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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2070 on: April 24, 2011, 07:29:32 am »


Then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers,
their mouths came together, and hard,
Jack's big teeth bringing blood, whiskers rasping, wet salvia welling,
and the egg opening and Alma looking out.

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Perfect, Chrissi!!!

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2071 on: April 24, 2011, 10:38:38 am »
A true Brokie sees Brokeback everywhere!  :laugh:
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2072 on: April 24, 2011, 04:36:32 pm »




         Those are all wonderful.  True Brokieisms.



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2073 on: May 12, 2011, 02:41:07 pm »


topic of the week: FNIT



Rose: What are they doin'?

Dorothy: shut up, rose.

Rose: but....are they fightin'?

Sophia: They're not fighting, shut up Rose.

Blanche: Well, I don't know about you three, but I'm gettin' urges!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2074 on: May 12, 2011, 02:43:32 pm »



Sophia: "I know exactly how Alma feels.  Picture it, Venice, 1922.
                 A gondoleer who don't talk much catches the eyes
                 a young Italian girl as she's kneeding her dough for
                 a pizza."

Rose:   I thought your stories always took place in Sicily?

Sophia:   What?  I can't travel to another village?  Anyway, things
             were going well between the two of us, and then he
             flipped me over!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2075 on: May 12, 2011, 02:45:16 pm »



Sophia: "This is the part where he stems the rose."

Rose:   "He does what to me?"

Blance:   "Oh shut up Rose!!"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2076 on: May 12, 2011, 02:49:40 pm »




You eat my cherry cake, Ennis Del Mar!  I stayed
up all night watching Martha Stewart on TV do the
same recipe, and I copied it exactly!










My cherry cake recipe!
It's a good thing!






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2077 on: May 12, 2011, 02:52:52 pm »


Obama:  Why the hell do we have to wear
             these hats while we watch Brokeback?

Clinton:  I told you!  When you wear these
            special "Antenna Hats", you can see
            deleted scenes, including a scene called
            "3rd Night In Tent"!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2078 on: May 12, 2011, 02:54:43 pm »

Devilish   >:D



Whut? The mustache tickles when it's pressed up against it?

Then I'm KEEPING  the mustache . . .




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2079 on: May 13, 2011, 12:24:58 am »



Sophia: "I know exactly how Alma feels.  Picture it, Venice, 1922.
                 A gondoleer who don't talk much catches the eyes
                 a young Italian girl as she's kneeding her dough for
                 a pizza."

Rose:   I thought your stories always took place in Sicily?

Sophia:   What?  I can't travel to another village?  Anyway, things
             were going well between the two of us, and then he
             flipped me over!


:laugh: