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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2010 on: September 29, 2010, 03:03:39 pm »





"You wanna watch it there!
That banana looks like it's got a low startle point!"  

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2011 on: October 11, 2010, 11:28:00 am »



Jack was only slightly perplexed when Ennis showed up wearing "guyliner" on Monday......











.....but it was when Ennis showed up in drag on Wednesday that really shocked Jack.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2012 on: October 13, 2010, 08:16:57 am »



Ennis:  We must pray, Jack!  We must pray for strength to resist the tempation that has been placed before us.







Jack:  Bitch, please!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2013 on: October 13, 2010, 08:17:33 am »



Ennis:  So, what do you think, Jack?





Jack *to himself*  What has been seen, can not be unseen!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2014 on: October 13, 2010, 08:19:08 am »



Jack was not prepared for what he saw when he opened
Ennis' email, which was simply titled "Blue Waffle"!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2015 on: October 13, 2010, 08:20:44 am »



Having not learned his lesson, Jack opens a second
email from Ennis, this one titled "2 Girls, 1 Cup"!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2016 on: October 25, 2010, 08:29:27 pm »



grumpy otter: *sigh*  They're at it again..... aren't they ever going
                          to wise up and move into that ranch together?











Carol Beer:  Computer says, "no!"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2017 on: October 29, 2010, 05:05:33 pm »



Sheep don't look right.
   

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2018 on: October 29, 2010, 05:13:18 pm »




oh, so this is fan fiction!?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2019 on: October 29, 2010, 05:45:28 pm »



"Sheep don't look right."

 

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