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Offline welliwont

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4630 on: November 10, 2007, 09:59:39 pm »
Laurel Sparta:

((From the balcony of the production tower, Laurel pulls out a megaphone when she spies Ms. Welliwont.))

**Oh dahhling! We have a few things we need to discuss. The Producer wants to put in some lovely little tidbits... and I was sure you wouldn't object, so I gave the cast the go-ahead! It will all turn out beautiful.**

((At Welliwont's stare of injustice, Laurel continues.))

**I would have told you sooner, dahhling, but you were having your spa vacation, and I didn't want to ruin it for you. But now that you're back on set, I'll tell everyone to report to you to implement the splendiferous scenes!! Ta ta!**

((Laurel retreats back into the production tower, leaving the Sound Editor Diablo perched on the roof for his skilled espionage.))

DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((stuttering))

But..  whut.....  ???  whut??  but.....

((voice trails off as LAUREL SPARTA glides out of sight through the open doorway leading to the Producers' quarters))

then ((in a loud voice))

I WASN'T ON NO SPA VACATION!!  WHO TOLD YOU THAT??  I was right here in my trailer the whole time.  And I have my pager and my blackberry and my celly turned on at full volume day and night.  24/7.  I would have heard you if you'd tried reach me.

((takes a couple of steps backward, tilts her head up and focuses on the doorway that LAUREL has just passed through))

The Producer - d'ya mean this producer?  Our producer??


James Schamus?  Are you up there James??  I think I need to talk to you about something....

((voice trails off))

%%if it's not too late...%%
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4631 on: November 10, 2007, 10:30:37 pm »
CALL SHEET


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The Sun - Amanda 



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4632 on: November 10, 2007, 10:34:40 pm »
**Well... here I am!  8) **

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4633 on: November 11, 2007, 03:09:25 am »
((  ENNIS leafs through his mail.  ))


Whut's this?




Oh yeah, subscribed after that last campin trip. Jack'll like this, I bet.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4634 on: November 11, 2007, 03:39:48 pm »
((  Unfolds grocery circular  ))



Man, that Monroe's a crazy one.  Got some good prices on beans, though.  Better stock up on campin' food — hope I hear from Jack.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4635 on: November 11, 2007, 07:53:50 pm »
Do-Do:


(( Distracted despite herself))

** Yes, Monroe's Grocery is where we priestettes stock up on our sacred stash of mystical magical beans of portent (they have given "Jack and the beanstalk" a whole new meaning to us, I'll have you know!) **'



**But be that as it may, I shall have to keep solemn vigil now over this steamy pot of sacred beans:**


Oh most sacred beans, filled with mystic messages! What are you trying to convey to us?

(( Starts swaying slightly and rhytmically, dazed from the fumes rising from the sacred beans ))

What omen is this? What portent draws nigh?

((Stares rigidly into the depth of the beans, still swaying like a befuddled cobra, inhaling the pungent fumes))

((Cries out, and faints; - collapsing  onto the dust of the sidewalk))   :o  :o
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4636 on: November 11, 2007, 08:00:36 pm »
((  ENNIS leafs further through mail  ))


Hunh?




Hunh . . . whatever.  Maybe I can leave this one with Steve at the ranch or somethin.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4637 on: November 12, 2007, 01:18:16 am »


**In her secluded mountain retreat, the HIGH PRIESTESS, deep in meditation, senses a ripple in the Force of Nature**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4638 on: November 12, 2007, 02:07:10 am »

What sees the Inner Eye?



Alas, the Sacred Meal hath been prepared....the Handmaid lies in deepest swoon....

The Prophecy is at hand!





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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4639 on: November 13, 2007, 01:23:15 pm »


So what's this last thing?