I spend most of my time over on the Cullen board, and have been there since Jan 06, but here is one I posted there a couple months ago, and it is one of my favorites.
Bacon and Eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, grumpy, and kicks the
cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"