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A Startling Confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar
« on: June 19, 2007, 06:24:09 am »
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A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Sun Nov 19 2006 03:34:28 )
   

Hi everyone –

I have not shared with anyone (publicly) how many times I've seen BBM because I didn’t want anyone to think that I’m weird – I know, that ship has already sailed.

But, I have reached a milestone and I am happy so I will share.

Someone once asked me how many times I had seen BBM. I didn’t know. But I knew I could figure it out pretty closely. All of my viewings in the theater were on my AmEx bill, so I could count those up. Then, I knew when I got the DVD and how many times I had watched it (3 times a day for a long time, then 2, then 1) approximately, but very close, especially considering when I was first asked this compared to when I started watching it on DVD. So then, I came up with a number and I have keep track ever since.

So, at the risk of opening myself up to dumbass trolls who just don’t get it or to TxMike who epitomizes not getting anything having to do with the human heart, I’ll let ya all in on it. As of the wee hours of this morning, I have seen BBM, from the Universal fanfare to the end of the credits…






























300 times.

 



Re: A startling confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar   
  by True_Oracle_of_Phoenix   (Thu May 3 2007 09:26:54 )   

       ;D

Re: A startling confession   
by jaaguir (Sun Nov 19 2006 04:01:41 )   


Well, Congratulations!

(You say it's a milestone, so it's like some kind of anniversary, that's why I congratulate you).

I can't imagine myself doing anything like it, but that doesn't mean I think you're weird. In fact I can't think of anyone reading your great posts thinking you're weird. Maybe that's what it takes to be so insightful about the movie.

I wrote in another thread that I've only watched it 4 times because I'm afraid (for various reasons) of watching it more often, so I could be also weird, and a coward to boot....

Re: A startling confession   
by latjoreme (Sun Nov 19 2006 08:49:35 )
   
   
Congratulations, CPDM! That is quite an accomplishment!

Some people may have seen me tell this story before, but it is so funny I have to tell it again. One day I was talking to somebody over at BetterMost, and when I said I'd seen BBM 17 times he went, "17 times? Wow! You must really like it!" Clearly, he was a newcomer. Anybody who's been around long enough would say, "Only 17 times? What -- don't you like it?"

So CPDM, with 300 times I guess you must really like it. I raise the Old Rose bottle to you!

(Good thing you got the idea to start keeping track! )

Re: A startling confession   
by Clyde-B (Sun Nov 19 2006 09:03:42 )
   

WOW! Do you know all the dialog by heart?



(Don't know if it calls for a celebration, but its a good excuse to buy you a beer!)

Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Sun Nov 19 2006 10:10:07 )
   

Hi jaaguir, latjoreme, and Clyde-B –


“In fact I can't think of anyone reading your great posts thinking you're weird.”

You oughta see some of the PMs I get!


“Do you know all the dialog by heart?”

Well, now I’m really gonna get weird. I do. A month or two ago I sat down and tried to make a list of each scene as they appear in order, just to see if I really had been paying attention. I only missed one scene and got two mixed up. That got to me wondering what I could do with the dialog. So I started to write it all in, then I watched (one more notch scratched) and all the mistakes I made were miniscule such as “gonna” instead of “going to”. Otherwise, I had it down. Weird, huh?

Also, I know that some people avoid watching it too much because they don’t want to lose that feeling. I understand this. In my case, none of the impact has worn off. I still connect with it just like the first time. Only thing is, I understand myself better now. I still haven’t figured BBM out.

Finally, Yes! I will take that swig of “Old Rose!” But, please, no more beans!





Re: A startling confession   
by malina-5 (Sun Nov 19 2006 11:17:24 )   


ClancyPants,

That is why you are one of our foremost Brokeback scholars.

Felicitations!

I'm sure there are scholars out there who have read Paradise Lost that many times. IMO, BBM is at least as worthwhile (maybe much more).

Thank you for telling us.

xo m.

Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Sun Nov 19 2006 12:07:54 )
   

<<Well, now I’m really gonna get weird. I do. A month or two ago I sat down and tried to make a list of each scene as they appear in order, just to see if I really had been paying attention. I only missed one scene and got two mixed up. That got to me wondering what I could do with the dialog. So I started to write it all in, then I watched (one more notch scratched) and all the mistakes I made were miniscule such as “gonna” instead of “going to”. Otherwise, I had it down. Weird, huh?>>

You go, Clancy! I think this is great! Actually, I know a man who can recite the dialog word for word, play every scene in his head from start to finish.

<<Also, I know that some people avoid watching it too much because they don’t want to lose that feeling. I understand this. In my case, none of the impact has worn off. I still connect with it just like the first time. Only thing is, I understand myself better now. I still haven’t figured BBM out.>>


I understand. I feel the exact same way!


Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Sun Nov 19 2006 12:03:01 )
   

Clancy, this is so strange because this morning (I kid you not!) I wondered how many times you've watched BBM, and this is before I even saw your post. I've always wondered, but never got around to asking.

300 times? I think that's pretty cool! You have me beat, but not by much . And don't worry about the responses from the trolls. Most of them you have on ignore and the others, well, just tell those people to go to hell if they start to flame you. There is nothing wrong with watching BBM 300 times, nothing at all. Watch some more!

Re: A startling confession   
by stephen-mellor (Sun Nov 19 2006 12:07:25 )   


That's a LOT!

One thing though. You wrote: "or to TxMike who epitomizes not getting anything having to do with the human heart."

Didn't you mean "brain"?

Re: A startling confession   
by stitchbuffymoulinfan (Sun Nov 19 2006 12:14:35 )   


Maybe in my lifetime I'll have 300 glorious Brokeback viewings under my belt... That's awesome how you said repeat viewings didn't lose that feeling for you.

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Re: A startling confession   
by richardg49 (Sun Nov 19 2006 12:22:01 )   


Wow! 300!! I've got up to 30+ and am at the stage where I wonder whether I should tell that to my friends/relatives in case they start quietly backing away from me while speaking in soothing tones. Usually I just say vaguely, 'I've seen it quite a few times' and leave it at that.

You know, if you do have all the scenes and dialogue memorised from start to finish, you can probably dispense with the DVD altogether - just lie back, close your eyes and let your mind relive the story. Could be very convenient for those awkward moments when you're not near your DVD player!


Re: A startling confession   
by taj_e (Sun Nov 19 2006 19:31:29 )
   

Mike be nice will you even if you meant it well
300 times is worth simply because one wants to understand and enjoy the film better. I've watched it not more than 50 times for the same reason. You don't have the same confession because you are not sharing the same passion like we do

It is called studying the film, the art
If you agree one should not stop questioning, you should agree one should not stop learning too, finding the answers

Some may say 50, 100 or even 300 is enough, others may say I might still not learn everything but what I know is good enough

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Wed Nov 22 2006 16:32:29 )
   

UPDATED Wed Nov 22 2006 16:35:36
TxMike says

300 times, eh! My only comment is, "Get a life." No one with a real life would have the time or inclination to see the same movie 300 times.

And out of being very nuturing and politically correct everyone calls TxMike a moron?!!

If it was any other picture ANY other picture you'd all be calling ClancyPantsDelMar a moron.

Come on when people who told you they saw Star Wars 50 times didn't you think "Get a Life!!"

I bet plenty of the people that gave kudos to ClancyPantsDelMar secretly said to themselves "whoa !" And I'm talkin gay and straight alike, but I guess we all see clothes on the Emperor!

TxMike I don't know you. Maybe you are rude maybe you are just honest. All I know is I'm with you on this one.



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Re: A startling confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar   

      
Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Wed Nov 22 2006 16:46:28 )   

UPDATED Wed Nov 22 2006 16:47:55
crazykeyman said:

"If it was any other picture ANY other picture you'd all be calling ClancyPantsDelMar a moron."

And s/he is quite right! S/he has announced what we all already know: Brokeback Mountain is a film unto itself, a new standard, a new genre, art that transcends art. This is what is so incredibly special about it and makes it so very "multi-view-worthy."

(The other special thing about crazykeyman's post is that now TxMike actually has someone who agrees with him.)


Re: A startling confession   
by Shasta254 (Wed Nov 22 2006 16:49:49 )   


TxMike meet Crazykeyman/Crazykeyman meet TxMike. I hope you two will be very happy together. :)

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Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Wed Nov 22 2006 17:23:07 )   


Now come on. I have read some of your posts on this board. You are intelligent why not grace me with your wisdom of why I am wrong instead of this childish banter. I've got big shoulders I can take it.

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Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Wed Nov 22 2006 21:44:34 )
   

UPDATED Wed Nov 22 2006 22:08:33
<<And out of being very nuturing and politically correct everyone calls TxMike a moron?!!>>

Have you read his posts? Calling TXMess a moron is letting him off easy. Who wants to be nurturing and politically correct where TXMess is concerned? He is never politically correct or nurturing!

<<If it was any other picture ANY other picture you'd all be calling ClancyPantsDelMar a moron.>>

You don't know us, you don't know anything about us. I wouldn't call Clancy a moron under ANY circumstance.

<<Come on when people who told you they saw Star Wars 50 times didn't you think "Get a Life!!">>

Wrong. Absolutely wrong. I have watched every one of the Star Wars movies at least 50 times. Each and every one of my Star Wars viewings fit very well into my life, my full and rewarding life.

<<I bet plenty of the people that gave kudos to ClancyPantsDelMar secretly said to themselves "whoa !" And I'm talkin gay and straight alike, but I guess we all see clothes on the Emperor!>>

Wrong again. You don't know WTF you're talking about.

<<TxMike I don't know you. Maybe you are rude maybe you are just honest. All I know is I'm with you on this one.>>

Yeah, well, no one asked you. Trolls of a feather...




Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Wed Nov 22 2006 22:56:54 )
   

Hey look I'm a variety is the spice of life kind of a guy. My favorite meal is Pesto alla Genovese. I just couldn't eat it everyday. Maybe you like those two movies a lot!! Maybe you're the kind of guy that likes ribeye and you got to have it every night! Just don't be surprised when someone says You eat that everynight?!! I'm just sayin if it was me I'd vary menu. life is short.

As for your statement

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You don't know us, you don't know anything about us. I wouldn't call Clancy a moron under ANY circumstance.
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That just tells me alot about your critical thinking. Under the right circumstance I would call my own Mother a moron. I wouldn't want friends that gave me warm kudos no matter what I did. My closest friends could tell me when I'm being an idiot! I want that!! Hell I need that!! Don't you want that ?




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Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Wed Nov 22 2006 23:12:34 )   


UPDATED Wed Nov 22 2006 23:22:12
<<That just tells me alot about your critical thinking. Under the right circumstance I would call my own Mother a moron. I wouldn't want friends that gave me warm kudos no matter what I did. My closest friends could tell me when I'm being an idiot! I want that!! Hell I need that!! Don't you want that ?>>

Well if you will call your mother a moron, then, you're a fool. I doubt if you have very many friends. How much life experience do you have that you can tell me, a 50 year old woman, that I'm being an idiot? And to answer your question, no I don't want that, I don't need that, especially not from someone like you! The nerve of some people!

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Thu Nov 23 2006 01:28:53 )   


UPDATED Thu Nov 23 2006 01:30:42
Well littlewing you beat my life experience by two years maybe in two years from now I will have the experience to call you an idiot but for now I'll refrain from doing so.

It's interesting that because someone holds the title of being mother that they are exempt from such names. That NO example that you can think of would allow you to call a mother a moron. How about the mother who backed her car (containing her children) into the river so that she could be with her boyfriend who doesn't like kids. How dare anyone call her a moron I mean she's a mother and everything.

When I was 12 years old my father decided he needed a confidant. Well could you blame him he had been living a double life. At home he would abhor the immorality that was on the television but away from home he would look for prostitutes. Well ol dad had no one to tell so he told me. And after he told me he realized this could all come back and get him into trouble. So he tells his twelve year old son don't ever tell mom or she will leave US. Yeah I know of course mom wouldn't do that but I was 12 and it was my dad telling me this so it must be true, right?
Feeling that this was not enough dad tries another angle. After telling in great detail everything he was doing with these prostitutes to his twelve year old son. He tells me he's been showing my picture to these girls and that they said bring him along. My Dad would drive me out at night to Hollywood. He would say stay in the car I'll check these girls out to see if they're any good.
I can remember waiting inside the car frightened and confused hoping my dad would say Naw they didn't look very good or they were all taken. This went on for a couple of years until my sister found out. I thought No! my mom is going to leave me. I had been fed this line all this time. When the truth came out my Mom came to me and said "How could you do this to me." You see through the years my Mom and I had a strange relationship for a mother and son. From a very young age my mother would tell me all her problems and go to me for advice. Many times over her relationship with my Dad. She would come to me and cry and ask me to talk to my dad about how he treated her. This started when I was about eight. A lot of times it worked My mom would come crying I would talk to my dad. Problem resolved. But it gave us a relationship that was not healthy. And here she was blaming my dads lifestyle on me.

You make the call littlewing are these parents of mine morons, idiots, self-centered. The nerve of some people.

I lived a life of pretend for to long. So yes I regard my friends who will tell me the truth my good friends. My very good friends.

Littlewing I was not insinuating that I would be your friend who would tell you the truth, that would be ludacris I don't know you. I was asking wouldn't you want the people you trust to tell you the truth. If not my folks would agree with you. You see they were more comfortable living in pretend.

Best of luck to ya.









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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Wed Nov 22 2006 23:33:13 )   



Crazy, the thing is, whether a person thinks it's nutso that someone does something over and over again, using seeing this movie as an example, is cool by me. The problem that most of us have with Texmex is that he has absolutely no tact or couth when he posts his comments, and has the deluded idea that he is always right while everyone else is wrong.
I also don't want friends who only say nice things to me and I appreciate it when they are telling me I'm being a dummy, idiot or whatever. Once again using Tex as an example, because of the way he posts, practically nobody here thinks of him as a friend. There are others on this board I would be fine with telling me I'm being a doofus because I consider them friends here.
And shame on you for even considering calling your mother a moron! Just kidding, I get what you mean.

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Thu Nov 23 2006 00:14:50 )
   

Then again you haven't met my mother. No I'm kidding apart from being dysfunctional she's a nice lady. Of course I'm beginning to believe everybody came from a dysfunctional family. In fact I've seen some functional families that have given me the creeps!

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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Thu Nov 23 2006 00:24:56 )
   


Hey, I'll call all six of us of my family against your one wacky mother. Anybody raise me?

Re: A startling confession   
by Shasta254 (Thu Nov 23 2006 04:13:15 )
   

Crazykeyman, after hearing about your family---mine seems fairly "normal" (whatever that means). I am sorry that you had the kind of childhood that you did; you had to grow up faster than you should have.

I agree with a lot of things that you say. I have seen some mothers (and fathers) who were definitely "morons". It's just that some people find comfort in doing things over and over again. To me that's not moronic. I can understand watching BBM every day. I have watched it twice in one day myself. I'm not sure, but I think CPDM may be retired. (Tell me if I'm wrong.) If I were retired, I would probably watch it 3 times a day...easy.

So he likes repetitiveness and you don't. He gets something new out of each viewing. That's all. There is room in the world for all kinds of people, and as long as their activities aren't hurting anyone, then it's ok with me, and with most of the rest of the people on this board. I think the group here is a very accepting group as long as we aren't treated rudely.

Dav0001--Funny. :)

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Re: A Startling Confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 06:25:33 am »
Re: A startling confession   
by jaaguir (Thu Nov 23 2006 06:49:47 )   

Hi

If some posters are too belligerent with TxMike maybe it's because he has earned it in other threads, but I won't go into that.

Maybe they were too belligerent with you without reason, ok, I don't agree with that. But in any case I don't think neither of you have any right to call Clancy a moron (and I'm really sorry for your childhood troubles but that doesn't justify it either), and I'll explain why:

First, you're not his friends (as you talk about best friends telling you the thruth, which I agree they should do).

Second, even if you were, I don't think you should call him any name, you should tell him instead that you're worried about him being so obssessed with the movie, or something like that. I think it's better and more polite.

And third, even if you were to be polite with him, you should be more open minded and consider that, maybe, he finds something in the experience of watching the movie that makes it worth it for him to watch it 300 times, something positive or something that works for him or whatever, though you can't possibly get it, and that's ok too.

That's all.

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Thu Nov 23 2006 13:34:45 )   

My childhood story was told to littlewing as an example of yes under certain circumstances you can call a mother or even a father or moron. The name moron got mentioned when someone called TxMike a Moron.

So it appears you have selective rules. It is true that I don't know Clancy and for all I know he may be a great guy. But 300 times wow.... I'm just being honest seems like a lot.


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Re: A startling confession   
by jaaguir (Fri Nov 24 2006 06:55:41 )   

<< The name moron got mentioned when someone called TxMike a Moron.
So it appears you have selective rules. >>

I said maybe he earned that in other threads. Maybe he didn't insult anyone directly on this one, but he's usually rude, so what does he expect in return. As far as I know Clancy never insulted anyone, so he doesn't deserve it in any case (nor anyone else usually on this board).

<< But 300 times wow.... I'm just being honest seems like a lot. >>

That's what I meant, you can disagree without insulting.


Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Fri Nov 24 2006 10:31:14 )   

Yeah and I had time to reflect and I do honestly agree with you. I should have not been rude and begin using name calling. I'm 48 years all and it's very childish. Your post got through to me and I'm really not being condesending.

Most boards do not posess community like this one. So my coming in here was like walking into someone else's living room and telling everybody what I thought of them. So from now on if I post anything here whether to agree or disagree I will try to be polite. I hope the same will be extended to me.


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Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Fri Nov 24 2006 16:28:31 )   

Hi crazykeyman --

"Most boards do not posess community like this one. So my coming in here was like walking into someone else's living room and telling everybody what I thought of them. So from now on if I post anything here whether to agree or disagree I will try to be polite. I hope the same will be extended to me."

Absolutely. This is what it's all about. I extend a hearty welcome to you and a cyber-handshake.



Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 16:45:48 )   

Thank you for being the bigger man

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Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Thu Nov 23 2006 16:49:44 )   

I've been thinking about what jaaguir said and I think he right I shouldn't call him a moron. Moron got borrowed from a post about TxMike speaking his mind. But that doesn't give me the right to call names just because others have.

Clancy I'm sorry for allowing myself to be childish by calling you a name. No one deserves that whether we agree with that person or not. Now go to blockbuster and rent "Son of Brokback" just to mix it up a little.


Anyone care to write the Plot Outline for that one? Or atleast the tagline?



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Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Thu Nov 23 2006 16:53:44 )   

<<Clancy I'm sorry for allowing myself to be childish by calling you a name. No one deserves that whether we agree with that person or not. Now go to blockbuster and rent "Son of Brokback" just to mix it up a little.


Anyone care to write the Plot Outline for that one? Or atleast the tagline?>>

Not funny. Why are you here? Are you here to discuss BBM or just to cause trouble?

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Thu Nov 23 2006 17:00:25 )   
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<<Clancy I'm sorry for allowing myself to be childish by calling you a name. No one deserves that whether we agree with that person or not. Now go to blockbuster and rent "Son of Brokback" just to mix it up a little.


Anyone care to write the Plot Outline for that one? Or atleast the tagline?>>

Not funny. Why are you here? Are you here to discuss BBM or just to cause trouble?



I was just trying to be light hearted. I'm sorry it offended you.



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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Thu Nov 23 2006 23:54:57 )   


In son of Brokeback a mad scientist pieces together hot men and puts Jack's brain in it and uses electricity to bring it back to life. He returns to Ennis. They then put on a stage show and sing "Putting on the Ritz.
After this movie there will be "Bride of Brokeback", Brokeback Returns" and "Brokeback Conquers the World".

Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Fri Nov 24 2006 00:04:19 )   


Come on ya'll, as you can see by my post above I thought Crazykeyman's idea for the sequal was funny and he was just trying to lighten things up after coming here and starting off on a wrong note. He apologized already. One of things people hopefully learn from this film is understanding and tolerence. So let's spread a little around here.

Re: A startling confession   
by malina-5 (Fri Nov 24 2006 08:10:18 )   

In 'Brokeback Conquers the World', will they, I wonder, invent a type of serum to turn everyone [*gasp*] queer? But then it all Goes Horribly Wrong? (I knew Aguirre would start sprouting tentacles sooner or later..)

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Fri Nov 24 2006 10:15:30 )   

You did not disappoint!!


That was great!!! I knew some with a great sense of humor could take that and run with it. That made me laugh and I'm talkin tears in eyes laughing

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Re: A startling confession   
by malina-5 (Fri Nov 24 2006 12:18:52 )   

In "Bride of Brokeback" Ennis plots to have Jack's brain transplanted into LaShawn's body so that folks won't think he's queer. But it all Goes Horribly Wrong...Aquirre ends up with LaShawn's brain, much to the mixed pleasure and consternation of Randall, Ennis, and all the sheep.

That was a nice apology, crazykeyman.

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 16:50:03 )   

Thankyou.

That was pretty funny. Lot of creative minds here!
Now all we need is a good tag line





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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Fri Nov 24 2006 17:07:46 )   


Thank you crazykeyguy. I'll be appearing here nightly if you want to catch my next act. That is unless of course...SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!!! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Re: A startling confession   
by jaaguir (Sat Nov 25 2006 04:14:14 )   
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Haha... I think dav001's first and Malina's second are very funny, they made me laugh out loud...

I'm sorry I don't have that kind of imagination, and besides I'm in a hurry, but congratulations guys.

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 16:53:39 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 26 2006 16:55:46
Brarumm cheenk !

(Don't know how to spell comedic drum hit)


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Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 17:01:22 )   

Wow I had to edit my Brarumm cheenk !

I spelled Brarumm cheenk ! with an i instead of the two ee and I got bleeped. I couldn't figure it out and then it hit me I was inadvertently offending the chineese. Sorry China.




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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Sun Nov 26 2006 20:14:05 )   


Now you made me laugh. I totally admit that I'm not the most educated person around..not stupid, just not educated. So a couple of times on the boards I haven't recognized or understood what some people have posted about. That just happened. I thought possibly Brarumm cheenk was some religion or cult or book I didn't know about. When I saw the explenation about the drum roll I thought it was funny once I realized what it was, and I was again mildly embaressed by my lack of knowledge. But hey, you don't need no college learning to be a derby skater, just a good pair of skates and a nice padded butt to fall on.

Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 20:29:47 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 26 2006 20:36:34
That's funny that reminds me of when someone asked me how my day was. What I should have said was "It was real Dog eat dog today" I knew right away when I was asked to repeat what I said that I was in trouble. "Just say it", my friend said.

It was real doggy dog today.

You can imagine how many times that story got told.

I think I got away with it for so many years because if it's said fast enough it sounds like it's suppose to sound. I wish I could tell you that's been my only faux pa but even the phrase faux pa has been my faux pa or should I say my Foe paw!

I know that this is way off topic but that would be a fun question to ask if anyone else has an embarassing idiom or saying that they got wrong. I think embarrassing stories are the funniest




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Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Sun Nov 26 2006 20:44:52 )   

Well, I know someone who, for many years, thought it was a review mirror... instead of a rear-view mirror.

I like your joke about the faux pas, btw!



Re: A startling confession   
by crazykeyman (Sun Nov 26 2006 21:00:01 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 26 2006 21:11:26
That is a perfect example of what I mean that if it's said fast enough it can go unnoticed for years. I think I use to refer to my chest of drawers as my chester drawers.

Get this! When I was a kid my mom signed me up at the park and recs for gymnastics. Some kid laughed at me when I asked when this guy Jim Nastics was going to show up.

I like the review mirror because not only do you get to see what you look like but you also get an opinion



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Re: A startling confession   
by troy-32 (Sun Nov 26 2006 21:22:20 )   

Hey, I've seen Halloween around 500 times and Carrie well over 1,000. I know they're older movies (1978 and 1976, respectively), but I still think that's impressive.

Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Sun Nov 26 2006 21:26:28 )   

So we've all seen certain movies repeatedly. There are some movies I see every time they come on TV. Some even if I have the DVD. I don't think my numbers are as high as you guys but I think we're all repeat watchers. No big deal.
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Re: A Startling Confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar
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Good for you, ClancyPants!   
by toycoon (Sun Nov 19 2006 14:10:06 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 19 2006 14:13:56
I can't imagine anyone more qualified to be the official shepherd to lead our flock.

From all of us dumbass mules, the coyotes at bay, the Queensland heelers, a camel and the sheep (especially sheep #761), Salute!

Re: A startling confession   
by blackvanilla (Sun Nov 19 2006 14:29:57 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 19 2006 14:30:59
Congratulations, Mr. ClancyPants!

You're way ahead of me. As much as i love the movie, i can count all the times i've seen it on one hand, which has something to do with the fact that i don't OWN the movie :(. Anyone want to buy me a copy for Christmas?? LOL just kidding!


Oh, and don't mind TxMike. He's just mad to realize that not all straight men are close minded bigots like himself. I'm turning TxMike into a pizza this afternoon.

Have a good rest of your weekend, boys and girls!

Re: A startling confession   
by Shasta254 (Sun Nov 19 2006 14:59:46 )   

That is a lot of viewing, CPDM!! I am just up to about 21 times now, but I am still loving it. It will take me awhile to get to 300! You have probably seen it more that anyone.

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

Re: A startling confession   
by jackie-77 (Sun Nov 19 2006 15:28:16 )   

Wow. I doubt I'll ever watch it nearly that many times, with all the DVDs I own and haven't had a chance to watch (only a few dozen, I don't have much money but I've prioritized DVDs above even books (except textbooks)).

I'm trying to do college (Molecular Bio. bachelor's) and write a novel (with Science Fiction elements and Fantasy elements), I frequently lose entire days or even weeks (in terms of actually doing anything) to bipolar depression even with meds (and the meds keep me a bit dazed, but getting out of bed every day, going to some of my classes, and eating food semi-regularly make it worth it), and sometimes I get (I kid you not) too depressed to watch DVDs. So it's gonna take me a few years to watch everything once, interspersed with the ones I'll watch over and over (BBM more than any other, I think).

I've said a few times that I've watched BBM 3 times, but I realized yesterday that it's 4. First (after waiting a month for it to arrive) I watched it the day after I got the DVD. The next day, after my classes, I watched it again with the English Subtitles for the Hard of Hearing. I resisted the temptation to immediately watch it again without the subtitles (not all of which are correct, but as a whole they add a layer to my growing comprehension of the dialogue in a film). But then I watched all the Special Features instead of studying.

Less than a week later, I watched it with my Mom who's been living with me for a little over a year in my apartment across the street from campus. Then a few days later I watched it with her again. At her request.

I bought it in Fullscreen, which arrived a few days ago, to find out a little more even though the scenery and the photographic composition will be compromised.

And a couple of days ago, Mom said, when I mentioned another film I've been asking to show her for weeks, that she wants to see BBM in Fullscreen first. OMG nifty.

4 times straight through (and countless watchings of certain segments) in 2 1/2 weeks isn't bad with everything else I'm doing including spending hours a day on this board. I love some of you guys already, but I'm too shy to admit who in particular yet.

(Off-topic: The "Ennis with Jack" thread is so big it tends to crash my browser, plus how would I get anything done. To the person who, like me, is studying Organic Chemistry, and anyone else who's interested: Over in that thread, I cracked that the thread topic should make it easy to remember that in SN2 reactions, the nucleophile does a backside attack. In response to the query of what then would be the leaving group, I remarked that after Ennis did his backside attack, which required something to leave, Jack did need to wash his only pair of jeans, shivering in the cold rather than waiting for nice weather.

I've been good for days, but I can no longer resist making one more Chemistry comment: The reason SN2 can't occur at a tertiary carbon and happens reluctantly at a secondary carbon is that the HOMO of the nucleophile needs backside access to the LUMO of the electrophile. (Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital and Lowest Unoccupied Molecular Orbital, that is.) Me and my bad self. I should be punished. By a cute girl. Oh no, please don't throw me in that briar patch...)

Jackie

Re: A startling confession   
by nonon99_99 (Sun Nov 19 2006 15:40:56 )   

I have seen it about 40 times in whole, some scenes more than this number.
I can't stop talking this film to people around, but sadly so few sympathy and feeback I received. It's gone to embarrassing sometimes. Once I even gave a lecture on BBM to my university supervisor during my tutorial time.

Re: A startling confession   
by retropian (Sun Nov 19 2006 16:34:15 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 19 2006 19:48:10
Hi ClancyPants.

You should go back to school, get a Masters Degree in film studies, then go on for a Ph.D and of course do you dissertaion on BBM. I'm serious. Then get a teaching position at a university. The subject of you class? "Brokeback Mountain; An analysis of the greatest film of the 21st century". A student dissenting from that view would naturally risk a failing grade.

Re: A startling confession   
by zeerine (Sun Nov 19 2006 16:46:47 )   

Bump
Congrats man, I feel like a coward for not watching it more than the 5 times I have.

Re: A startling confession   
by latjoreme (Sun Nov 19 2006 17:43:31 )   

My only comment is, "Get a life." No one with a real life would have the time or inclination to see the same movie 300 times.

So TxMike, what does someone with a "real life" do with his time? Hang out on the message board of a movie he professes not to like?

Re: A startling confession   
by djo-17 (Sun Nov 19 2006 17:44:13 )   

ClancyPantsDelMar: Way to go! You aren't WEIRD or at least AS weird as >>some<< persons who shall remain nameless might think. You are, like a lot of us, who have a "magnificent obsession" with this wonderful story. This is a positive obsession in my humble opinion. There are a lot of negative things out there to be obsessed about, which are harmful. Not with Brokeback Mountain, however. It merely hits you, so, as Ang Lee says: 'that you want to keep coming back'.

"What we got now is Brokeback Mountain...."


Doug O'Connor

Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Sun Nov 19 2006 19:14:10 )   

<<This is a positive obsession in my humble opinion. There are a lot of negative things out there to be obsessed about, which are harmful. Not with Brokeback Mountain, however. It merely hits you, so, as Ang Lee says: 'that you want to keep coming back'.>>

You got that right, Doug!

Re: A startling confession   
by spiceylife (Sun Nov 19 2006 19:44:16 )   

UPDATED Sun Nov 19 2006 19:46:00
Hi, Clancy.

300 times? Right, here's my new bumper sticker :-

ClancyPantsDelMar - Brokeback King

Clancy, if you're weird, then we're all weird, too. We're all weird together, & that's okay by me. I'm keeping the best company...


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Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Sun Nov 19 2006 21:17:40 )   
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I've never seen a movie as many imes as you clancy, you bif nurcase..just kidding!!..but there are movies I love so much anytime they are on TV I watch them even though I also have the DVD which I watch alot so I see nothing wrong with how many times you watch it.
One little note..Txmike..do us all a favor and piss off.
Re: A startling confession   
by littlewing1957 (Sun Nov 19 2006 21:26:52 )   
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<<One little note..Txmike..do us all a favor and piss off.>>

And/or kiss a little Clancy PantsDelMar butt!

Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Sun Nov 19 2006 23:58:02 )   

Golly everyone –

I thought one or two people might say “good” and the rest would shake their heads. Everyone has been so very nice and supportive of my … addiction? obsession?

No, it’s none of those. I don’t have an addictive or obsessive personality at all with regard to other things. Who would ever have thought that at my age I would walk into a theater one day, expecting a formulaic “Hollywood”-type movie, and then walk out several hours later a changed man? Not me, that’s for sure.

Anyway, as to some of your very nice comments…


“I’m sure there are scholars out there who have read Paradise Lost that many times. IMO, BBM is at least as worthwhile (maybe much more).”

Absolutely.


“Clancy, this is so strange because this morning (I kid you not!) I wondered how many times you’ve watched BBM, and this is before I even saw your post. I’ve always wondered, but never got around to asking.”

I know. We’ve talked about many varied things, and not this. I’m not 100% sure, but I think I’ve only ever talked to one person about this. There is one other person who knew, but that’s another story.


“One thing though. You wrote: “or to TxMike who epitomizes not getting anything having to do with the human heart.” Didn’t you mean “brain”?”

Let’s agree to compromise. Let’s make it BOTH! He certainly has!


“That’s awesome how you said repeat viewings didn’t lose that feeling for you.”

Not in the least. All my life I was a dry spigot, crying-wise. But even today I tear up just thinking about some aspects of the movie. I have seen literally thousands of movies and not one has ever affected me this way before.


“From all of us dumbass mules, the coyotes at bay, the Queensland heelers, a camel and the sheep (especially sheep #761), Salute!”

Well, it’s all of you who have taught ME so much! But since you put Sheep #761 in there, I’ll accept it! Bahhhhh…


“You’re way ahead of me. As much as i love the movie, i can count all the times i’ve seen it on one hand, which has something to do with the fact that i don’t OWN the movie”

This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation!


“You have probably seen it more that anyone.”

In a way, I think we have all seen it the same number of times… in our heads.


“The reason SN2 can’t occur at a tertiary carbon and happens reluctantly at a secondary carbon is that the HOMO of the nucleophile needs backside access to the LUMO of the electrophile. (Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital and Lowest Unoccupied Molecular Orbital, that is.)”

This is the best chemistry lesson I’ve ever sat through… and there have been far too many to want to remember!


“You should go back to school, get a Masters Degree in film studies, then go on for a Ph.D and of course do you dissertaion on BBM. I’m serious. Then get a teaching position at a university. The subject of you class? “Brokeback Mountain; An analysis of the greatest film of the 21st century”. A student dissenting from that view would naturally risk a failing grade.”

One part of me would LOVE to do this. But I did the back-to-school thing once and never used it. But it sure was a hell of a ride!


“This is a positive obsession in my humble opinion. There are a lot of negative things out there to be obsessed about, which are harmful. Not with Brokeback Mountain, however. It merely hits you, so, as Ang Lee says: ‘that you want to keep coming back’. “What we got now is Brokeback Mountain....”“

Wonderfully said and exemplified.




Anyway, from a few other comments, and from the fact that I have seen only one “ignore” post come in, I must conclude that TxMike couldn’t resist putting his two cents in. The guy follows me everywhere! Of course, my assumption would have to be that he said something negative. That’s all he ever does. And of course, I was right…

(TxMike quoted from latjoreme’s post)

“My only comment is, “Get a life.” No one with a real life would have the time or inclination to see the same movie 300 times.”

What a moron!

But I like how some of you handled him:

So TxMike, what does someone with a “real life” do with his time? Hang out on the message board of a movie he professes not to like?

Exactly. He just can’t get over his BBM obsession.

It is called studying the film, the art. If you agree one should not stop questioning, you should agree one should not stop learning too, finding the answers.

Exactly. And it is crap like this that shows him to be the hypocrite that he is. He’s CONSTANTLY contradicting himself. It’s because he doesn’t know what he thinks and he can’t express it.

One little note..Txmike..do us all a favor and piss off.

Excellent comment. Succinct, to-the-point, honest and true.



Finally, while this was very nice:

“ClancyPantsDelMar - Brokeback King”,

I will accept the title for only one brief moment. As littlewing1957 said to TxMike:

“And/or kiss a little Clancy PantsDelMar butt!”

I’ll go a bit further and say:

TxMike: Kiss my Pompous King-Size ClancyPants Ass!



(Oooo… on second thought, maybe I shouldn’t have said that… he’d probably use tongue!)


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Re: A Startling Confession -- by ClancyPantsDelMar
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 06:27:13 am »
Re: A startling confession   
by latjoreme (Mon Nov 20 2006 11:29:18 )   


As for watching just parts/scenes (but, of course OVER and OVER and OVER like some sick, twisted lunatic obsessive/compulsive!), I would have to say I've done that about 150-200 times!!!

Good point, Daphne. If I included all of my YouTube viewing (particularly "4 Nights in 20 Years"!) my viewings would probably top the 3-digit mark.

Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Mon Nov 20 2006 12:07:11 )   


So clancy, I'm just wondering..how many times have you seen Star Wars?

Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Mon Nov 20 2006 12:33:18 )   

UPDATED Mon Nov 20 2006 13:11:10
Hi dav0001 --

"So clancy, I'm just wondering..how many times have you seen Star Wars?"

Hmmm good question. I wonder why you chose this particular film?? I think "Star Wars" is a great film/story because of the way it's told, a quick-cutting fairy tale.

To answer your question, the first time I saw "Star Wars" was on DVD in probably 2000 (??). I've maybe seen it once or twice on TV (in its entirety). Maybe 2-3 more times on TV in pieces.

As I said, it is a good story... classic fairy tale translated to the sci-fi genre... but I’m quite content in having seen it the few times I have. Good, fun story, but nothing about it "grabs" me at all.



BTW -- I should mention I do know someone who saw it probably 100 times in the theater when it first came out. In case someone is reading this... think ice cream.


Re: A startling confession   
by blackvanilla (Mon Nov 20 2006 12:37:29 )   

UPDATED Mon Nov 20 2006 12:39:09
Hehehe. Tell me about it. I'm gonna get flamed for this. The first time I saw Star Wars, I fell asleep within the first 20 minutes. It was the Phantom Menace. I swore after that never to see another Star Wars movie again.


p.s. The only other movie i ever fell asleep in was the first Harry Potter movie. Weird, b/c i'm a fantasy whore (big on Lord of the Rings).

Re: A startling confession   
by shortfic (Mon Nov 20 2006 15:15:22 )   

blackvanilla, that's perfectly understandable. After all, it WAS The Phantom Menace! :-D

I've watched BBM about a dozen times so far in its entirety, but have watched certain scenes at least that many times. Anyway, CPDM is da man!


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Re: A startling confession   
by BannerHill (Mon Nov 20 2006 15:22:43 )   

Three Hundred Times? That's a good start!

I have only seen it 16 times, 9 in the theater. I guess that makes me a newbie...

Actually, I am settling in to a routine of seeing it about every six weeks.

I am so glad it exists.

Re: A startling confession   
by True_Oracle_of_Phoenix (Mon Nov 20 2006 04:25:22 )   

Congratulations CPDM!



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Re: A startling confession   
by daphne7661 (Mon Nov 20 2006 06:51:38 )   

Oh, Clancy, 300 times is not THAT MANY!!!

Actually, I think I've probably watched it in full about 75 times!!

As for watching just parts/scenes (but, of course OVER and OVER and OVER like some sick, twisted lunatic obsessive/compulsive!), I would have to say I've done that about 150-200 times!!!

So, no problemo, my friend!!! I'm right there with ya!!!

I can't get enough of Jack & Ennis!




...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Re: A startling confession   
by afterpreg (Mon Nov 20 2006 06:55:50 )   

300 times, is really a lot. How do you manage? Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't have the time to watch it that often. I cannot even keep up with the posts on this board ;)!

Re: A startling confession   
by deepaknair90 (Mon Nov 20 2006 17:35:06 )   


Wow...can't imagine doing it for any other movie ...but yeah...Brokeback's so worth it

Re: A startling confession   
by dav0001 (Mon Nov 20 2006 18:54:47 )   
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Just joking around Clancy. There are a couple of movies that are known to have been watched by people tons of times and that's the most well known one so the not too good joke was that you're one of those ones who sees movies alot. Guess I flopped on that one.

Re: A startling confession   
by ossander (Mon Nov 20 2006 21:27:09 )   

You most certainly have nothing to be ashamed of. When I was eleven years old, I watched 3 Ninjas every day for a month...now THAT is something to be ashamed of.

Re: A startling confession   
by ClancyPantsDelMar (Tue Nov 21 2006 00:09:40 )   

Hi dav0001 --

"Just joking around Clancy. There are a couple of movies that are known to have been watched by people tons of times and that's the most well known one so the not too good joke was that you're one of those ones who sees movies alot."

Oh. I didn't get that. I can be dense as the air surrounding Alma's Thanksgiving table. I thought it was a serious question.


"Guess I flopped on that one."

Not at all. I'm sure everyone else got it and probably saw my reply and said "I don't think he gets it." Oh, well... as many people I'm sure have noticed, from time to time I'm a few beans short of a can.





Re: A startling confession   
by taj_e (Tue Nov 21 2006 00:38:01 )   

I've never watch a movie as much as I did with BBM (on DVD that is)
The Long Kiss Good Night was probably the only movie on theatre I went and watched at least 3-4 times that I'm ashamed of lol I've seen LOTR, Billy Elliot and few others of which I can't recall at least 3 times
I was in love with Geena Davies then haha
Superb performance by both including Jackson
Btw it has one of the best soundtracks ever IMO (another reason why I watched it many times other than the above). One track was Flood by Jars of Clay. Actually it was Jars of Clay that made me watched the movie in the first place

I may have watched more than 50 times over the years on these DVD movies... Shawshank Redemption, Stand by Me, LA Confidential and few others

Re: A startling confession   
by Schindla (Thu Nov 23 2006 14:30:03 )   

Get a life. Start living it.

Re: A startling confession   
by Shuggy (Thu Nov 23 2006 16:04:36 )   

I consider myself a Brokie, and I've seen it three times, twice in cinemas and once on our DVD. I'm about ready to see it again. Maybe I've got a different kind of memory from you, because I can run lots of it in my head, just from that.

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