Kerry's Komedy Klub

[pettifogger]

This is one of my personal favorites

The vet had just supervised the delivery of a litter of kittens to
the old spinster's cat. "I just don't know how it could have
happened," said the spinster. "Tibbles is never allowed out
and no other cats are ever allowed into the house."

"But what about him ?" asked the vet, pointing to a large tom
cat sitting in an armshair.

"Oh, don't be silly," replied the spinster. "That's her brother."

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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most
unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her
shoulders and the the small of her back. He ran his hands lightly
over her breasts, then proceeded to run his hand gently down her
side, sliding his hands over her stomach, and then t a point below
her waist. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs, then
gently probing the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned
to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a
little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled
over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote !!"

[TXdoug]

                 

AWESOME...dearest Dottie  

Kerry ... the drawings of the folks in your cartoons are WONDERFUL as are their conversations  

[Kerry]

Kerry ... the drawings of the folks in your cartoons are WONDERFUL as are their conversations  

Thanks for the feedback, Doug. I'm glad you like them. Here's another.   

[Kerry]

[dot-matrix]

[dot-matrix]

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet & put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

[dot-matrix]

[dot-matrix]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  I'll be a good boy I promise!  NOT THE VET!  NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[pettifogger]

Well Done ALL of you.  Kerry your original art is a corker.   A question for Ms Matrix, Do you have a bottomless supply of these amusing jokes and pictures?  I have never seen so much funny stuff in one place before.  Your home must be a very happy place.