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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2230 on: January 24, 2012, 09:26:43 am »



I just got a tip that The Joker
is about to menace Gotham again!
Get me Commissioner Gordon
right away!








Who?  Who is this?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2231 on: January 24, 2012, 09:27:51 am »



Telephone scenes from movies
always seem to be so pivitol, don't
you think?







Who?  Who is this?






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2232 on: January 24, 2012, 09:29:38 am »



Barney: We understand that you have
a murder to report in Childress, Texas?  The
police haven't been able to help you there,
but we're willing to help you!







I really need to change this phone number....



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2233 on: January 24, 2012, 09:42:32 am »



Repressed Childhood Memories - Alma Jr.






Alma Jr:  Next thing I knew, I was plummeting through the air.....



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2234 on: January 24, 2012, 09:44:36 am »




Ma Twist:  You'll want a cup of coffee, doncha?  Piece of Cherpumple?













Ennis:   A piece a whut?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2235 on: January 24, 2012, 09:50:23 am »






Audience: Dozy Embrace?  I'm the one feeling dozy up here!  Spice up that performance!
Give us a "third night in tent"!  Do it Jake!  The fur tickles!!!




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2236 on: January 24, 2012, 09:52:00 am »





Jack:  And just who in the Hell is that, Ennis?   I had to go and steal one of your
         shirts, and you just LET him borrow your jacket?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2237 on: January 24, 2012, 09:52:46 am »





Jack:  Hey Ennis, see that guy there?  That's Rick Perry, governor
                             of Texas.  He says that gays can't be in the military.

Ennis:  Really?  But I guess it's ok for them to be in politics, huh?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2238 on: January 24, 2012, 09:53:08 am »



   Man that cake is a tall mountain.  Probably 0 calories, right?



     Beautiful mind

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2239 on: January 24, 2012, 10:00:34 am »




Ennis:  I couldn't find Jack's blue parka either, but I found your pink evening gown!

Lureen:  And I found daddy's old tux!  Let's go to that church social and make that fire and brimstone crowd shit themselves!




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!