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Offline Cameron

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4460 on: July 01, 2007, 07:42:58 pm »
Alma Jr. You want some smokes?  I'll give you some smokes, but you ain't getting my daddy!!!  That's for sure.  You think your good enough for MY daddy?






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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4461 on: July 03, 2007, 12:42:21 am »


So I'll pick you an Jenny up next Sunday, after church?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4462 on: July 04, 2007, 09:14:05 am »
Alma Jr.  Sure Daddy......




*But before Junior can continue, a pack of giraffes suddendy cross in front of the train*

Junior: Daaaaaady!!!!!!







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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4463 on: July 04, 2007, 10:55:59 am »
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Trying desperately to keep up with demand for new products.))

**Sheep.... and Cows..... and Giraffes, oh my!**



Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4464 on: July 04, 2007, 12:36:01 pm »
[The following scene is NC-17. Sensitive audience members, please avert your eyes]


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4465 on: July 04, 2007, 12:50:35 pm »
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

Well, uh.......  I guess our lead actor Ennis is trying to tell me smth.....

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4466 on: July 04, 2007, 12:51:48 pm »
BEST BOY:

Yee-haw, that's my cue!! C'mere, Ennis! S'alright, s'alright, I'm sorry...%%for messin up this take, like I think I just did!%%



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4467 on: July 04, 2007, 12:54:35 pm »
ENNIS:  Dumbass giraffes. Good thing I know just what to do . . .

Close your eyes, Junior!

((   Ennis' knowing palm caresses the train-tip a bit more firmly.




Instead of being killed by the hard on-coming object, the giraffes are left merely a bit bruised and gooey.   ))


Uhhhhh, this is our stop.

So, uh, pick you up next Sunday after church.



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4468 on: July 04, 2007, 08:33:47 pm »

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4469 on: July 04, 2007, 09:55:52 pm »

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."