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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2300 on: August 28, 2012, 12:26:49 pm »


Ennis: I ain't goin' in, I ain't goin' in, I ain't goin' in...

Jack: Ennis! Get in here so I can kiss ya where the sun don't shine!

Ennis: Holy shit, I'm goin' in...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2301 on: November 03, 2012, 12:04:31 am »




Ennis, you make phone sex fun!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2302 on: November 03, 2012, 12:05:34 am »





It's a voice from the past!  If you could go back and change
one thing in your life, what would it be?









Who?  Who is this??


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2303 on: November 03, 2012, 12:06:18 am »


Departing from their usual black-and-yellow design,
Cliff Notes releases their version of Brokeback Mountian.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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« Reply #2304 on: November 03, 2012, 12:08:54 am »



Rather than wait on line at the Brokeback location of McDonalds,
Jack & Ennis decide to go huntin' for an elk.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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« Reply #2305 on: November 03, 2012, 12:09:35 am »



Jack's & Ennis' tandem horseback ride was really peaceful,
until Ennis found out how ticklish Jack was.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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« Reply #2306 on: November 03, 2012, 12:11:26 am »




Ennis looked over his shoulder, to make sure he wasn't being watched.  His bag
contained the  hair of dog and eye of newt.  His last ingredient was a handful
of cemetary grass.  Then he would meet Jack on Brokeback, who would have the
essential oils, wing of bat, and a spider's web.  Under the full moon they'd cast
the good luck spell, and good fortune would be theirs!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2307 on: November 03, 2012, 12:13:03 am »



Ennis:  No reason to stare that way, Jack.

Jack:  Sorry....I just can't believe you watch Honey Boo Boo!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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« Reply #2308 on: November 03, 2012, 12:16:22 am »



Jack:  You want me to put my whut....where?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2309 on: November 03, 2012, 12:17:34 am »




Alma: So......Jack Twist enjoy the Knife & Fork?





Ennis: Don't know, gotta ask him.   *shouts*  Hey Jack, did you enjoy the nice fuck?















Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!