Author Topic: NC-17 RATED FUN: LET'S GET REAL HERE--How Many of Us Have Been SWOONING Nonstop?  (Read 584870 times)

Offline twistedude

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I thought she was great, too-and since then--WHAT HAS SHE DONE? Why does this happen to so many promising actors? They do a couple or one good movie--and then,,YUK!

If nobody responds to my Bill Maher querry, I'm gonna post the one-liner...like it or not.

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Julie I didn't hear the Bill Maher joke - please post it!
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Right to the point:

The Oscars had just been and the fact that "Crash" had won Best Piucture was being discussed. Maher said, looking sweetly into the camera, that there was one thing Brokeback Mountain had taught us:

"It's all right to come in number two."

Perhaps it isn't as funny as I think. I am a sucker for complete sentence, fully -realized puns. We have a "Zachery's Chicago Pizza" in Berkeley, and each waiter wears a red shirt with the Zen black circle on it and the message:

Make me one with everything.


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Time to get this thread started back up eh?

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Hey Brandon!

Yup, about that time I reckon....  Where's Mandy and rt?
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Mandy's here, rt's in shower over here..lol jk :P

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Lol - why wouldn't I be surprised if you weren't joking?  You too both seemed pretty excited about your re-enactment assignment last night!  ;D

How was your day?  Anything exciting?
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Hey folks, I am here tonight...watching Jarhead right now.

Nicole--putting the finishing touches on chapter 5. It should be posted tomorrow. Waiting for my technical adviser to give it a look-see and review.
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Ugh NO. I was at work all day..not a good day for me. What about you?

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Where do you work Brandon?
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