No prizes for guessing I'd like
Christopher Meloni to play me. After all, we're so alike, we could almost be brothers! (Yeah, sure, I wish!)
I would be more than happy to provide Christopher with lots and lots of private tuition in perfecting a convincing Australian accent.
And what song would I like to hear him sing? Please all be upstanding for the Gay National Anthem,
"The Man I Love."When the mellow moon begins to beam,
Ev'ry night I dream a little dream,
And of course Prince Charming is the theme,
The he for me.
Although I realize as well as you
It is seldom that a dream comes true,
For to me it's clear
That he'll appear.
Some day he'll come along,
The man I love.
And he'll be big and strong,
The man I love.
And when he comes my way,
I'll do my best to make him stay.
He'll look at me and smile.
I'll understand;
And in a little while,
He'll take my hand;
And though it seems absurd,
I know we both won't say a word.
Maybe I shall meet him Sunday,
Maybe Monday, maybe not;
Still I'm sure to meet him one day,
Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day.
He'll build a little home,
Just meant for two,
From which I'll never roam,
Who would - would you?
And so all else above,
I'm waiting for the man I love.