Author Topic: Messages From The Heartland  (Read 2162946 times)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3250 on: December 05, 2008, 12:47:52 am »
:laugh: :laugh:

I just wanted to see what you all would say if I typed a bunch of jibberish! ;)

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3251 on: December 05, 2008, 09:39:23 am »
huh?? Did Timmy fall in the well??!!


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Jess, thanks for the best laugh in a long time!!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3252 on: December 05, 2008, 09:48:52 am »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jess, thanks for the best laugh in a long time!!

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you're welcome!

David cracks me up when he is in this mood...sorry I missed it, we coulda tore up the forum together!  :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3253 on: December 06, 2008, 05:08:23 pm »
We say:

"I got off the train"

"I got off the bus"

"I got off the airplane"

So, why is it we then say: "I got OUT of the car"? Why don't we say "I got off the car"?

If I said I got off the car, this would imply I was sitting ON the car, not IN it.

We even "get OFF a boat". But we get OUT of a car.

This language of ours is very weird, and it often doesn't make any sense. :-\

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3254 on: December 06, 2008, 05:15:45 pm »
We say:

"I got off the train"

"I got off the bus"

"I got off the airplane"

So, why is it we then say: "I got OUT of the car"? Why don't we say "I got off the car"?

If I said I got off the car, this would imply I was sitting ON the car, not IN it.

We even "get OFF a boat". But we get OUT of a car.

This language of ours is very weird, and it often doesn't make any sense. :-\



Trains, buses, airplanes, cruise ships--you get ON using steps. Cars--you just step into. I don't know about boats--just a regular boat...I'd say get out of the boat.

But, yeah, I agree---our language is weird.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3255 on: December 06, 2008, 05:34:48 pm »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2acXjdPzlY[/youtube]


This vid doesn't start with this  current topic, but it ends up that way!  Watch it!   :laugh: :laugh:


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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3256 on: December 06, 2008, 09:45:02 pm »
Trains, buses, airplanes, cruise ships--you get ON using steps. Cars--you just step into. I don't know about boats--just a regular boat...I'd say get out of the boat.

But, yeah, I agree---our language is weird.


Okay, but what about this?!! We use steps to climb into a truck (as in a semi trailer truck) and we say "get out of the truck". I've never heard anyone say they got OFF the truck!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3257 on: December 06, 2008, 09:46:45 pm »
Oh no, I can't watch it Chuck! I'm on dial-up!! :(

What did he say in it?

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3258 on: December 06, 2008, 09:48:38 pm »
Okay, but what about this?!! We use steps to climb into a truck (as in a semi trailer truck) and we say "get out of the truck". I've never heard anyone say they got OFF the truck!

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I've heard people say that someone "fell off the turnip truck"....or something like that. Don't ask me what that means. It's not the same as "falling off the wagon", tho.  :P
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3259 on: December 06, 2008, 09:49:26 pm »
Trains, buses, airplanes, cruise ships--you get ON using steps. Cars--you just step into. I don't know about boats--just a regular boat...I'd say get out of the boat.

But, yeah, I agree---our language is weird.


I see what you mean about small boats though, Shasta. I've never heard anyone say they're getting OFF the canoe. They say they are "getting OUT of the canoe".

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