Kerry's Komedy Klub

[oilgun]

Oilgun, I'm really not at all sure what part a town that building's in - I never heard of - or seen it before.

Roland, I can't believe you're in TO and never saw the new addition of the Ontario College of Art!  It's one of the most eye-catching structures in the city.  Anyway it's at 100 McCaul St. just south of Dundas and looks best when approaching it from the south on McCaul.


I also have a thing for narrow buildings.
Here's the most bizarre, and narrowest, I could find:




This one is pretty cool:



My all time favourite (I get tingles everytime see pictures of it) is minimalist architect Tadao Ando's award-winning Azuma House in Osaka:



Yes, the first image is the front door, talk about minimalist, lol!

[Sharon]

OH, THE PITY OF THE OLD AGE

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home.
She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He said, "I can't remember where I live!"

[Sharon]

ROMANCE?

Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my damn teeth," he replied.

[Sharon]

[Sharon]

[David In Indy]

 

Those were good, Sharon!

[David In Indy]

You mean somebody actually lives in there? I can't imagine it. It would be like living in a hallway. 

I wonder where the staircase is located? It must be at the very back of the house.

[Cameron]

I love looking for narrow buildings too.  This one is something.

[dot-matrix]

Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewy were on the bus home from elementary
school, when a fire engine zoomed past their bus with blaring sirens.

The three kids noticed a Dalmatian dog on the
front seat of the fire engine, and Ricky said: "They use that dog to
keep crowds back."

"No," said Jimmy, "he’s just for good luck."

But Stewy knew better: "No, the dog is giving
them directions to the nearest fire hydrant."

[dot-matrix]

Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their
pets.

"The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that
used to play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but finally a friend
complained about him and I had him put to sleep."

"You had him put to sleep, a bright dog like that? A dog like
that would be worth a million dollars."

"Had to", he replied, "Caught him using marked cards.