Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5554325 times)

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"L" is lingerie-clad
« Reply #18010 on: September 01, 2008, 02:17:19 pm »
Whilst in the backseat of her father's car, the well-mannered lingerie-clad buckarette will query her buckaroo regarding the speed of her courting.
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"M" is mealtimes
« Reply #18011 on: September 02, 2008, 01:34:21 pm »
Every buckaroo knows that the presence of the right companion can turn mealtimes into great social events.

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"N" is netting
« Reply #18012 on: September 02, 2008, 05:36:55 pm »
Before embarking on a career as a bull rider, a prudent buckaroo will ask himself whether he might mind netting only $2,000 a year in prize money.
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"O" is one-upping
« Reply #18013 on: September 03, 2008, 09:23:57 am »
Whilst one-upping a dinner companion regarding her low-class sorority, the well-mannered buckarette will do so with a smile.

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"P" is pairs
« Reply #18014 on: September 03, 2008, 09:51:08 am »
A well-groomed buckaroo who prefers to travel light can manage with just two pairs of jeans, two shirts, a jacket, a cowboy hat, and a pair of boots as long as there's a water source nearby.
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"R" is roomy
« Reply #18015 on: September 03, 2008, 12:06:16 pm »
In intemperate weather, a considerate buckaroo will not give a second thought to whether his tent is sufficiently roomy when faced with the question of inviting a fellow buckaroo to share it.
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"S" is share
« Reply #18016 on: September 03, 2008, 12:59:26 pm »
After inviting a shivering cowboy to share your tent, the well-mannered buckaroo should offer warmth by pulling the cowboy's hand to his groinage area.

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"T" is tying
« Reply #18017 on: September 03, 2008, 02:44:08 pm »
The adventurous buckaroo has better things to do than standing around tying knots all day.

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"U" is upturn
« Reply #18018 on: September 03, 2008, 03:35:05 pm »
A starving young buckaroo bull rider might well be justified in sensing that his career has taken an upturn when he catches the eye of the daughter of a very successful farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment, dealer.
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"W" is warble
« Reply #18019 on: September 03, 2008, 03:37:46 pm »
The well-mannered buckaroo knows that to warble a religious song is likely to bring up the subject of sinning.