Okay, so after the gym tonight, I took a quick shower, and ran out to get my hair buzzed down.
The woman who did my hair was hysterical! When I sat in the chair, "Damaged" by Danity Kane was playing on the radio, and I was singing along, this is what went down......
Danity Kane - "Damaged" on radioMe: Oh, I love this song.
HS (hair stylist): Well thank you! I wrote it.
Me: You did?
HS: Yes!
Me: And your still working here?
HS: Yes, hair is my passion! I told P. Diddy he could put his name on this song as in writer in my place. I don't need an award for it.
Me:
HS: It's true! It really is!
Radio starts to play "4 Minutes" by Madonna & Justin:Me: I suppose you had a hand in this one too.
HS: Sure did! In fact, I was the one who told Madonna she needed to work with Justin.
Me: Really?
HS: Yup. I said "Madonna, honey, you need to get the young market back.....snag Justin.
Me:
Radio starts to play "One Night Only" by Beyoncé:Me: I suppose you were involved in this....
HS: Hell yes! Honey, lemme tell you, I am the real singer on this song. Beyoncé is lip synching to me!
Me: No!
HS: Yes! That bitch is taking my royalty checks!
Me: you should be singing that Jennifer Hudson song.
HS: I told her, you need to shake your head when you sing it! And I'm telling you, I'm not going.....
HS: Ok baby, you're done!
gave her an extra tip, and left laughing. I hadn't laughed like that in a while!