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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #440 on: January 29, 2007, 02:39:41 pm »
*Jess looks around at the tattered remains of the den of debauchery....starts laughing .....starts choking she is laughing so hard....staggers desperately out the front door (doesn't want to get caught dead in THERE!!) *

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #441 on: January 29, 2007, 03:04:55 pm »
Lucise notices Jess staggerring out of David's club, crying with laughter..

* What's so funny Jess?  :D *



Lucise steps into the club and looks up at the ceiling ..



* Holy heavens above, David! 
I know you are a Lower Echelon club and all ..  but by Jove! .. Do something about this mess .. sheesh!  ::)
I'd love to sit here and party with the dust mites and spiders but there is someone waiting for me in the limo out there..
Clean up this place mate, will ya? ..  8)*


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #442 on: January 30, 2007, 03:29:04 am »
Lucise notices Jess staggerring out of David's club, crying with laughter..

* What's so funny Jess?  :D *



Lucise steps into the club and looks up at the ceiling ..



* Holy heavens above, David! 
I know you are a Lower Echelon club and all ..  but by Jove! .. Do something about this mess .. sheesh!  ::)
I'd love to sit here and party with the dust mites and spiders but there is someone waiting for me in the limo out there..
Clean up this place mate, will ya? ..  8)*


Nothing's funny about it, and that isn't a picture of my ceiling Lucise!

I don't have any logs in my ceiling! That's over there at your place.  >:(

There you go tryin' to sabotage my club again.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #443 on: January 30, 2007, 03:31:11 am »
....... and stop pickin' on me when I'm sick!  >:(

We call that a "sucker punch" here in Indiana.

If ya'll are that desperate, there must be something really wrong over at Jess' place.

I'm calling the Board of Health!
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #444 on: January 30, 2007, 03:33:52 am »
Just clean up the mess David!  8)

And who says that ceiling aint yours?
I say it is!!   :P


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #445 on: January 30, 2007, 08:48:52 am »
I feel a little guilty for hounding our most excellent host during his convalescence. Soooo, by way of an apology I rang my good friend Nick (we go waaaaaay back  ;)) and asked him to come kiss it better for you...



...Now David, where does it hurt??

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #446 on: January 30, 2007, 09:01:24 am »


Hey David,

Are you unwell, baby? What's is it? Are you OK?

I've asked my friend, Daniel, to take you for a spin in the country. He'll be picking you up at 9 o'clock. He said he'd take a picnic basket along. Have a nice day together. I hope it cheers you up.


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #447 on: January 30, 2007, 06:30:34 pm »
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -

I just hit 1500 posts!  (Yee-haw!)

But is it my imagination or was 1001-1500 WAY faster than either 1-500 or 500-1000?!?!!

 8)

 ;D Congratulations on 1500 posts, Lynne!  ;D
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #448 on: January 30, 2007, 08:42:56 pm »
I feel a little guilty for hounding our most excellent host during his convalescence. Soooo, by way of an apology I rang my good friend Nick (we go waaaaaay back  ;)) and asked him to come kiss it better for you...



...Now David, where does it hurt??



Why thank you Nicky! I just love Nick Lachey! I can't wait until he shows up!

Here's your margarita Nicky!



Hell, here's 10 of 'em!



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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #449 on: January 30, 2007, 08:44:46 pm »

Hey David,

Are you unwell, baby? What's is it? Are you OK?

I've asked my friend, Daniel, to take you for a spin in the country. He'll be picking you up at 9 o'clock. He said he'd take a picnic basket along. Have a nice day together. I hope it cheers you up.


 :-*

Why thank you Kerry! God, I should get sick more often!  :)
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