Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[dot-matrix]

[dot-matrix]

Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."


The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."


The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."


The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."


But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.

[dot-matrix]

[dot-matrix]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant & there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

 
 
 


Suddenly she sneezes, & her glass eye comes flying out of its socket

 
 
 

towards the man.

 

 

 


He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, & hands it back.

 

 

 


"Oh my, I am so sorry" the woman says, as she pops her eye back in
place.

 

 

 


"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you" she says.

 

 

 


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together & afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams, & he shares his. She listens.

 

 

 


After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap & stay for breakfast.

 

 

 

They had a wonderful, wonderful, time.

 

 

 

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

 

 

 


The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

 

 

 


"You know," he said "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

 
 
 


"No," she replies . . . . . . “

 
 
 


Wait for it . .

 
 
 

 
 
 


 
 
 


 
 
 

She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." 

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

                                    tee hee hee

[Kerry]

[Kerry]