Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 6025667 times)

Offline Fran

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"P" is perished
« Reply #9790 on: December 28, 2006, 06:59:58 pm »
Forty-two sheep in Jack's care had perished in a lightning storm the previous summer.

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"Q" is queerish
« Reply #9791 on: December 28, 2006, 07:18:31 pm »
Jack Twist seemed to think that whiskey would help combat the queerish smell if lightning struck on Brokeback again.

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"R" is rancid
« Reply #9792 on: December 28, 2006, 07:26:17 pm »
Nothing could rid Jack of the memory of that rancid odor.
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"S" is stunk
« Reply #9793 on: December 28, 2006, 08:04:12 pm »
Jack thought that the ungodly odor from the zapped sheep stunk to high heaven.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2006, 08:11:18 pm by Memento »

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"T" is toastiest
« Reply #9794 on: December 28, 2006, 08:09:58 pm »
In 1962 forty-two sheep had the toastiest times of their lives up on Brokeback.   

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"U" is unzapped
« Reply #9795 on: December 28, 2006, 09:12:52 pm »
Thankfully, in 1963, the flock of sheep in the care of Jack and Ennis remained unzapped by any stray lightning bolts.
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"V" is vaporous
« Reply #9796 on: December 28, 2006, 09:31:17 pm »
The lightning storm that killed the forty-two sheep caused a mightily asphyxiation-producing vaporous cloud of putrefying proportions.

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"W" is wrongly
« Reply #9797 on: December 28, 2006, 09:45:22 pm »
According to Jack, Joe Aguirre wrongly held him accountable for the 42 dead sheep, but how was he supposed to control the weather?

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"X" is xtremeness
« Reply #9798 on: December 28, 2006, 10:31:35 pm »
Jack and Ennis seemed to accept the sheep-zapping story as an example of the xtremeness they could expect on the mountain.

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"Z" is zapper
« Reply #9799 on: December 28, 2006, 10:53:22 pm »
Mother Nature's lightning storm was the zapper that zapped those poor hapless forty-two sheep.