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[injest]

*Jess storms in tumping over all the tables!! Pouring out all the liquor, throwing the food on the floor!!*

David IGNORED my pm!! I wrote him and he didn't write me back!!!!

 

*Jess collapses in tears....*

[injest]

oops.

Yes he did...I just missed it cause I was deleting old posts....

*Jess looks around*

well, I guess I shouldn't have lost my temper like that...but who can tell the difference? this is how it always looks in here...

*Jess edges out before anyone sees her*

[David In Indy]

*Jess storms in tumping over all the tables!! Pouring out all the liquor, throwing the food on the floor!!*

David IGNORED my pm!! I wrote him and he didn't write me back!!!!

 

*Jess collapses in tears....*

Yes I did! Look again. I sent it to you about 30 minutes ago.

This was unnecessary roughness and totally uncalled for, Jess. Who's cleaning up this mess, because it won't be me!  

[David In Indy]

Oh Hell! Our posts overlapped. The question still remains. Who's cleaning all this up?

You sure can go off Jess. What is it Shakespeare said? Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned? He was right! 

[injest]

It wasn't me!! It was DOT!! SHE was pretending to be me! I would NEVER make a mess in here...I don't come in here! I haven't had my shots!!

[dot-matrix]

It wasn't me!! It was DOT!! SHE was pretending to be me! I would NEVER make a mess in here...I don't come in here! I haven't had my shots!!

I DID NOT!!!!  Jess don't fib, it's not polite    I've been over posting nekkid boys for the last hour!  You know I wasn't in here.  If you did it Jess you have to take your lumps so get sweeping darlin.  I'll help you.

[injest]

I DID NOT!!!!  Jess don't fib, it's not polite    I've been over posting nekkid boys for the last hour!  You know I wasn't in here.  If you did it Jess you have to take your lumps so get sweeping darlin.  I'll help you.

dang it...

 

if I clean up that food off the floor what will the bugs eat??

[David In Indy]

dang it...

 

if I clean up that food off the floor what will the bugs eat??

HEY!!! 

There's no bugs in here! They must have followed you in from over at your place Jess. Get the can of Raid and spray it all around while you're cleaning up this terrible mess you made.

[injest]

Ok ok!! I got it!!



don't get your drawers in a wad...

[David In Indy]

Ok ok!! I got it!!



don't get your drawers in a wad...

What's that woman supposed to be doing? She sure as hell isn't sweeping the floor!