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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2007, 01:03:53 am »
Aw! So cute!  :)
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2007, 02:29:03 am »
There's an old couple, both in their 80's, on a sentimental holiday they went back to the spot where they first met.

They're sitting in a pub and he says to her, "Do you recall the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind the barn. You leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it
for old times sake?"


"Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, two old timers having sex against a fence.' So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the barn and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohhh God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether they still have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The guy, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple pass, the guy says to them, "That was something else, you must have been going at it for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "except fifty years ago that frigging fence wasn't electric."
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2007, 03:47:18 am »
  :laugh:         :laugh:         :laugh:         :laugh:         :laugh:

Hey, that old bloke looks familiar (says Kerry looking at his avatar to the left)
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2007, 09:09:31 am »

In keeping with the cute pet pics posted by David, here's my offering . . . .

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2007, 02:57:34 pm »
" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2007, 08:05:43 pm »




Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2007, 08:47:22 pm »

Yikes, ya cain't go posting topless pics at my demure lil thread, Geri.  :-\

Disgraceful!  ;)
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2007, 08:50:32 pm »


Poooor kitty. Who'd go an do that to a lil kitty's bottom? Hold on, I recognise that cat! DAVID! Is that your cat?! Did you paint your cat's bottom in purple and tangerine? Tst-tst!
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2007, 02:16:32 am »
Poooor kitty. Who'd go an do that to a lil kitty's bottom? Hold on, I recognise that cat! DAVID! Is that your cat?! Did you paint your cat's bottom in purple and tangerine? Tst-tst!

Nope! That's not Oreo, Kerry! Oreo is a black and white cat. His bottom is covered in black fur and I don't think spray paint would show up on it. lol
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #49 on: February 03, 2007, 01:55:07 am »
<cough> <cough>

<waving hands back and forth>

Shew! The dust!

First it was Kelda, and now it's you! Just LOOK at this place.

Kerry, get your cute butt in here and clean these cobwebs up!

Good Lord!  ;)
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