What is it that's so hilarious about people from strange lands eviscerating the English language?  It just pushes all my funny buttons.  Ah, the sweet pleasures of laughing at people.
I can only hope that when I speak French, I manage to provide the same high quality entertainment.  It just wouldn't be fair, otherwise.
I think, if I have to choose my absolute favourite, though (and I have so many favourites), it has to be "What if Gary finds out, huh?"  Gary!  The mysterious third angle of the love triangle!  What if Gary finds out?  I shudder to think of the consequences.  Poor Gary.  He'd be so upset.  No cowboy of his own to keep him warm.  You know, I can live with the boys cheating on their wives, but it's the cheating on Gary that I can't forgive.