The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Fran]

When a post-divorce misunderstanding has put him in a low-spirited state of mind, the well-mannered buckaroo gets back in his vehicle, shows his hurt when his lover can't see him, and heads for Juarez, Mexico.

=aside= Sandy
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=aside= Laura
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[memento]

When sitting down at a table during mealtime, the well-mannered buckaroo should take his hat off unless there is nowhere to safely lay the hat.



=aside= Toast
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=aside= Laura
Nice to see you here.

[southendmd]

When faced with the noxiousness of a squirrelly, chattering Texan, the wel-mannered buckaroo will ask her to dance and then flirt with her husband.

[Fran]

When a fellow buckaroo has opened up about his orphanhood or other sad details of his life, the well-mannered buckaroo will respond empathetically, saying something along these lines:  "Shit.  That's hard."

[memento]

The well-mannered buckaroo needs very little persuasion to take advantage of the opportunity of becoming a sinner.

[Ellemeno]

At times, a Buckaroo concerned with rectitude may decide to doff his hat modestly.

[Meryl]

A buckarette wishing to hint at her sophisticated background would be well advised not to refer to her hosts' chosen place of residence as "a pokey little place."

[memento]

When visiting a heavily touristed place like Juarez, Mexico, the well-mannered buckaroo makes sure to get a souvenir that's right up his alley.

[Ellemeno]

A Buckarette intent on uxorial pursuits would do well to first ascertain whether the prey gentleman in question is, in fact, the marrying kind.

[southendmd]

A well-mannered buckaroo knows it's proper to peruse a fellow buckaroo surreptitiously, as in a rear-view mirror whilst shaving, for staring would be rude.