Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1677864 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4511 on: August 06, 2007, 04:12:42 pm »
Jack:

((Jack grabs up JACK'S PANTS and quickly shoves his legs in.))

**Sorry, darlin'. Don't mean to be so rough with you... Why does he gotta spoil a good thing by openin' his mouth anyway?**

((Jack rubs his forehead.)) **Gotta massive headache comin' on...**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4512 on: August 07, 2007, 05:16:36 pm »
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Ennis, Happy Birthday to you!!

Marijuana springs and singing giraffes aplenty to you!!


**aside to Jack: Is this the way to treat the birthday boy, hmmmmm?? Slow down, I don't like the direction yr goin!!**
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4513 on: August 08, 2007, 05:16:52 pm »
JACK:

**How come everyone's lookin' at me like I'm the culprit... I ain't doin' nothin'... All these random audience members tearin' us in all directions...**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4514 on: August 08, 2007, 05:50:00 pm »
ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(( Thoroughly confused, mumbling quietly offstage ))

In all directions? Huh? No, there's only one. And if we could, we'd push you, and pull you, and carry you, and levitate you, and make you fly..... The both of you. Together. In one direction. 

(( Deep, deep breath ))

%% Yeah, we'd all like the direction you're going, only if it's the one, the only, the dream come true direction. Oh, they must know the one. Don't they? Doesn't Ennis? Jack?%%

(( Has panic attack and is rendered unable to even mumble ))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4515 on: August 09, 2007, 01:32:56 am »
ENNIS: 

Feels a hot blush, then stinging tears rise.  No. Can't let Jack see that.   Blinks it back. Breathes deeply a few times.

Mystified and dumbfounded at the sudden rejection.   Just offered him everything I can!  He never acts like this.  Something ain't right — gotta make it better. Gotta try.



Puts shirt and jacket on. Quietly steps outside the tent to Jack.

Carefully lays a hand on either shoulder. Rubs gently, pressing soft pads of thumbs and fingers into the tight spots.

Leans in a bit closer, breath brushing Jack's ear.  You alright, cowboy?  Hmmmm?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4516 on: August 10, 2007, 05:58:59 pm »
JACK:

((Not wanting to face the isolated pain of rejection once again, Jack remains silent as he zips up his parker.))

** Com'on, Ennis, lets get some food and get a move on... Only so many hours in the day, ya know.**

((Jack can't help but pull into his more sullen self, all too aware of the little time they have left.))
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4517 on: August 12, 2007, 09:15:47 pm »
Empress of Everything

((Peeks in from behind her statuesque statue.))

%%Is the sex scene over?%%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4518 on: August 16, 2007, 12:42:32 pm »
YET ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:



(( Has waited for, rooted for - and stared expectantly and worriedly at -the two men on center stage for a veeery long time. ))

(( Ennis and Jack seem frozen in mid-motion. Where will they go from here? Who will make a move, however small? Who will blink first? An air of undecided fate, destiny in the balance looms over them all.... ))

Sheet! These scenes far from civilization are hard! Augh! Gargle!

(( Collapses from hunger, dehydration and hypothermia ))

Aughargle!


%% HelpHelpHelp!%%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4519 on: August 16, 2007, 05:13:24 pm »
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