The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Toast]

Joe Aguirre felt fleeced by the fatalities in his flock after the summer of 1962.  So he instigated his fry-with-the-flock - oops sleep-with-the-sheep rule.

[Fran]

The group of electrocuted sheep was part of the "goddamn near twenty-five percent loss" sustained by Joe Aguirre the previous summer.

[southendmd]

Those poor hapless forty-two sheep were victims of Mother Nature's electrical discharge.

[Meryl]

When a lightning storm incinerated 42 sheep in 1962, the sheep may have been hapless, but the coyotes must have been rather happy.

[Toast]

Excessive lightning losses, predator losses, and maybe even human consumption jeopardized the continued grazing on Brokeback Mountain.

[Fran]

"Due to the large box-office success in its limited run, the movie Brokeback Mountain  will open in Indianapolis on Wednesday, December 28th at the Keystone Arts Cinema, rather than the originally scheduled mid-January release date."

-- IndyScribe

[southendmd]

The lightning's power zapped the hapless sheep, causing odoriferous hapless sheep vapor.

[Toast]

The odorific problem on Brokeback came in stages, with the putrefying flesh being a later stage.  Some of the earliest odors were that burnt damp-wool smell, and freshly steamed manure, and ... 

[memento]

Aguirre wanted Jack and Ennis to keep their noses clean so that he wouldn't have "goddamn near twenty-five percent loss" from electified sheep like last year.

[Front-Ranger]

Jack told an odiferous tale about his first summer on Brokeback Mountain, but it didn't offend Ennis none.