Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[CellarDweller]

aunt bee: Have you heard?  Two fellas have moved into a ranch
                   together, down by the old Stevens place.

clara: Really?  What do you know about them?

aunt bee: Well, the names are Jack Twist and Ennis Del Mar.
                   Talk around town is that they're two tough old birds.
                   From what I saw at the store, I'd say that they're
                   "friends of Dorothy!"

clara: Really?  You mean Dorothy Harris from church?  Well
            how does she know them?

[CellarDweller]

riverton r.f.d.



clara: You know, I heard all about their fishing trips!

aunt bee: You don't say!  How?

clara: Aggiure is my brother's cousin's 2nd
            wife's best friend!

aunt bee: Goodness!  That's a reliable source!

clara: I still don't get the Judy Garland connection, though!

[CellarDweller]

andy: Hey Barney, what if I told
              you I've been a Mexico?"

[CellarDweller]

Clara:  "Well, Bea, I've heard that Andy's been a Mexico."

Bea:  "Hush your mouth!  Closest he's been to mexico is
              the frozen food section of the grocery store!"

[CellarDweller]

Linda Richman:  Oy!  The shirt seen always makes me need a moment! 
                           I have to take a break!  Here's a topic: 
                           Jelly beans....they're neither jelly, nor are they beans.  Discuss.

[Penthesilea]

A new take on the star-crossed lovers theme 

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[Penthesilea]

... the silent embrace satisfying some shared and sexless hunger ...

[Penthesilea]

J-bunny:  It could be like this, just like this, always...

Egg-nis:   Told you, it ain't gonna be that way.

[Monika]

Egg-nis:   Told you, it ain't gonna be that way.

[Penthesilea]

Then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers,
their mouths came together, and hard,
Jack's big teeth bringing blood, whiskers rasping, wet salvia welling,
and the egg opening and Alma looking out.