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BBM Outtakes
« on: June 27, 2006, 01:29:54 pm »
A great idea I nicked from IMdB. Looked like fun...

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Ma Twist: "You'd like some cherry cake?"
Ennis: "Yes please, it's my favourite."

Ennis swallows a mouthful and begins to choke on a cherry

Ennis: "Humnnnrph! Hck! Hck! Kwahhhh! Kwahhh!" Makes gasping noise
Ma Twist: "Pa! Pa! Do something!"

Pa Twist administers Heimlich manoevre. Cherry shoots across room. Ennis gasps.

Pa Twist still doesn't let go...

Pa Twist: "Ya know, I always had a thing for cowboys..."

Ang Lee: CUT!!!!!
« Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 02:10:51 pm by saucycobblers »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 01:34:05 pm »
Nicked from an IMdB poster... beautiful in its simplicity...

Jake: WOO-EEE! [shove]

[explosion from the gun]

Jake: ...whoops.

Ang Lee: CUT!!!!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 02:05:49 pm »
And another... all nicked from IMdB.

Heath: Let me tell you this one time, Jack f'in Twist, and I ain't foolin'. What I don't know...all them THINGS

[shoves Jack.].

Jake: [splash]

Heath: Oh...bollocks.

Ang Lee: CUT!!!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 02:08:28 pm »
Another favourite...

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the f-ing mountain every couple months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go f-ing up on the mountain every couple of months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain to f- every couple of months...
Ang - Cut!

Michelle - You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
Heath - Yeah, we go up on the mountain every f-ing couple of months...
Ang - Cut! Heath! There's no "f-ing" in this scene.
Heath - Huh? Then what the hell is my motivation?
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2006, 02:09:57 pm »
Last one from IMdB...

Jack: *tries to miss his shot at the cayote but keeps shooting it by accident*

Ang Lee: Jake, we are running out of cayotes here!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 03:30:59 am »
These a funny...They can't be real.... did you write them up as you imagined...?

Rayn
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2006, 05:52:22 am »
Hi Rayn

Threy're not real - all from the imagination!

The first one with Pa Twist is all my own work  ;D

But the others (and the idea) are nicked from a thread on the IMdB BBM board.

I started this thread without realising that there was already a BBM Outtakes thread. Here's the link...

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2794.msg51950#msg51950

There are some good ones on there...

Nicky x
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2006, 01:41:41 am »
Very inventive and creative... I like the "What the hell is my motivation then?"  best.
I will have to check out the link, thanks.  I started a link about the humor in the Movie too.  Check it out.  Title is.. "We all know the grief, but what about the humor, the fun stuff.."

Cheers,
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2006, 07:37:43 pm »
IMDB made a joke out of pants. All our favorite lines were replaced with pants. Laughed until I cried.
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