly occurred without warning.  At least two of our actors have absconded to France without our approval ('cause they knew they would never get it!).  To be more specific, they are at the Festival de Cannes.  It is a veritable Sodom and Gomorrah over there at this time.  Broken Arsed will resume once Lynne ("LaShawn") and the rest return to where they belong!  The management does not take this matter lightly, however these reprobates are out of our reach right now, all we can do at this point is wait."

((goes back to her normal woman-voice))

This is all the information we have at the moment.  We're so sorry for the delay..... *sob*

((welliwont turns away while wiping her eyes, and leaves the stage))
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."