I'm glad you can laugh about it, Honey. There is an awful lot of that attitude out there.
Sorry to quote you again, but I just remembered a story that you may find funny. I was pissed then, but laugh now.
I was in a personals site, and apparently, this site had instant messaging for members. So I'm updating my profile, and all of a sudden, I get an IM from a member.
Now, my profile had in it two statements. The first, that I was a gay man (for some reason, women were sending me messages
) and secondly, that I didn't do one night stands.
So this IM appears, and it's from a guy, and the conversation went like this.....
Guy: "Hey, you're cute!"
Me: "Well thanks!"
Guy: "Are you gay?"
Me-thinking: "Well, either he's a moron, or he just didn't bother to read my ad."
Me: "Yes, I'm gay."
Guy: "Cool!"
Me: "what's your name?"
Guy: "I have a huge thick cock."
Me-thinking: "Ok I'm blocking this moron, but before I do, I'll send him a reply."
Me: "That's great! Why don't you go fuck yourself with it?"