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Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« on: March 20, 2007, 03:40:43 am »
Bob sprung this article on me tonight so I thought I'd share it with you all.  I learned a few things I can tell you  :o ps. Beware, there are a couple of straight oriented points.

15 Things You Don't Know About Your Penis

Isn't a great idea to get to know the one part of our body that we love the most better? Who knew, the penis is much more interesting than I thought it was and that's a lot to say! ;)


 ::) 1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

 ::) 2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

 ::) 3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

 ::) 4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

 ::) 5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

 ::) 6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

 ::) 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

 ::) 8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

 ::) 9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

 ::) 10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

 ::) 11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

 ::) 12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

 ::) 13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

 ::) 14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

 ::) 15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

December 2006 Mens Health

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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2007, 08:39:47 am »
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1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.




I have never smoked, but even if I did, a centimeter gain wouldn't be enough incentive.   Now if guys knew they's gain inches  by quitting....  Look out!    The cigarette industry would collapse!    LOL.

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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2007, 04:09:06 pm »
Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

I guess that depends on how choosy one is. 8)
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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2007, 05:36:50 pm »
::) 7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
Yup...I used to fantasize about this myself, but never was able to achieve it. Ron Jeremy was known in the day for being able to self-fellate (don't know if he's able to anymore, or even cares to). And speaking of porn performers, I have an adult magazine that photographically records a virile young man with the ability to penetrate himself anally with his own member...doubtlessly an even rarer skill.

And for the record, I am a grower. 8)

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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2007, 05:44:13 pm »
OK  — as a naive woman, I just have to ask:  If a guy is a "shower" (large c*ck even when not erect), how does one cram it into a pair of tight jeans?  (Especially if he's riding a horse or something which would probably be even more constricting) 

Isn't it painful?

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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2007, 07:03:11 pm »
::) 11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

Sloppy seconds. ... Eeeew. ...  ::)  :laugh:

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::) 13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

Wait a minute. How do we know the researchers didn't choose lousy-sperm producers who were ugly as sin and good-sperm producers who were drop-dead gorgeous?  ???  >:(
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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2007, 07:04:28 pm »
OK  — as a naive woman, I just have to ask:  If a guy is a "shower" (large c*ck even when not erect), how does one cram it into a pair of tight jeans?  (Especially if he's riding a horse or something which would probably be even more constricting) 

Isn't it painful?

I don't know, but I sure wish I was in a position to know. ...  :-\
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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2007, 07:12:49 pm »
I'm just not believing what I'm reading in here!  >:(  >:(

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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2007, 08:43:14 pm »
OK  — as a naive woman, I just have to ask:  If a guy is a "shower" (large c*ck even when not erect), how does one cram it into a pair of tight jeans?  (Especially if he's riding a horse or something which would probably be even more constricting) 

Isn't it painful?
Just like in marketing, product placement is everything!
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Re: Hey guys, which are you a shower or a grower...Hmmmmm
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2007, 01:07:20 am »
I'm just not believing what I'm reading in here!  >:(  >:(

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maybe we should retire to a more sedate thread....like say the Vagina Monologues!!

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