David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[injest]

hey can I join?  (covers embarrassing high post count with a discreetly placed sauna towel.)

HEY!!

[injest]

Absolutely Louise!

Oh don't worry about covering up your post count. We let the nice upper class people in!

Welcome! 

just exactly what you saying, boy??

[coffeecat33]

I'm a gonna git out a here 'fore any trouble starts. Last time I ended up in jail and I don't aim fer it to happen again. Adios amigos - and pasta la vista! yee haw

[David In Indy]

May I take your order?

[injest]

WHOA!


 I got me a new baby ..





She needs to be cleaned and polished!

 Btw, when my car is getting warshed,would it be okay if I stayed inside?  Just to keep an eye on the car-warshers, you know, make sure they aren't too hard on her .. she'my baby, you know .. 

yes all the 5000 + club members get their own sports cars....just one of the many perks Phillip has offered us... whoops wasn't supposed to let that out!

[David In Indy]

Why Hello Jess!

<I KNEW she'd be in here once she found out about that car. >

[David In Indy]

just exactly what you saying, boy??

I said what I said.

I said we let the nice people in here.

You gonna be nice Jess?

That's what I thought.

[injest]

Just thought I would grace you with my presence....since you are not gonna be open for very long...

hmmm....is that a liquor liscence on the wall there?? WHY NO IT IS NOT!!

*Jess on the phone to the authourities*

[David In Indy]

as for the guy you posted on SofG, David, maybe Orlando Bloom??

I'm not sure Leslie. He might be. I just found him on the internet and he reminded me of Dane. He might be Orlando Bloom. He sure is cute whoever he is.   

[David In Indy]

Just thought I would grace you with my presence....since you are not gonna be open for very long...

hmmm....is that a liquor liscence on the wall there?? WHY NO IT IS NOT!!

*Jess on the phone to the authourities*

You better be nice to me Jess, or I'll sic my guard dog on you!