Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"

[David In Indy]

Robert smokes a cigarette with Pat, and then climbs into bed with Amy. Amy notices Robert smelling of cigarette smoke, and after questioning Robert about it, follows Robert out into the hallway....

Amy: Robert, have you been smoking?

Marie hears the commotion out in the hallway, opens her bedroom door and comes out into the hall...

Amy: Marie, smell Robert!

Marie (smells Robert's shirt and thumps him upside his head) You're a SMOKER!!

Frank comes out of the bedroom

Frank: Someone either be dead or dying out here!

Marie: Smell your son!!

Frank bend down and sniffs Robert's ass

Marie: NO!! NOT THERE!!

 

[Shasta542]

Frank bend down and sniffs Robert's ass

Marie: NO!! NOT THERE!!

Amy's parents are visiting Ray's house for Easter (I think).

Frank--Can we watch television now?

Marie--NO!!

Frank--Well, what the hell are we going to do?

Amy's dad--Less cursing, I hope.

Then they put together a heavy metal band puzzle that Amy's mom brought because it had the word "Sacred" in it and she mistakenly thought it would be suitable for Easter. And everyone gets mad because Ray talks to Amy's mom instead of Deborah and Marie.

[David In Indy]

Yeah, those are great lines Shasta.   

Here's another one....


Robert: Oh my God ma! I'm sorry. I've been giving you the silent treatment all week.

Marie: You have??

[David In Indy]

Marie: Yes, MAYBE I do ask for favors in return sometimes. ONCE in a blue moon. And you call that controlling? I call that a family.

Amy: A Mafia family.

 

[David In Indy]

Marie: (to Debra) A time arrives in a woman's life when she can still show her body off... but she shouldn't. It's just not becoming of a lady. And I say, for every year you're over 40, you should add an inch to the hemline of your dress.

Frank: (to Marie) Well then you should be dragging around a Persian rug!

 

[Shasta542]

Good ones!

I laugh so much every time I watch that show. I like it when they make it so obvious that Robert has a crush on Debra--he does it even when Amy is around. And Amy was such a great addition to the cast. She tries for the longest to be polite and understanding and then.....she just can't hold it in anymore!

[Penthesilea]

I want to see ELR too 
But I've got the next best thing: you guys posting funny lines and vids from the show 
I loved, loved, loved the one with the fly. Hilarious! 

[David In Indy]

I want to see ELR too 
But I've got the next best thing: you guys posting funny lines and vids from the show 
I loved, loved, loved the one with the fly. Hilarious! 

I'll start looking for some more of those ELR videos for you Chrissi. Hopefully they will start airing it over there pretty soon. 

[Penthesilea]

I'll start looking for some more of those ELR videos for you Chrissi.

 

Hopefully they will start airing it over there pretty soon. 

Even if they were to air it here, it's doesn't mean it would be any good. They dub everything they air on the telly, and the qualitiy of any movie or show stands and falls with the translation, which is especially difficult for comedy stuff. But luckily, most of them are indeed quite good.

[David In Indy]

Even if they were to air it here, it's doesn't mean it would be any good. They dub everything they air on the telly, and the qualitiy of any movie or show stands and falls with the translation, which is especially difficult for comedy stuff. But luckily, most of them are indeed quite good.

Oh I hope they will air ELR over in Germany very soon Chrissi, and I hope nobody tries to translate it or dub it.


In the meantime......

I have an "Everybody Loves Raymond" quiz..... or a ELR question anyway!

Can anyone tell me the very first word spoken in the series?

How about the very last word?

I will reveal the answers in a couple of days!