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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4720 on: December 20, 2007, 11:29:08 am »
~~As suddenly as she appeared, EMMA NANGEL withdraws back into the heavenly firmament, with just a few downy white feathers floating around Lureen as witness that she was there~~

EMMA

Now if you'll excuse me I must get back to flying in the bitter euphoric air with Jack!!


"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4721 on: December 21, 2007, 12:17:45 am »
As EMMA NANGEL retreats to the rejoicing heavenly host, Jack's earthly soulmate is left to absorb the reality of his fate...






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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4722 on: December 21, 2007, 12:18:37 am »
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 01:03:05 am by LauraGigs »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4723 on: December 22, 2007, 12:43:48 pm »
~~For once, Lureen is speechless, but in the silence that slip-slides down the wire is heard a CHINK as of thawing icicles~~

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4724 on: December 22, 2007, 02:33:43 pm »
ENNIS [scrotal sac relaxing slightly]:

Uh, I thank you for your time.

And good luck with the thawin' process and all.


((  starts to hang up, then puts the receiver back to his face once more  ))

Uh, was he buried down there?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4725 on: December 22, 2007, 02:48:55 pm »
LUREEN

We put a stone up...


%%Why did I say that? Oh, yes, it's called a headstone. For sum reason, I am thinking of cobblestones, or those smooth polished stones that you find in the river, or stones that you use to grind flour...%%

%%Dang I am gonna haveta redo this polish, speaking of polish. I ruined it all picking up the phone. And redo my powder job, my lipstick, and my mascara before going out. Must get off the phone pronto!!%%

((businesslike now))Half of the ashes was interred here and the other half sent up to his folks at Lightnin Flat. He used to say he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I didn't know where that was...
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4726 on: December 22, 2007, 04:21:15 pm »
JACK'S VOICE

((From somewhere off stage.))

**Ah hell, Lureen! I showed it to ya on the map 'bout a thousand times! See - look there at my will... I even drew ya a MAP!**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4727 on: December 22, 2007, 04:44:03 pm »
RANDOM PROP ASSISTANT:


**Yes, he sure did. We have made the map prop ready and all!**



%% I'm sure... well, I HOPE.... that noone will notice I had to do a tiny little minor prop recycling from my previous assignment....%%

((With clueless conviction))

A mountain's a mountain, and a map's a map!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4728 on: December 22, 2007, 04:49:53 pm »
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Impressed))

That's so clever! Look, there is EMMA NANGEL, suspended in flight above the Mountain! How prescient of Jack!

((Looks closer))

Yes, indeed, there are her beautiful, big wings, and there is her...... tail?!?

((Is spooked))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4729 on: January 03, 2008, 07:36:44 pm »
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Slaps forehead))

Argh! I didn't realize the PT would also be affected by the Screenwriters' Guild strike!

((Groans))

How stupid *am* I, not to think of that?

((Grumbles))

Oh well, since using my brain obviously ain't my strong suit, I'll just have to find something useful and productive to do with the more functional parts of myself in the meantime.... a little "Car&bare" operation might be just the industrious thing to get a rise out of any cast, crew or audience members that are still lingering around looking for someone something to enjoy....






*Thanks to LauraGigs for the perfectly inspirational but (of course) entirely random random audience member pic!