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Offline David In Indy

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #140 on: December 13, 2006, 10:31:04 pm »
just seems a little extreme...that's all I'm saying...

After the rats in my kitchen, the mouse attack, and now the green suntan lotion today, I'm not taking ANY chances Jess.

I'm headed over to the animal shelter right now to round up some more combat kitties. They'll also come in handy just in case you decide to launch another mouse attack.

Two birds with one stone.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #141 on: December 13, 2006, 10:31:57 pm »
whew! that's good.  I warshed everywhere I could reach afterward too.  Do I still smell like mold and canteloupe rinds?

No Louise, you smell just fine. Come on in!  :)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #142 on: December 13, 2006, 10:33:37 pm »
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  Sniper Kitty!  Hey Snipe, how's it hangin?
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #143 on: December 13, 2006, 10:37:40 pm »
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  Sniper Kitty!  Hey Snipe, how's it hangin?

<meow!>

Kitty says hi.

Now keep a sharp eye, Sniper Kitty. Jess might be lurking behind those bushes. She could be anywhere.

She's very sneaky, that one.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #144 on: December 13, 2006, 10:43:31 pm »
ya know... ya could put some of those tranquilizer darts in that rifle, like Marlin Perkins and his buddy Jim used to use on the crocodiles and rhinoceri - those should anesthetize a Jess lickity split... have the Chippendales truss her up for transport and ship her out to the Elite Club in no time atall!
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #145 on: December 13, 2006, 10:50:33 pm »
ya know... ya could put some of those tranquilizer darts in that rifle, like Marlin Perkins and his buddy Jim used to use on the crocodiles and rhinoceri - those should anesthetize a Jess lickity split... have the Chippendales truss her up for transport and ship her out to the Elite Club in no time atall!

For some reason when I read this, I pictured the scene from "9 to 5" when Dolly Parton hog ties Dabney Coleman and roasts him over an open fire!

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #146 on: December 13, 2006, 11:10:30 pm »
ROLAND ROLAND!!

They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!

If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!

Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #147 on: December 13, 2006, 11:22:33 pm »
ROLAND ROLAND!!

They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!

If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!

Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!

Tresspassing and sabotage are crimes Jess.

You fixin to get EEEEEEE RESTED!

That's if my sniper cats don't get ya first.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #148 on: December 13, 2006, 11:41:03 pm »
Hey Jess.....


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #149 on: December 13, 2006, 11:53:49 pm »
Ho! Ho! Ho!


Merry Christmas Everyone!

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