Don't worry though, each sandwich comes with free use of the restaurant's defibrillator. One zap per customer.
KFC Doubles Down on Your Impending Heart Attack(April 13) -- KFC has launched its latest method of self-inflicted depression with the Double Down -- a "sandwich" of cheese and bacon that substitutes the bun with two deep-fried chicken breasts.
That sound you just heard was America getting even fatter. Between this and the earthquake in Chile a few weeks back, it's amazing the Earth hasn't completely tipped on its axis and sent us hurtling into space.
The sodium-packed, 540-calorie Double Down
sandwich is KFC's latest creation.With this abomination masquerading as food -- like Hardee's Monster Thickburger, and a grande part of the menu at Taco Bell -- it's astounding to me that most people can walk. Although a trip to my local Wal-Mart last week confirmed that this is changing. I saw more fat people in electric carts in one day than I think I saw in my entire childhood.
People, we were meant to eat actual food, not this crap. It might taste good, I know, but it's the same as masturbation -- it feels good, but you can't propagate a society with it.
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