Here are all the Malaysian subtitles, as originally posted by Sheyene:LINE: Your folks just stop at Ennis? / Del MarSUBTITLE: Folks are here? / BalmoreLINE: You pair deuces lookin for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto..SUBTITLE: You pay look for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in your prontoLINE: Thought I'd asphyxiate from the smellSUBTITLE: Thought I've to fix it from the smearLINE: ..unless you wanna sit around tyin knots all day..SUBTITLE: I'll get this one and see around town, that's allLINE: Beats workin for my old man..SUBTITLE: he used to work for my old manLINE: So why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?SUBTITLE: Yes, why don't we get a pail of milk on the spot?LINE: What if Aguirre finds out, hunh?SUBTITLE: What if Gary finds out, huh? (gary??) LINE: Spend half the night checkin for damn coyotes..SUBTITLE: Spent happy nite and checking for damn Kyle (kyle?!?!!?) LINE: I am pretty good with a can opener though..SUBTITLE: I'm am pretty good with a canoe though (uuhhh.. good) LINE: Tomorrow mornin we'll truck you up to the jump offSUBTITLE: My man will check you out at the jump off (i'll bet he will... binoculars an all)LINE: Only thing, don't ever order soupSUBTITLE: Only thing.. your man will order soup LINE: I'm commutin 4 hours a daySUBTITLE: I can meet you for hours a day (we wish.. we also wish for it to be filmed..)LINE: Aguirre's got no right makin me do this.SUBTITLE: Gay's not rite to make me do thisLINE: Said my uncle didn't die after all.. says bring em downSUBTITLE: said my uncle went died, says you bring him down (WTF?!?!)LINE: You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there..SUBTITLE: You boys should find a way to make a turn pass up up you (see above)LINE: Twist your uncle Harolds in the hospital with pneumoniaSUBTITLE: you uncle is in hospital of ammonia (let this be a lesson to you - cleaning is BAD)LINE: i'm gonna go up to the sheep now..SUBTITLE: I'm going outta this sh*t now..LINE: Ennis, can you wipe Alma Jnr's nose?SUBTITLE: Ennis could you pump Junior's nose?LINE: Are you sure the girls are asleep? SUBTITLE: I should go to sleep. (yes, Alma, you should)LINE: I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer.SUBTITLE: I'd like to buy Jim O'Neal a beer. (oh, that clears it up..)LINE: So save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.SUBTITLE: So. Save money for next injury feet, cowboy.LINE: Y'ever try calf ropin'?SUBTITLE: You're tracked down a bit.LINE: Wooee, look at this crowd! Be a lotta pussy on the hump in a crowd like this!!SUBTITLE: Look at this god! There're lots of pussies on the ground like thisLINE: You need to shut your slopbucket mouth, y'hear?SUBTITLE: You need to shut your "starbug" mouth, you hear (I didn't add those quotation marks guys..)LINE: Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment.SUBTITLE: Laren Newsom. Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.LINE: My daddy's the hurry, sposed to be home with the car by midnight.SUBTITLE: My body is in hurry, I should be home in the midnite (well, she's gettin naked with Jake G, can't blame her body, really)LINE: I can already see what little Bobby looks like.SUBTITLE: I already see a little barbie she looks like. (hmm)LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me HallmarkLINE: New model comin in this week, remember?SUBTITLE: Your mother coming down this weekLINE: Ennis there's an opening at the power company, might be good paySUBTITLE: In the state open and all that power company might payLINE: As far behind as we are on the bills...SUBTITLE: If far behind, we're the best. (yup, you go girl)LINE: I'd have em if you'd support em.SUBTITLE: I don't have you to support em (i thought this was interesting...)LINE: Senor..SUBTITLE: Here we are (you bet)LINE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any trouts home... (etc)SUBTITLE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any tracts homes. You always say you can't play any. You know how mean the gal like fish. So 1 nite, i got your queer case open up before you win your little trip..LINE: Price tags still on it after five years..SUBTITLE: But I take still long after 5 years..LINE: You're safe. My feet hurt.SUBTITLE: You see, my feet here hope.LINE: And with the round up coming, I won't ever be home.SUBTITLE: I want a round up common, I want everybody homeLINE: I guess I'll head on up to Lightening Flat.SUBTITLE: I guess I had a bone light and flat. (Mandy, it is in your capable hands to make something truly filthy out of this... its there, its all there, bones, flats...)LINE: After we ship stock..SUBTITLE: after we shit stuff..LINE: We can hunt in November, kill us a nice elk...SUBTITLE: We can hug on November, caress and nice oak.LINE: This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.SUBTITLE: This is a goddamn non-side victory situation. (how COULD they? )LINE: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!SUBTITLE: Ennis doesn't fill and live and funLINE: He was cremated, like he wanted.SUBTITLE: He was cramp at it like he wants it.LINE: We got a family plot and he's goin in it.SUBTITLE: Where you get a family plant, he's going at it... (Hmrrmm, well, we can only wish he's goin at it BEHIND this plant.. and that somebody's filming it for us... go Jack..)
LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark
