Kerry's Komedy Klub

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Hope you don't mind, this one's so good I had to post it over in the Diner at the DC Forum!

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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
 
Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all the collected chips to a nearby Benedictine monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casino of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks . . . !   

You didn't even see it coming, did you? Gotcha!   

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  good one Kerry!

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One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."