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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14140 on: December 10, 2015, 09:46:44 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!





Yaaaaaaaaaay!  Payday tomorrow!  With my busy schedule, it is sorely needed!

Hope everyone is doing well!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14141 on: December 10, 2015, 06:37:45 pm »
Hello everyone!

dinner is in the oven, and work went well.   I managed to get a bunch of stuff done that's been sitting there, waiting for me to tend to it.   It feels good to get that out of the way.

I'm thinking I'll put up the tree tonight.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14142 on: December 10, 2015, 09:48:39 pm »
Hey, friend. Hope you are enjoying the evening! FR Lee
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14143 on: December 11, 2015, 09:40:55 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!





Payday today, and it came at just the right time, I was down to my last $30.00.  LOL

Never put the tree up,  I made a space for it, sat on the couch, and then fell asleep.  Woke up at 9:00, and just went to bed at that point.  LOL

I have a bunch to do tonight, so I can't nap on the couch.  I have to get laundry done, clean the apartment, and get my tree up!

Every weekend this month is booked for me!  Ugh!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14144 on: December 11, 2015, 09:41:44 am »
Hey, friend. Hope you are enjoying the evening! FR Lee

Hiya Lee!  I slept through it!  LOL  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14145 on: December 12, 2015, 12:32:29 am »

On a recent trip with friends.....it was mentioned how I had used the phrase "don't make me clutch my pearls!" Someone suggested I re-write Madonna's "Vogue", and title it "Pearls". I turned to him and said "I can do that in 15 minutes."

15 minutes later, "Pearls" was written. LOL

Clutch the pearls - pearls, pearls, pearls
Clutch the pearls - pearls, pearls, pearls

Look around, every where there's something shocking,
it's really just too much (look around)
Oh my God, I can't believe that just happened - I need something to clutch
When something scares you and you need to express
the horror that you feel
Slowly let your hand move up your chest
Reach your necklace, and twist up your face

Clutch your pearls - Let your fingers grab those little white orbs
Hey hey hey
Clutch your pearls - wrap your hand around those hardened balls
You know you can do it!
All you need, is an extra long white strand, place it around your neck
wait for something, wait for something horid, & clutch those pearls like heck
it makes no difference if they're black or white, if they're real or fake
when the shock comes upon you, strangle those pearls
grab them hard, and give them a shake

Clutch your pearls - Let your fingers grab those little white orbs
Hey hey hey
Clutch your pearls - wrap your hand around those hardened balls
You know you can do it!

Reliefs where you find it, not just where you, clutch and grind it
those moments, they do terrify
That's why I, want to cry
Squeeze my pearls 'till I die.

Clutch your pearls - Let your fingers grab those little white orbs
Hey hey hey
Clutch your pearls - wrap your hand around those hardened balls
You know you can do it!

Emeralds and rubies - where Dorothy sings
Diamonds, they belong on rings
Jade is from the Asian land - Zirconias - in the trash can
Aquamarine - color of the sea, Opal that is white and milky
A garnet ring that you can twist, Amethyst, upon your wrist
They have color, they have shine, but topaz will not be mine
for the gem I want so much
is the gem I have to clutch.....pearls

Ooooh, you've got to just, let your hand go to your necklace
Ohhhh, you've got to just, let those fingers clutch those pearls
Ohhhh, you've got to...... pearls pearls pearls pearls.....


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14146 on: December 12, 2015, 11:11:23 am »
OMG, Chuck, you've outdone yourself!


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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14147 on: December 12, 2015, 02:32:18 pm »
F-a-a-a-bulous!  :D
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14148 on: December 12, 2015, 11:31:21 pm »

Hello Bettermost friends!





damn, what a busy day!!!

I got up early, cleaned the apartment, did some cooking, and then went to a Christmas party from 2:00 to 8:30.  Just got home at 10:00. 

I have a birthday brunch tomorrow as well, so another busy day running around.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14149 on: December 12, 2015, 11:31:42 pm »
Glad you guys like the Vogue "redo"!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!