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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 6485654 times)

Offline Toast

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"D" is duds
« Reply #12760 on: April 26, 2007, 12:29:37 pm »
Up on Brokeback, where you have brought very few duds: on laundry day, you just strip off to your boots, and beat your dirty duds with a stick on a rock in the stream.  Fixed!
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"E" is epithet
« Reply #12761 on: April 26, 2007, 01:56:08 pm »
When a certain epithet aimed in your direction by a passing driver is too much to stand, drag him out of his truck and start pommeling him energetically.  Fixed!



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Cute announcement!

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Glad you're back and like the fixin'.
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"F" is flinging
« Reply #12762 on: April 26, 2007, 02:31:32 pm »
If you can't stand that the dancing-challenged cowboy doesn't seem too interested in you, try flinging your hair at him to get his attention.  Fixed!
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"G" is godsend
« Reply #12763 on: April 26, 2007, 02:33:20 pm »
If you can't stand the fact that you let your lover slip away, send him a postcard.  If you're lucky, he'll consider your attempt at communication a godsend.  Fixed!

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"H" is hellos
« Reply #12764 on: April 26, 2007, 04:29:50 pm »
After four years of no hellos, it's time to let your Ennis know that the army didn't get you - and that you are still available to him.  Voila, a postcard to Genral Delivery!  Fixed!
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"I" is intelligent
« Reply #12765 on: April 26, 2007, 05:50:28 pm »
When your lover comes up with what he thinks is an intelligent suggestion but you'd rather continue living your miserable life, say to him sarcastically: "Yep, you're a real thinker there. Goddamn. (Insert name), got it all figured out, ain't ya?" Fixed!
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"J" is joblessness
« Reply #12766 on: April 26, 2007, 06:09:24 pm »
If you want to remedy your joblessness, travel to Signal, Wyoming, and see Joe Aguirre about a summer job herding sheep up on Brokeback.  Fixed!
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"L" is leaner
« Reply #12767 on: April 26, 2007, 06:52:21 pm »
If you want your lover to remember leaner times up on Brokeback, just bring him a can of Bettermost Beans on your tenth anniversary and offer to share the tent with him afterwards.   Fixed!
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"M" is mentioning
« Reply #12768 on: April 26, 2007, 08:01:36 pm »
If you're leery of mentioning ranching up together again when your partner seems worried about being outed, just suggest he think about moving somewhere else, maybe Texas.  Fixed! (Not!)
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"N" is nag
« Reply #12769 on: April 26, 2007, 09:00:32 pm »
When your wife starts to nag you about going to the church social and you'd rather drink beer, smoke cigarettes and watch TV, make a crack about the fire and brimstone crowd. End of discussion. Fixed.
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