Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food tha fuels
Nothing left but beans

[CellarDweller]

The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means

[Sason]

The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means
He shot an elk - against the rules

[CellarDweller]

blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves

[Sason]

Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves

[CellarDweller]

Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too

[Sason]

Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true

[CellarDweller]

Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true
that pair, just like turtledoves.

[Sason]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse

[CellarDweller]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse