David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[David In Indy]

Well even thought I have over 11,000 posts on the MIG and Over 10,000 here I'm not welcome over there anyway.  I'd rather be here with you David and all the fun people.         (J/K) .... Can I post anything I want here on Friday? 

The sky's the limit Dottie! And bring your friends with you, okay? Everyone is invited!!

[injest]

IT IS NOT POOP COFFEE!! 

It is extra special, ver expensive coffee for people with REFINED taste!!

Starbucks!! HUMPH...I bet it will be store brand GENERIC!!

[injest]

Hey, David.....I am reporting you to code!!

the LEAST you could do is throw a coat of PAINT on this.....SHACK....




man, you are bringing down the property values of the WHOLE town....

[David In Indy]

Hey, David.....I am reporting you to code!!

the LEAST you could do is throw a coat of PAINT on this.....SHACK....




man, you are bringing down the property values of the WHOLE town....

Oh HELL no!! Huh uh! No she didn't. 

You're in BIG trouble now Jess. You shouldn't have went and did that. I created your little club in my Sim's game a few months ago and I wasn't going to post it because it was so mean. I'm going to do it now!

Yup.

It's a little tin shack with a toilet out front. It's disgusting.

I'm going to do it. I just have to remember which neighborhood I put it in! 

[injest]

Oh HELL no!! Huh uh! No she didn't. 

You're in BIG trouble now Jess. You shouldn't have went and did that. I created your little club in my Sim's game a few months ago and I wasn't going to post it because it was so mean. I'm going to do it now!

Yup.

It's a little tin shack with a toilet out front. It's disgusting.

I'm going to do it. I just have to remember which neighborhood I put it in! 

oh so you have been over there plotting to RUIN my fine establishments stellar reputation....no wonder your club is falling down around your ears!! Jealousy is an UGLY thing....

[David In Indy]

(She's just jealous because the toilet sits out front over at her club. Jess what were you thinking when you installed the toilet by the front door? People can SEE!)

 MY club not only has INDOOR toliets, we have spas too!

[injest]

(She's just jealous because the toilet sits out front over at her club. Jess what were you thinking when you installed the toilet by the front door? People can SEE!)

 MY club not only has INDOOR toliets, we have spas too!

but see, for all that to WORK you have to have running water!!!

 

[David In Indy]

but see, for all that to WORK you have to have running water!!!

 

You call that old wishing well hand pump at your place "running water"? HA!!

We do have running water! It comes into our club via gold plated pipes! It's BEEEEUUUTEEEFUL!!!

[injest]

You call that old wishing well hand pump at your place "running water"? HA!!

We do have running water! It comes into our club via gold plated pipes! It's BEEEEUUUTEEEFUL!!!

well how redneck is that?? gold pipes and pans on the floor to catch the leaking water from that rattletrap roof!! just look at it!

You shoulda used that gold to build a REAL club!!

[David In Indy]

well how redneck is that?? gold pipes and pans on the floor to catch the leaking water from that rattletrap roof!! just look at it!

You shoulda used that gold to build a REAL club!!

    

  

I DID! 240000 square feet of total luxury.

You still haven't explained that awful toilet in front of your place. Your customers have been complaining about it, and we can see it from over here!!

ugh!