That is the most precious child-man I have ever seen in a film--a person who dramatically enriches and affects the lives of each person he comes into contact with, regardless of age, gender, background or disposition. He is vulnerable and tender, sexually open, liberated, sweet-souled, wants to loved and be needed. When I watch the movie, I feel nervous before he appears onscreen--like I'm seeing an ex that I still have a thing for!
(And once upon a time I guess I would have gotten into a fight with my buddy Leslie over the Sundance Kid. As much as I am against remaking classic movies, I also confess a secret fantasy of Heath and Jake as Butch and Sundance.)
(And once upon a time I guess I would have gotten into a fight with my buddy Leslie over the Sundance Kid. As much as I am against remaking classic movies, I also confess a secret fantasy of Heath and Jake as Butch and Sundance.)
Jeff
In Tigerland, I won't forget that it was Roland Bozz, the engimatic and reluctant leader of the recuits. Farrell, so criminally underrated and yet so versatile and risk-taking across his career, was unforgettable.
but you make me want to in the hopes I'll be able to get over Jack!
Not me, nope, not even wanting to want to try. Just fine here with the Jack swoonage (er, research, right, like Leslie said, for the writing....)
(And once upon a time I guess I would have gotten into a fight with my buddy Leslie over the Sundance Kid. As much as I am against remaking classic movies, I also confess a secret fantasy of Heath and Jake as Butch and Sundance.)
I'm 100% with you on this. As I've said before, I can just hear Jake saying, "I... I can't swim" and Heath saying, "Well, hell. The fall'll kill ya!" Funny thing in that movie, I loved Butch. :-\
Title of this thread should be:
"FOR FUN ONLY: LET'S GET REAL HERE- Rated R, under 17 not admitted."
:D
*fans self with notebook*
You guys!! You're killing me!! But thank god you've finally said it all out loud! Especially you, Mandy, but it does take a fine woman to blurt such a thing out, i love it, i love it.
And Barb... who hasn't wanted to be the meat in a Jack / Ennis - or bugger it - Heath / Jake sandwich..
*fans self rapidly to NO avail*
*gets to feet on trembling legs*.. I'm off to work now..
This is the 4th timer I've posted this; in 175,000 posts, I don't thnink that's TOO many, but moderators are free to excise::o Is that how bright it is on the dvd?
I sure wrang it out 100 times thinking of you.
Horniest moment? When Jack undoes his belt buckle...
Okay, now I'm about to get really goofy here.
If you had to pick between "making love" or just having great sex with one of them, which would character would you pick and which form would you want?
rt
Since we are having R-rated fun here, I don't know if anyone remembers one of my very first posts on the original Pierre Tremblay board...I asked everyone for their horniest moment in the movie.
For me, it was when Jack & Ennis were standing on the landing, Ennis introducing Jack to Alma. First off, you could practically see the smoke coming out of their ears--and then the thought of what was going on their pants drove me over the edge. Still does, every time I see that scene. Wowie, hot, hot, HOT!
The photograph is from the Oscar promo book, and my DVD--the whole scene is practically black, Amazon is sending a replacement copy, but who knows if it
will be any better...
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO ACTUALLY JACKS-OFF THINKING ABOUT THESE GUYS? (guess my first post was too subtle, or the photo was too nice, or somerthing!)
Horniest moment? When Jack undoes his belt buckle...I have never actually felt even slightly horny in a movie befroe...
The photograph is from the Oscar promo book, and my DVD--the whole scene is practically black, Amazon is sending a replacement copy, but who knows if it
will be any better...
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO ACTUALLY JACKS-OFF THINKING ABOUT THESE GUYS? (guess my first post was too subtle, or the photo was too nice, or somerthing!)
Horniest moment? When Jack undoes his belt buckle...I have never actually felt even slightly horny in a movie befroe...
First of all, Julie, I LOVE YOU for posting that picture. WOW. Never seen it that bright before.
Second of all, I don't need to, uh, do that, thinking about these guys. My body does it for me during the reunion scene. *Every* single time. Granted, it's a quickie. But when I said here before that I get the sensation, I mean I *really* get the sensation. And feel like a smoke afterwards. Truly.
Now, if I could see that tent scene as brightly lit as that still you posted, I do believe I'd get it twice a screening. And that would be unprecedented. ;)
BTW, try boxers instead of briefs to alleviate the tight jeans syndrome...
rt
(And once upon a time I guess I would have gotten into a fight with my buddy Leslie over the Sundance Kid. As much as I am against remaking classic movies, I also confess a secret fantasy of Heath and Jake as Butch and Sundance.)
Jeff
If you had to pick between "making love" or just having great sex with one of them, which would character would you pick and which form would you want?
Well, think of when you were going through puberty and suddenly found yourself pitching a pup tent on the not-so-q.t. (if that's even true and not just a myth) - it's kinda like that, only a lot less noticeable to passers-by. :)
Starboard,
Boxers makes it MORE noticeable, but also more comfortable. Don't you agree? With briefs you're like strapped in!
rt
BTW - do you think they did much oral sex? I can picture Jack giving Ennis some :o
LOL. I just remembered that back in the old days end of last year, some random IMDB poster asked whether or not Ennis would receive, uh, you know...
Anyway, someone regular, who may be here now and I can't remember, got really pissed and responded something like:
"It's none of our business. What they do is between them. You shouldn't be asking those personal questions. Just be happy they exist and we have them."
And that was totally straightfaced and without irony! I just bastardized it, but that was the point...
Well I would love to recreate the 2nd tent scene with Ennis...
Okay, now I'm about to get really goofy here.
If you had to pick between "making love" or just having great sex with one of them, which would character would you pick and which form would you want?
rt
Mandy, my age? Talk about "going fishin'..."
Still young, male... 6'0, 175...
That's all you're getting from me...
OH, and GET YOUR FINGER OFF ENNIS' FACE ON THE BACK OF YOUR DVD.......!
rt
Guuurrrrrrl please!
Flash - the results were inconclusive, I think someone may have tampered with them *suspicious* ::)
really Brandon? Waiting for that special guy huh?; Waiting for your Jack ;D (You said you were more like Ennis, right?)
Ahem. Getting back to the making love/hot fucking question....with Jack it would be making love. Work together all day, pal around, give him a foot rub before moving in for the first of many long, slow kisses.
With Ennis, it would be polishing off a pint of something, lots of coy, show-you-mine-you-show-me-yours foreplay, wrestling around and getting nasty. Next day he would ride off and I wouldn't hear from him again. Next day I'd go back to Jack, LOL.
Juan
I love the description in the book of the reunion, too. My favorite part is Ennis being able to hear (or is it feel?) the floorboards creaking because Jack is shaking so hard.
rtprod, in answer to your question, I hope it's not cheating when I say I'd love to make love (if a woman could actually do that successfully) to Jack and **** the daylights out of Jake.
Did I just type that out loud? :o
No, I don't.
Oh yeah, I bet. I've never really wanted to live in NY for some reason, but I'd like to visit and see it at least.Heyyyyyy! What's wrong with NY? Other than loud, expensive, overcrowded and dirty? J/K, at least check it out once. L.A. is so....L.A. If I was gonna move to CA it would be to San Francisco!
If anyone thinks they're doing anything to/with Jack/Jake, they have to come through me, and I can be pretty fierce when it comes to my boy & his penis >:D
How does a woman "Jack-off" by the way? >:D Please excuse my ignorance. :angel:
How does a woman "Jack-off" by the way? >:D Please excuse my ignorance. :angel:
Um, vibrators work well, in my experience. I used to have a real cute li'l one from Brookstone that you were supposed to use to vibrate your neck. Yeah, right.
L
How does a woman "Jack-off" by the way? >:D Please excuse my ignorance. :angel:
Um, vibrators work well, in my experience. I used to have a real cute li'l one from Brookstone that you were supposed to use to vibrate your neck. Yeah, right.
L
Yeah but to 'Jack-off' don't you have to have something to...'jack-off'? >:D
Yeah but to 'Jack-off' don't you have to have something to...'jack-off'?
I just think you should call it Jillin'-off :D
..or Gyllen-off whichever you prefer lol
And on one more topic, my husband, who hasn't seen BBM, has definitely benefited from it if you know what I mean. In fact he's asked me what's gotten into me lately! Hopefully he'll see the DVD w/me soon and then it will all fall into place. Sorry if I dredge up bad feelings for those whose significant others are out of town/MIA.
I just think you should call it Jillin'-off :D
..or Gyllen-off whichever you prefer lol
Hee-hee, I be Ennisin' off, I think ;)
Brandon--aren't you a senior in HS? You got college plans?
I just think you should call it Jillin'-off :D
..or Gyllen-off whichever you prefer lol
(And once upon a time I guess I would have gotten into a fight with my buddy Leslie over the Sundance Kid. As much as I am against remaking classic movies, I also confess a secret fantasy of Heath and Jake as Butch and Sundance.)
Jeff
No way! The "Life of the Pary" as the taciturn Sundance? No freaking way.
Jake as Butch, hands down! ;D
L.A. is so....L.A.
Ooh fun! I used to train hotline counselors, and we had them do stuff on sexual anatomy. So from what I understand, there are similarities between a clit and a cock. They're both sex organs, they both respond to stimulation and they both fill with blood when there's arousement. The clitoris just extends inwards, and the penis is external. Good stuff, good stuff...
How does a woman "Jack-off" by the way? >:D Please excuse my ignorance. :angel:
Um, vibrators work well, in my experience. I used to have a real cute li'l one from Brookstone that you were supposed to use to vibrate your neck. Yeah, right.
L
Yeah but to 'Jack-off' don't you have to have something to...'jack-off'? >:D
Um, are we going to get into an anatomy lesson here, Brandon, or is it more an issue of semantics? Let's just say I don't have a wanker that I can pull but I have something else that understands stimulation...self or otherwise. :angel:
D'OH! See I didn't actually say anything bad about LA, just that it's....so....L.A. is so....L.A.
Hey Hey Hey! Don't be hatin on my hometown, now. Lived here for nearly 2 decades, and I just love it. I challenge any one to spend a weekend with me and not fall in love with the city.
The clitoris just extends inwards
I always found the line, "gun's goin' off" to be a little weird... ::)
would someone actually say that? even jack?
I always found the line, "gun's goin' off" to be a little weird... ::)
would someone actually say that? even jack?
LOL. I guess I'd say a lot of things but something about a shooting gun just strikes me funny....
If someone ever said that to me at that moment I think I'd laugh my ass off and the mood would really change!
:-*
rt
LOL. I guess I'd say a lot of things but something about a shooting gun just strikes me funny....Well that'd be awkward LOL
If someone ever said that to me at that moment I think I'd laugh my ass off and the mood would really change!
:-*
rt
The people on here have some dirty minds! LOL :-*
Now what does that say about us? Or just me, actually? :-[
rt
That's my favorite line in the book! Well, OK, my favorite horny line. I want the extended, deleted scene to include that phrase, real loud.I always found the line, "gun's goin' off" to be a little weird... ::)
would someone actually say that? even jack?
I would...
lol actually I probably wouldn't
Hmmmmm....the thought of an extended version of the first tent scene, or me using the line? Remember, I have a fragile ego...
Ruffalo
Too bad Alma wasn't more like the women here when she peered out through the screen door.
Maybe her marriage would have lasted, or at least been energized, by what she had seen... Maybe a little "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" would have gone a looooong way!
Barb? Mandy? Leslie? Anyone? ;D
rt
in my mind it was put in the movie to show that Ennis was, in fact, gay (in that he preferred that type of intercourse)
Quote.in my mind it was put in the movie to show that Ennis was..
Leslie, it WAS in the book. Check your story to screenplay page 9 last paragraph..
"working at it until she shuddered and bucked against his hand and he rolled her over, did quickly wht she hate..."
She hated it, but went along with it. I guess that was her personality. She suppressed her feeling too. Only to blow up in the kitchen scene few years after..
Hi Leslie,
I'm with you on all of this, however one small caveat or addition.
You said:Quotein my mind it was put in the movie to show that Ennis was, in fact, gay (in that he preferred that type of intercourse)
I would argue it is put in the story and film to show that Ennis is unable to let go of the erotic pull to the glory days up on Brokeback, with Jack, and less a sign of him being gay (which I wholeheartedly believe he is). He's clearly thinking of Jack each time he rolls her over.
rt
How does a woman "Jack-off" by the way? Please excuse my ignorance.
Barb - we're on, beeotch! *takes out rope* ;)
For me, it is an issue of love. I don't think there was a real strong foundation of love in their marriage and to be able to be open, understanding, and ultimately accepting really requires a pretty deep commitment and a high degree of maturity, something I didn't see in either of them while they were married.
For me, it is an issue of love. I don't think there was a real strong foundation of love in their marriage and to be able to be open, understanding, and ultimately accepting really requires a pretty deep commitment and a high degree of maturity, something I didn't see in either of them while they were married.
I completely agree here. I don't think their marriage would have last even if Jack never came into Ennis's life. Like you said, the foundation was never there. Ennis was to repressed to be open to her emotionally, and Alma just didn't have what it took to coax him out of his emotional shell.
Good stuff, good stuff...
Juan
And, on another topic, Ennis was clearly the bottom in the motel scene, in the story...
I always found the line, "gun's goin' off" to be a little weird... ::)Actually when I read that line in the story, something in me thought, ohhhh he's done this before. No idea why.
I am a female and I have no idea what y'all mean by hand's free.
Nicole,
THANKS!!!! When you get back, you give us a topic and the panel will weigh in. Just please stay out of Sue Johanson territory, got it? ;D ;D ;D
rt
I am a female and I have no idea what y'all mean by hand's free.
Stacey, Barb said in one of her posts that she can um.......achieve um....."release" just from watching certain scenes. That's what I meant by "hands free". The ability to do that would have made my theater experiences a hell of a lot more interesting! :D
I just thought of something really weird. When I was about five, I had a romantic crush on Sylvester the cat. I think that's how I knew which way I was headed. :-\
I just thought of something really weird. When I was about five, I had a romantic crush on Sylvester the cat. I think that's how I knew which way I was headed. :-\
PAges and pages ago, I said something about something someone had said to me abiout "The woman's revolution of 1969", and added, --I must have missed it. Last night, in san francoisco, when I menrtioned the Woman's Revolution, two people I was with quoted what I had said, pages and pages ago, in this thread--or whatever we call them here.
WHAT is so confusing?
To answer yourtquestion--whoever you were- I do not know if women talk about jacking-off. I do. Perhaps the termanology was wrong, In which case, I humbly beg your pardon. When I said "screw you" to Ennuis del Mar, I meant, I could be just as rude as he could...
Nicole,
THANKS for bringing this back around. Probably can have a lot of things but fingernails aren't in the "package" (at least not mine) ... :-[
rt
Sure, I've said 'jacked off' in reference to myself before. S'all good :)
Yup, Nicole, I met her when she came to my UNI. Only talked to her briefly. Oddly enough, we talked about anal sex! :P
...so, back to my BBM sandwich fantasy from a while back..
I was thinking, I'd be the sauce ('cause the sauce is smooth and touches everything in the sandwich, it gets a bit of everything!! And I'm saucey ;D)
Jack/Jake will be my beef.
Ennis/Heath will be my ham.
Anyone want a part of this? I need some cheese, some lettuce perhaps, and bread of course!!
Brandon - yes indeed you can be Ennis (ham).
Nicole - Actually, I usually put the two meets directly together, and the cheese touching the bread & one of the meats. Which meat would you rather touch? (teehee) (btw - I'm SO mature)
I vote rt for Jake/Jack/beef, so he'll be smushed in with Brandon :o
BTW - I like lots of sauce on my sandwich, so I may need to squirt a little bit between the layers ;)
Is that sandwich gonna be anything like the first tent scene?
Just re-read my post and hope that didn't read like I was into the b-word and the whole animals thing! LOLOL
I just meant a "male" character.......! I'm really an :angel: .
Motel scene rocks with me. Only I'll be swappin' that cigarette back and forth between Ennis' mouth and mine, the way Jack should be doing in the movie. And I don't even smoke.
Wait a second... who's playin' Ennis again?? ???
rt
Inasmuch as, like I told that Best Buy clerk, I'm not all that into bestiality (HA! I said it!), I must admit that as a young(er) whippersnapper, I did feel a certain something in my loins when Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer lifted his head up from that stream and had full-fledged antlers (you know - right after Burl Ives says, "Meanwhile, Rudolph was growing up...") I believe I was about 8 at the time.
I still remember my first romantic crush distinctly. I mean, I *loved* that boy. His name was Teddy, and he had the deepest, darkest, most delicious brown eyes I've ever seen. And half-inch-long eyelashes. And thick eyebrows to boot. I can still remember that face of his like I'm looking at it for the first time. I was 4.
Though the first day of kindergarden I kissed a girl named Jill 14 times, that turned out for nought. I remember my first real crush too, and it took me over when I was in about 4th grade. The kid, who went to a neighboring Catholic school, was nicknamed "Beaver" of all things. I saw him when we played against him in Little League and someone dumped a water bucket over his head while he was laughing, on his knees by the dugout. It was dusk during one of those lazy childhood summers that went on forever. I thought of Beaver over and over and over again, waiting to see him and of course, the non-stop heartsickness that is so strong when you're that age. I still feel it right now even though I haven't thought of that for some time.
Beaver fever. Couldn't resist, but it's true.
rt
Motel scene rocks with me. Only I'll be swappin' that cigarette back and forth between Ennis' mouth and mine, the way Jack should be doing in the movie. And I don't even smoke.
Wait a second... who's playin' Ennis again?? ???
rt
Yeah why DIDN'T Jack share the cigarette with Ennis?? That would have been really sexy. BTW, that would be Brandon that's playing Ennis I believe, so you two better start practicing your smoking techique.
And LOL Mandy - I love that you just spent time looking up picutures of sandwiches for this discussion.
rt - Yes, Brandon & you are getting lots of play. In fact, I think you two deserve your own sandwich. Nicole & I can sit by, enjoy some pasta or something, and watch you & Brandon enjoy your meall! >:D
I think rt would like to join ya there Brandon
Well that was fun... WOAH!! What's going on here?!
Do you like your future wedding gift, Brandon?
BTW - I totally peeped while you were in the showe (WOW, btw! ;))
Where did Nicole go? Babe?
LOL I like it. Oh yeah I was doing the sexy hair fling back and fake orgasm from the old Herbal Essence commercial
I'm thinking,hmmm..Jack in motel scene? How's that? :)
No worries, I'll hold back on the sauce, at least between the meats ;)
Think I'll keep posting "Big 6" untill someone guesses who he is...closer to 1900 than 1910...CLICK TO MAKE LARGE:
And Leslie - YES!! I was just thinking of PMing you today and asking when ch. 5 would be ready, but I thought I'd best not bother you! Thanks for letting me know though - can't wait to read it! Any condiments in this chapter? :)
With a flogging whip and leather dominatrix outfit?
ROFLMAO!!! I was actually referring to Lureen coming into the next chapter...but you wearing a dominatrix outfit and carrying a flogging whip with you at McDonald's is even more fun :D
"Can I supersize that for you sir?" ;)
Well I haven't :-[ I'm just not a big fan of slash fiction.. *ducks and covers*
I'm anxious to see Leslie's continuation, and I had a very simple solution to the "pornography." I revized my definition of it...
This thread is pornography! ROFL
The trouble with most pornography is--nobody looks like they're having any fun!
Sheyne - about 3 weeks ago, my harddrive died and I lost EVERYTHING (was quite devastated), but I have all of my poetry on hard copy. So I'm hoping on Monday evening/Tuesday (after my term paper's done) I'm going to start typing up my poetry again, and when I do I'd LOVE to share some with you through PM. Perhaps we can start sending one at a time to eachother through PM early this week?
I'm no Gyllenhaalic though I do like him immensely. That pic is really charming! ;D
Leslie,
That sentence is perfect -- you'll have to restructure if you change that phrase.
rt
RT - I was there! I had fresh coffee, cherry cake, pudding, peanut butter, lots of kinds of meat, sauce, cheese, sandwiches, ...etc in the room with me, waiting for y'all. I waited & lid on the bed all provocative for hours! Must have had the wrong room number. I got impatient and Had to go and 'jack-off' ;)
Thanks Mandy... :-*
Ray and I had our own little party last night. Phew, the guy is an incredible cook. And we watched BBM and drooled over a couple of bottles of wine...
Still, motel with all you guys... that would get very nasty indeed.. ;D
RT- Are y'all e-mailing eachother nude pics of eachother again?
RT- Are y'all e-mailing eachother nude pics of eachother again?
RT- Are y'all e-mailing eachother nude pics of eachother again?
RT- Are y'all e-mailing eachother nude pics of eachother again?
And if so, we want to see them please. ;D
Here's a recent one of moi...
RT- Are y'all e-mailing eachother nude pics of eachother again?
Maybe... lol
That's awesome Sheyne! (Lookin' hot, btw ;)) Glad you two had fun! I wish I had an in-town Brokie friend to hang out with :(
I really don't have a food fetish. A Jake-fetish, yes, but not food. And no, we don't have to wait 'til November!
Me waiting at the motel:
(http://graphics.iparenting.com/clipart/beauty/00015225.jpg)
That's awesome Sheyne! (Lookin' hot, btw ;)) Glad you two had fun! I wish I had an in-town Brokie friend to hang out with :(
I really don't have a food fetish. A Jake-fetish, yes, but not food. And no, we don't have to wait 'til November!
Me waiting at the motel:
(http://graphics.iparenting.com/clipart/beauty/00015225.jpg)
LOL - yes Sheyne - nice jugs. And it's so nice that you have a wind machine at home for taking personal photos with - the hair blowing around is a nice touch.
And Mandy - wow - I can't even imagine how you set up the camera to take that shot, but good job! ;D
Here's a video of Jakie that goes along with the NC-17 theme of the thread (not in a naked way though, unfortch...)
http://gyllenhaalic.buzznet.com/user/video/9282/ (http://gyllenhaalic.buzznet.com/user/video/9282/)
LOL - it's shadow, Brandon!
Okay, okay, semi-raunch: Be honest, do y'all shave or go o-natural? Or at least trim? (pubes I mean, of course ;D)
LOL - it's shadow, Brandon!
Okay, okay, semi-raunch: Be honest, do y'all shave or go o-natural? Or at least trim? (pubes I mean, of course ;D)
Isn't the Brazillian incredibly painful?
rt
Isn't the Brazillian incredibly painful?
rt
Sheyne - yeah me too. If I'm in the mood & have time, then it's a full out shave, usually just a trim, GOTTA keep it trimmed - can't have it get all wild & out of control ;D
That's part of the fun...
While we're on the subject, let's take it one step further - what do you prefer on a partner? I have a friend who says she can't stand ANY hair on a guys area, but to me, not so much. Groomed, but not gone, I say!
QuoteThat's part of the fun...
That's some high class entertainment, if you ask me...
UH, NO.
rt
While we're on the subject, let's take it one step further - what do you prefer on a partner? I have a friend who says she can't stand ANY hair on a guys area, but to me, not so much. Groomed, but not gone, I say!
Ditto.. Trimmed definitely, not bushy. But gone altogether on a guy is a bit weird to me...
G'ness...well it feels weird too, but it "makes it look bigger"...kinda.
While we're on the subject, let's take it one step further - what do you prefer on a partner? I have a friend who says she can't stand ANY hair on a guys area, but to me, not so much. Groomed, but not gone, I say!
Ditto.. Trimmed definitely, not bushy. But gone altogether on a guy is a bit weird to me...
Ummm, I don't agree...
http://www.wnn.nu/UK/welcome.html (http://www.wnn.nu/UK/welcome.html)
When a guy's completely shaved, it's weird to me. Makes him seem like a baby or something - just WEIRD! Nicely trimmed is nice! Oh, and shaved balls on a man is nice ;D
And Leslie - this ad was on the site you linked to - sounds a little shady, no? ;D
Genuine male naturist, based in England wishes to travel for naturist holidays. Female student nurse required to assist travelling. Travel expensives payed. E-mail
Wonder how he defines "assist".....
If I were a female, student nurse, I highly doubt I'd reply to this... lol
Yeah....funny that they both seem to vanish at the same time....makes me think that they're shacked up somewhere together.
Leslie,
I'm back. I had an important PM to attend to.... >:D
rt
What'd I miss? And thanks for missing me...
xoxo
rt
What'd I miss? And thanks for missing me...
xoxo
Yeah....funny that they both seem to vanish at the same time....makes me think that they're shacked up somewhere together.
The condiments?
rt
Only in your dreams
My dreams, or yours and rt's, hunh??
QuoteMy dreams, or yours and rt's, hunh??
Ya'll better shut your slop-bucket mouths about me and little d.
Sorry, cheap shot but couldn't resist that one.. ;D ;D ;D
rt
Appropos of nothing....here's a pic for the Heathens in the room..
Bwahaha! I just love teasing you gals, although I ain't lying bout the pic
Bwahaha! I just love teasing you gals, although I ain't lying bout the pic
Leslie - here's one more - sans sunglasses again. I think this was at the Toronto Film Fest.
I gotta say I ain't a Gyllenhaal though
Hmmm ok maybe I'll have to, I gotta say I ain't a Gyllenhaal though ;)
Leslie - I actually like him more roughed-up - same with Jake. I am a facial hair kinda girl though, so that pretty much applies to any guy....
When you do, I want you to write down every single word he says, every look he gives you, every breath he takes, and then send it to me in a very lengthy, detailed PM. Promise?
Damn, why haven't I met him yet?
rt
That green pic is soooo beautiful.
I know Heath was considered so hot when he did the Vanity Fair cover with the exposed...well, you know. But I like him even much better now with the rough and scruffy look... YUM. *licks screen*
Damn, why haven't I met him yet?
rt
Leslie - I watched SNL too, I watch it every week. Antonio was pretty funny as host
Nicole - yummy green Heath
Darn, if only I had something to offer to Brandon to convince him to share his pic. *wishing I could grow a penis ;)*
Hmm, I offer this:
[ Anyhow, allegedly he told her that if she was ever in NY to call him up and he'd play tour guide and he allegedly gave her his cell number. Now, I wasn't super close with this girl, so I can't confirm with her directly, but it came from a reliable source.
LOL - "poking" - that's romantic! ;) Hehehe
promise? when was this promise made? I certainly can't post it with these 2 hot mofos on here! :o :o
I think she's selfish and manipulative, and she lies.
i love angie. i don't think she's manipulative -- leslie, really?
i think she's got a lot of dignity and she's a true humanitarian, corny as it sounds, i know... plus she's super sexy... and she's pretty real, and very, very smart...
rt
No bullets, Brandon, no worries. I'm tolerant of other's opinions!
RT - Thank you, you've summed up why I love Angie very well.
Alright, Brandon, you're back, Where's the pic young man?
How about an oldie? LOL
(http://www.cwru.edu/artsci/womn/pinup/monroe_3/page_3/page_3_full/bettie_page_whip.jpg)
Lol...yeah rt is suspiciously quiet about asking for the picture.....almost like he doesn't need to b/c it's currently the wallpaper on his computer........hmmmmmmmm
rt - we understand if you have to leave to 'deal' with this for a few mins ;)
and YES, you should post something. You can leave out your face to conceal your identity ;D
i might do some creative photoshopping. well, one person here knows already.
rt
btw, rt & Brandon - how far away are y'all from eachother, distance-wise?
PS - *feeling proud* (RT & BRANDON) I feel like I've created something beautiful here
(unless that's what Brandon likes ;))
Well, he did say he was on the young side I believe the other day....
I think we need to make a Happy Trail thread, have all the guys post their Happy Trails :D...or Treasure Trail w/e you prefer
QuoteWell, he did say he was on the young side I believe the other day....
little d, would you agree with this? ::)
rt
I was about to say that I was jumping into that ice cold shower. I guess the women of Brokeback really know what they're doing here tonight..... Something's working, anyway. Mandy plus Nicole equals cooooold showers for Brandon and rt.
Who'd have thunk? :-*
rt
Hey Batman - this is your post from last night - and now I throw it back to you. Brandon plus Batman equals cold showers for Mandy and Nicole.
Who'd have thunk?
And I saw that you took your pic down, which I totally understand. But I was laughing to myself b/c there are going to be a bunch of people reading what Mandy and I said about you and kicking themselves for missing it! LOL
YAY!
But you trust us, we won't show anybody!
LOL, my BF just came over asking me to check something on nhl.com, and I said "it BETTER be quick, I gotta get to my paper", meanwhile I was thinking "Darnit I better not miss rt's pic" ;D Thankfully it was VERY quick and he's gone now :)
LLeslie, hey... missed ya last night. Got your PM.
To be continued.
Glass of wine sounds great right now...
rt xo
Starting in on glass #2. Getting ready to write a sex scene. Whaddya guys think of sucking toes? Sexy?
Leslie -- loved your PM -- you're a keeper, for sure
rt
Starting in on glass #2. Getting ready to write a sex scene. Whaddya guys think of sucking toes? Sexy?Don't get me started. Really. >:D
hehehe, so which movie did he want you to see?
Mandy, how's that paper coming? This is the former college professor speaking....
Send me a pm with a description of rt's picture from last night. I'm dying here....LOL
Man, I hope my sex life stays as active and good as it is now! I wanna be doin' it 'til the day I die :laugh:
Well I hope my sex life doesn't stay what it is now for the rest of my life..non-existent. :-\
Ahh I tried to delete my *not so hot Jakeish pose* pic and it froze my computer :o lol one of you did this!Sorry Mraz I didn't see you say hey....now what is this about some Jakeish pics?? ;D
Ahh I tried to delete my *not so hot Jakeish pose* pic and it froze my computer :o lol one of you did this!Sorry Mraz I didn't see you say hey....now what is this about some Jakeish pics?? ;D
Ehh it ain't nothing special, just a pic I took a few days ago, the girls were hounding me to see it so I posted it..then tried to delete it this morning and it froze up my computer twice lol :DWell I don't see it so post it again boy!
Juan, He's hot hey? So how about a sexy pic of you???I'd have to go back a few years to find something like that!
Nicole - YES, I know what you mean. It's a great way to take a break from studying!!
C'mon, c'mon, *coaxing Juan* You can delete it right after. Would it help if I talked to you sexily in Spanish? Deseamos ver su cuerpo hermoso.. My Spanish isn't perfect so that probably sounds hilarious or terrible!!No, you said that very well. I'd have to scan some older pics. I seriously look like Jack in the last argument scene...from the next down that is.
Age...is age. Take my word for it!
Nice, quiet Jake--am I in the wrong room? (click to enlarge)
You mean--the belly button thing wasn't it...now what?
Nah, I bet he's saving up for you. You're his little d.
I'm ALWAYS sweet, rt :) Well, either raunchy or sweet.
I just pictured us all sitting around a table, in person, having a few beers (more like vodka or something for me, not a huge beer fan) trying to have a raunchy conversation like we do in here, but getting all shy and rosey-cheeked :laugh:
rt: YES. He won't know
yeah, the pics don't even say it. totally straight... damn. :-\
rt
My 500th what?
nicole,
teaching me to have a friendship with a touch-feely straight guy, who loves brokeback mountain, that i wish was gay. story of my life.
rt
My 500th what?
Your 500th post sweetheart.. *big long lick all the way up Brandon's back and torse*... there you go! :-*
hey sheyne,
i don't do ANY, but he's a 4th degree black belt and 14 year veteran of kenpo (does that make sense)???
i just WATCH.
rt
Oh no - he was touchy-feely on top of being hot and straight (and a man-whore!)? Torturous! But hey - Mandy and I have to deal with our lust for two hot gay men (that would be yourself and Brandon of course) so what goes around comes around, lol!
My 500th what?
Your 500th post sweetheart.. *big long lick all the way up Brandon's back and torse*... there you go! :-*
:o Ooooh I liked that ;)
Your friend's hot rt, but not half as hot as your other friend (hint, hint, our own Brandon that is) :D
Your friend's hot rt, but not half as hot as your other friend (hint, hint, our own Brandon that is)
There shall be none of that lying now
QuoteOh no - he was touchy-feely on top of being hot and straight (and a man-whore!)? Torturous! But hey - Mandy and I have to deal with our lust for two hot gay men (that would be yourself and Brandon of course) so what goes around comes around, lol!
are the two of us going to send you to that cold shower again tonight? brandon and batman, that is...
rt
Raunchiness, hmm, let me see, does size really matter? Elaborate.
Raunchiness, hmm, let me see, does size really matter? Elaborate.
I like where you're going rt, but first I wanna ask one thing to Nic & Sheyne - ever done anal? (Pointless to ask you two :P)
And yes, there is always room for layers, Sheyne, jump right it!
To me, not really.
I've never had sex.................so I can't give any advice there SheyneMade out with anyone? Boy? Girl?
I've never had sex.................so I can't give any advice there SheyneMade out with anyone? Boy? Girl?
If it's too personal, I'll shut up.
Ruffalo
I've never had sex.................so I can't give any advice there Sheyne
Err.. ok *examines ruler*
I think 25cm roughly equates to around 10 inches.. sorry for the bimbo thing there.. totally forgot about you guys not knowin' metric..
He was big..
Brandon, did you say you've never had sex? With a guy or a girl??
Well lucky her. So what's your fantasy of what you'd like to try?Made out with anyone? Boy? Girl?
If it's too personal, I'll shut up.
Ruffalo
Girl.
That's sweet, rt, So what have you tried? (if you wanna say)
:laugh: hahaha, now there won't be any vids of that coming up anytime soonCuz you're shy or cuz you've never made one? :laugh:
Soo, RT (& Juan) tell us women, how the hell do you make it pleasurable (anal, that is)
Soo, RT (& Juan) tell us women, how the hell do you make it pleasurable (anal, that is)Hahaa...the key is relaxation. Otherwise all the damn lube in the world won't make a difference. And not to be sexist, but I think having a prostate adds to the sensation.
RT, Oh, so you're more of a GIVER kinda guy than a TAKER?
Juan - I think for straight guys it's part the taboo, and part the fact that.....how shall I put this.....things are a little more snug in that area, lol.That's how I hear it put. Although some of the Lincoln Tunnels I've been with, LOL. But with a pussy, I hear that it sort of wraps around a dick better. That's what I hear, haven't tried it yet.
I wanna know YOUR answer to your question about what you'd NEVER do.
Oook, he's probly laying his friend..
What's this winking business between our boys? Some sort of conspiracy?
RT - I reassured your little d. about that, remember? He just had a quick moment of jealousy. Who wouldn't be jealous over you?
Juan - LOL, we have quite the influence in here ;DTo, um, clear the room? I'm in NY so it's late here, but everyone else is running for the shower or bed...
RT - you gonna wait til Brandon gets back before you go, so you can say a proper goodbye to your hunny?
Hey Sheyne--
Congratulations! What degree exactly was this you received yesterday?
I am off to work...talk to y'all later.
Leslie
Hi, everybody. Wow it took me practically all day to catch up on this thread--er, file. But it was worth it. Nice navel Brandon! Definitely a highlight. I'm so glad yr comuter froze. Somebody must of put a spell on it. Kind of reminds me of Ennis' (an inny for Ennis, natch) tho not as hairy, which is a good thing. Say, I have put in a bid to be a chat room beta tester for Phillip--the 6-pack of you should do that too! I'm sure u could give the chat room a good workout! BTW, it was about 2 weeks ago I was chatting with Mandy, really enjoyed it and then left the office and as I was driving along the hogback (that's what we call the Front of the Front Range) I saw a beautiful shooting star. I wanted to tell u that Mandy but I couldn't get a word in edgewise (woman talks a blue streak). See u in the chat room, maybe this weekend.
I saw a beautiful shooting star. I wanted to tell u that Mandy but I couldn't get a word in edgewise (woman talks a blue streak). See u in the chat room, maybe this weekend.
Hi, everybody. Wow it took me practically all day to catch up on this thread--er, file. But it was worth it. Nice navel Brandon! Definitely a highlight. I'm so glad yr comuter froze. Somebody must of put a spell on it. Kind of reminds me of Ennis' (an inny for Ennis, natch) tho not as hairy, which is a good thing. Say, I have put in a bid to be a chat room beta tester for Phillip--the 6-pack of you should do that too! I'm sure u could give the chat room a good workout! BTW, it was about 2 weeks ago I was chatting with Mandy, really enjoyed it and then left the office and as I was driving along the hogback (that's what we call the Front of the Front Range) I saw a beautiful shooting star. I wanted to tell u that Mandy but I couldn't get a word in edgewise (woman talks a blue streak). See u in the chat room, maybe this weekend.
QuoteHi, everybody. Wow it took me practically all day to catch up on this thread--er, file. But it was worth it. Nice navel Brandon! Definitely a highlight. I'm so glad yr comuter froze. Somebody must of put a spell on it. Kind of reminds me of Ennis' (an inny for Ennis, natch) tho not as hairy, which is a good thing. Say, I have put in a bid to be a chat room beta tester for Phillip--the 6-pack of you should do that too! I'm sure u could give the chat room a good workout! BTW, it was about 2 weeks ago I was chatting with Mandy, really enjoyed it and then left the office and as I was driving along the hogback (that's what we call the Front of the Front Range) I saw a beautiful shooting star. I wanted to tell u that Mandy but I couldn't get a word in edgewise (woman talks a blue streak). See u in the chat room, maybe this weekend.
I'll test the room too... But I warn you...
rt
I just sent an email to sign up too...as rt said, forewarned is forearmed ::)
what's all the warning about?
Should we offer free sandwiches?
Letting folks know it is an NC-17 rated chat
Sheyne, congrats - I can't believe you can even look good in the dorky grad hat! Not fair :P
Will is absolutely adorable - he has an intelligent face and like Mandy said - looks just like his mama! Bet he was super proud to watch you get your degree.
oh oh sheyne, what were we sayinhg about me + you + jake + tent?
::) ...anyway take a pic of him while he's wasted and one before lol
If you're in the mood for stupid funny
If you're in the mood for stupid funny
Wouldn't Basic Instinct 2 do the same trick? lol
I'm afraid like Brandon & RT, i won't be around for long tonight. im like a zombie here, i need rest.
Sheyne, btw, expect a big ol' PM tomorrow about your poem and our discussions. thanks so much for your reply, btw, much appreciated. :-*
Well, thanks a lot. I get here, hungry as hell, and all I can find is beans! ::)
I liked SLITHER fine on limited terms, and last night I was actually making a mistake and thinking little d was talking about SLIVER, the godawful Sharon Stone/Billy Baldwin thing that just came out on DVD.
SLITHER was a sometimes fun homage to 80s horror movies with a good performance from Elizabeth Banks and some cool effects. A minor film, but enjoyably campy. Basically a remake of an 80s movie called Night of the Creeps. Nothing great, just fun diversion.
Stay away and be very afraid of Basic Instinct 2 -- CRAP.
rt
to let that beatiful cowboy inside me (sorry for that graphic image!).
:)
Searching for my inner cowboy,
Scott
You don't know how tempted I am to take you up on that offer! Just the other day, I wrote to a friend (who, like me, is a major BBM fan), and was bold enough to broach the subject of man-smells, specifically those of our friends Ennis and Jack, and how aromatic the boys' tent might have become over the course of that summer. My friend, bless her heart, was very understanding. I don't drink whiskey or smoke cigarettes, but I sure wouldn't mind smelling those things on a coupla cowboys right now!
Hey Scott, this is the thread for graphic images...imagine away and tell all here. We're all ears ;)
so 'SLITHER' is pretty good? I thought it looked good, I think I might go see it later then.
man-smellsScott, you're killing me. I'm trying my best to get some work done, and it's getting harder and harder.
it's getting harder and harder.
Ruffalo
:-*it's getting harder and harder.
Ruffalo
Hmmm.. :D
I salute you guys with my whiskey bottle...and a big grin on my face!:-*it's getting harder and harder.
Ruffalo
Hmmm.. :D
Though it's not the most sexual image and I'm taking this from NC-17 back to PG-13, my favorite tent moment is Heath's expression when Jack puts his hand on Ennis' wrist. He's skittish, moving all around with Jack totally focused on him. :-*
Leslie, hope you'll be on the raunch tonight with me, mandy, sheyne, nicole and 'course, little d. ;)
Oh and everyone else too! Bring it on.
rt
I'm the only one on this thread, (all I find is a few leftover bearns!!) so this is just "thinking out loud" but I'd like to ask a question and the answer might get NC-17 rated, so I'll do it here. The question is, why don't young people have sex any more? It seems like all the young women I work with don't even date, the young hot men are just slaving over their drafting boards at all hours of the day and night, even on weekends, and the men who seem to be gay are basically sexless. In movies like Pride and Prejudice you have to wait until the very end of the movie just to get a small glimpse of a kiss! And even BBM is pretty tame, the short story was more graphic. Fortunately I'm married and can get it anytime I want, and I hurt for all the Ennises who are letting their lives go by without enjoying what is a very primal source of joy. Are you youngsters afraid of getting hurt, too anxious to take a risk, or do you just not know what you're missing? It baffles me.
I'm here...the computer just froze what a PIA
Sheyne what time is it where you are? It is 8:30 pm in my time zone, Mandy is one hour later (9:30) and from what I can tell, rt is on the west coast which makes it early for him (5:30 pm)
Hee hee hee you are wide awake and full of energy while the rest of us...and silly o'rt will arrive when I get tired, I s'pose...I'm here...the computer just froze what a PIA
Sheyne what time is it where you are? It is 8:30 pm in my time zone, Mandy is one hour later (9:30) and from what I can tell, rt is on the west coast which makes it early for him (5:30 pm)
I'm in Australia.. currently its 10:48am on Wednesday morning!! And I'm on holidays from the kiddies so I'm freeeeee!! ;D
I'm the only one on this thread, (all I find is a few leftover bearns!!) so this is just "thinking out loud" but I'd like to ask a question and the answer might get NC-17 rated, so I'll do it here. The question is, why don't young people have sex any more? It seems like all the young women I work with don't even date, the young hot men are just slaving over their drafting boards at all hours of the day and night, even on weekends, and the men who seem to be gay are basically sexless. In movies like Pride and Prejudice you have to wait until the very end of the movie just to get a small glimpse of a kiss! And even BBM is pretty tame, the short story was more graphic. Fortunately I'm married and can get it anytime I want, and I hurt for all the Ennises who are letting their lives go by without enjoying what is a very primal source of joy. Are you youngsters afraid of getting hurt, too anxious to take a risk, or do you just not know what you're missing? It baffles me.
I'm in Newfoundland Leslie, so I'm always a weird half-hour off from everyone. It's 10:30 pm here, so I guess that's 2.5 hours later than you?
- well, how about we picture Brandon on the treadmill naked, that hot enough for ya? ;)
And what would that feel like? For a guy, I mean?? lol ;D
I'm here.......!
rt
Anyways, how's this for an entrance: I can lick my own nipple! Impressed? LOL! :P
Hey, rt! How they hanging baby?
David - Heya babe. Braved it and joined us? hehe. All you gotta do is remove a few ribs and you'll be able to blow yourself :D
QuoteHey, rt! How they hanging baby?
little low tonight...! ;)
I just tried to lick my nipple and it didn't work...
*pouts in corner*
:laugh:
I'm more interested in what........................ :D
MANDSTER! You're here!
Otherwise you might need MY hands to help you tuck em up..
Oh I definately think Brandon needs to post a pic of his nipple.
LOL....you like, Brandon? I thought those of us who frequent this thread would appreciate staring at Jake's ass....
QuoteOtherwise you might need MY hands to help you tuck em up..
Come
Over
NOW... :o
rt
Oh, oh, and I have a VERY large & long tongue, and thus give GREAT blowjobs :o
All my girlfriends tell me that they're going to "convert" so that I can *cough, cough* use my tongue on them.
Yeah I know Sheyne, strange. Similar appearance (though I don't see it, you're far more beautiful than me :-*) , we both draw & write poetry, AND we can both lick our nipples, and we both have long tongues. Maybe we're soul mates ;)
Sheyne - ooh, yummy, you taste nice, lol like tomato soup ;D
So, would you consider yourself bi or just experimental?
BTW, Randy Mandy is cute :)
Nicole - yeah I know, Cosmo is obsessed with BJs
Hmmmm......
Sheyne - ooh, yummy, you taste nice, lol like tomato soup ;D
So, would you consider yourself bi or just experimental?
BTW, Randy Mandy is cute :)
Nicole - yeah I know, Cosmo is obsessed with BJs
Randy Mandy it is then! lol
Yeah, I guess Cosmo readers are a little slow. Or else need MUCH scaffolding on this task. Or else, they're trying to give some no-too subtle encouragement for their readers to actually GIVE their guys head. I'm sure I read a sex survey in that mag that reported less than 20% of all polled respondants as giving a blow job more than once a year!!! sorry I haven't dated in 3 years and even I've given a blow job this year!!!! shucks..
Mandy, I'd probably consider myself bi. I dunno, I've always hated labels of any kind, even "straight". I dig who I dig... male or female. Lately though, its been more male. But I'm quite open to the fact that one day I'll meet a really great girl and that'll be it for me..
Hey rt where are ya?
12 seconds? Yikes!
Foreplay should last an hour. Then another hour in the saddle. Good sex should last at least two hours and your headboard has made marks on the wall behind it! ;)
She said about a year after the wedding that she hadn't given him a blow job since they got married!
I agree, David! Lots of foreplay is awesome. I wasn't happy about the 12 seconds (just impressed with myself ;)) Talk about a bummer, c'mon, who goes after 12 secs?!
I hope Ennis + Jack had lots of BJs between 'em :)
:-\...
I dunno blowjobs aren't that interesting lol
David, I reckon we send RT over to Brandon's for some "practice". RT, start plannin a road trip
Um, I intentionally got caught one night when sharing a tent with my best buddy when we were 19 yrs old.
And rt - what's with the not posting? C'mon jump in....the water's fine!
QuoteAnd rt - what's with the not posting? C'mon jump in....the water's fine!
the thing is, for a guy it gets a little uncomfortable if you don't relieve yourself, and i mean in more ways than one. don't want to let things back up too long...!
if you get sex a lot, no worries at all! :o
rt
So Brandon....he's hot...he's interested.....sounds like a golden opportunity to me! :) I'm guessing you're in the "I don't want to ruin the friendship" mentality. Otherwise, I assume you'd be at his house right now. ;)
Lol - David I agree with Sheyne - I wouldn't want to even try to challenge a gay man in a BJ contest!I've been with guys who gave TERRIBLE bj's. A for enthusiasm, D for technique (too eager often means scraping...shudder).
Ahh I can just imagine
Well this week I haven't at all actually, but usually umm like 6-10 times a week
Hmmm speaking of which....
I swear, all guys are at least bi..
I'd also rather have an older guy..Whoa nelly...how much older? 8)
RT - of course not you. You're Brandon's and only Brandon's.
Ruffalo, what happened to those pics you were gonna postOf what? Of me?
rt, did you take any pics of your friend last night?
Lol I like it, which X-Men are you again?Um, Smart-Ass Man!
Quotert, did you take any pics of your friend last night?
his name is manolo -- i wanted to take a pic soooo badly and was going to when the birthday shots arrived at the table. he looked really hot. he dances like crazy, great body and tons of energy. i just kinda stand back and watch him do his thing.
he's takin' me out to dinner thursday night so i'll get one then...!
rt
Lol I like it, which X-Men are you again?Um, Smart-Ass Man!
*sigh* anyone know any good porn sites?
*sigh* anyone know any good porn sites ;D?
Hey Juan,Ahem, yeah can't wait for that summer weather eh?
Glad to see you put your feet up and got comfortable...
;)
Brandon, I was thanking you for page 29 bud.
:)
It's the santa-dance scene from Jarhead, so I'm sure everyone here has seen it already (over and over and over and over.....)Ohhhhh man...I hadn't seen it before...now I have wow!
You haven't seen Jarhead yet?? Sacrelige! It's hot, hunh?Jeez Louise he's amazing!
LOL, hmm...I'd say you're heading off just in time RT.
:)
RT showed up at your door right now, you'd totally 'do' him eh?
No being pretend-naive boys!I'll say, yeesh....
No being pretend-naive boys!
*record scratches* *wheels come to a screeching halt*
Hmm I think we'll save that for the morning, I'm about to go
LOL
;D ;D ;D ;D
Mandy. If my world were not as it is, I'd be in love with ya, babe. XO
Porn? Hell yeah. I'll even watch straight porn if the guys are cute enough! LOLHey, David,
I would never challenge a man in a BJ test, but I hear I'm pretty good! Made a guy cum in 12 seconds with a BJ ;D But, he was an ass, and he couldn't 'last' at all in bed, so I shouldn't brag. LOLAt the risk of waxing prideful, I want to share a story involving a former boyfriend of mine named Mark, from back in 1989. We were lying together once, after having shared some sexual intimacy, and Mark said, "Scott, I don't know how to say this...I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but...you give fantastic blow jobs!"
Hey Scott,Porn? Hell yeah. I'll even watch straight porn if the guys are cute enough! LOLTo me, it's alway erotic to see a man in the throes of pleasure, whether it's solo, with another guy(s), or with gal(s). In fact, one of my favorite porn scenarios is DP, where I always get the sense of a sublimated gay or bi impulse on the part of the male performers--maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.
;)
Texas Scott
Let's do a contest! I'll be a judge.. ;D J/K, that's cool, always good to know your skills are appreciated. But if you were good at 22 don't see why you wouldn't be as good now.I would never challenge a man in a BJ test, but I hear I'm pretty good! Made a guy cum in 12 seconds with a BJ ;D But, he was an ass, and he couldn't 'last' at all in bed, so I shouldn't brag. LOLAt the risk of waxing prideful, I want to share a story involving a former boyfriend of mine named Mark, from back in 1989. We were lying together once, after having shared some sexual intimacy, and Mark said, "Scott, I don't know how to say this...I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but...you give fantastic blow jobs!"
Far from taking umbrage at Mark's comment, I was thrilled and honored, and told him so. I was twenty-two, and this was the first sexual compliment anyone had ever given me. To date, no one else has chimed in on my oral skills, but I like to think that I delivered pleasure to the other guys I've been with.
Scott
If it's poking my tonsils, maybe it's not meant to be in that deeply.
Ruffalo
Very true. I guess to compensate not being able to do that I just focus on lip and tongue action.If it's poking my tonsils, maybe it's not meant to be in that deeply.
Ruffalo
Not neccesarily. The secret is learning to relax and be able to breath comfortably thru your nose.
As far as guys being better at giving head than women, I always thought that was related to the myth that women don't like to give men head. Women: true or false? Guys: how do you rate? (Thanks Scott).
As far as guys being better at giving head than women, I always thought that was related to the myth that women don't like to give men head. Women: true or false?
Well, that joke that was floating around about the bride saying "I just gave my last blow job" --- that would NOT be me! Plus, the peanut butter scene was not from my imagination, if that gives you a hint, too.Wow....peanut butter! Isn't that a bit thick? I dig your creativity!
L
;D
:laugh: I knew it! You dirty girl. And I mean that in a good way! ;)
Well, that joke that was floating around about the bride saying "I just gave my last blow job" --- that would NOT be me! Plus, the peanut butter scene was not from my imagination, if that gives you a hint, too.Wow....peanut butter! Isn't that a bit thick? I dig your creativity!
L
;D
Leslie, here is a pic of Jack Twist for your story.
Let's see how quick i get my hand slapped for posting it. ::)
Scott - Awesome! It's nice to be complimented hey? Was Mark any good at it too?This is going to sound awful, but I actually don't remember Mark doing that to me--although he must have at some point. I do remember having fun with him.
Let's do a contest! I'll be a judge.. ;D J/K, that's cool, always good to know your skills are appreciated. But if you were good at 22 don't see why you wouldn't be as good now.Hi, Juan,
Riding....grip...? Mrs. Carmichael are you trying to come on to me?Mmmm...maybe...uh...hmmmm (bashful Ennis here).
Juan
The onlky thing wrong with the pic of Jake as a pic of Jake--is his pale left hand; what's with that?
Hi Julie,Oh my god...I've never seen this still before. It's so beautiful...not least Heath/Ennis's manly hand in the foreground. You just made my day, David, by sharing this image with us here...thanks!
Well, I've seen a study done on the size relation between penis and shoe size, but never a scientific one on hand size. The shoe/feet size thing doesn't always work, so it is not a good comparison either.
So what about Heaths hands?
(http://static.flickr.com/39/98332748_e395b2c01e_m.jpg)
And I don't believe in the correlation b/w hands or feet and penis size. I (briefly, lol) dated a guy who was 6'4 and had massive hands and feet............and that's about it. :laugh:I love me some big hands and feet, so your former beau sounds yummy to me. I've never been a size queen...in the groin department, that is!
Lol I'd just rather look at Heath than me ;D
Ohh but I liked your pic, I like the graduation one too..you Reese lookalike you!
Sheyne as the poster of that picture I demand a copy to be PM'd to me as well! Lol. :laugh:
rofl...uhhhh I ain't that easy ;)
You bet, Mandy-poo, my baddest, bestest, hot, Newfie, piece o warm apple pie.. ;D (and soul sister)
I totally agree, Leslie.. I kinda had the hots for this guy a while back, he seemed cute, in a nerdy way (I really dig that) and he was funny and smart etc. He took his shirt off one day after training and straight away the lust evaporated. It was like he was wearing a damn brown vest. Front and back.
Sooooo off-putting. :o
Anyone here to get the party started?? Hopefully it wont be as booooring as last night.
Brandon since you had to suffer through last night you should pick tonight's topic!
(on the subject of Brandon + RT and why they would make an adorable couple)
..."Is that a can of whipped cream in your pants or are you happy to see me?" ;D
"Well, even though it's 11:30PM, I'm really hungry for breakfast. Let's make a quick run out to The Beacon restaurant on Douglas. I've got a rental car, but you can drive it so I don't get us lost..." :o
Something sexy better be coming. A look? A gentle touch of the arm?
rT: I thought Brandon's "kiss" was him fantasizing? (thus you saying his name twice) But I'm cool with it having actually happened!
LOL, poor Brandon... I don't want to embarass him! much.He posted it....it's not like he emailed it to u privately :-X
:)
we were going to play a joke on your man tommorrow but he caught us plotting...
I vote Brandon as Jack and rt as Ennis in 1st tent scene..
"Random Julie" here..one dirty thmbnail..CLIJK to enlargeBeautiful photo capture, Julie; thanks for posting that for us. Jake's hands are somehow both manly and delicate, and this still shows his lovely right hand to splendid advantage. And I for one love the dirty fingernail; Ennis has a few dirty nails on view in the film as well. Shows you the gritty workaday lives these cowboys lived, and which is another reason we feel for them so.
GOODNIGHT, ALL YOU SEXY BASTARDS...
People mad?
OMG..the only thread I had never checked out and well all I can say is apparently Chris is wrong I don't have the dirtest mind on this board! LOL...BTW I really like that about you guys :laugh:
I'm going to take spaskle motion's word for it, bein a deef old lady..
so is it DASHBOARD\ or JACKBOARD (me)
Wichita
The state of Kansas has bout 2,800,000 people...Uhh well we're the Sunflower State, but I don't know if I'm into Sunflowers lol.
Nicole, lol, I met Sue Johanson - awesome lady! Just full of knowledge!The Sue Johanson? Canada's own "Sunday Night Sex Show" educator extraordinaire?! I love that woman! And I'm envious of you in getting to meet her. Please feel free to share any details.
I'm anxious to see Leslie's continuation, and I had a very simple solution to the "pornography." I revized my definition of it...Mr. Mathewson is quite easy on the eyes, Julie! Thanks for sharing him with us here...we can always count on you for the best pictures. One of the most wondrous miracles in this life is that human beauty can be found in every place, time, and culture...and, dare I say, even in every person.
Pornography:
DEFINITION: Anything i don't like.
exhaustive examples: 1) okra, in any form'
2) anything that causes more pain than present or promised pleasure.
It's Christy Mathewson, N.Y. Giant, won over 350 games...but he played for a very good team. He died very young, because he was training recruits how to put on their masks in a poison gas attack, and the gas was in the room when they got there--so he made sure they all had their masks on before he put his on.
Last Christy: CLICK ON PIC TO ENLARGE:
Lol, no make it how you want, it's fiction so do what you please, I just want to read it
*comes up from behind Sheyne, grabs her left arm, turns her almost violently, and with my free left hand I carress her face and pull it to mine, a forceful but gentle kiss at the same time*
Well that's what moms are for hunh? Lol...wow lol are we gonna get some fanfic with Sheyne and Mandy tonight?
Actually I'm working on some fanfic involving you and I.. why should Brandon and rt be the only ones to have some fun, hunh?
Ok, rt, if your unsure about the "loving" aspect of it, just insert "Ennis" whenever you see "Sheyne" and "Jack" whenever you see "Mandy".. ignore that stuff about breasts and everything (we know our heroes didn't have man-boobs).. heck you're imaginative, I'm sure you'll work something out...
I'm starting to think Angie's not the only woman who could "convert" me ;)
Ohhh I'm so tired...... we need a yawn smiley
*massages Brandon's shoulders and back* Just imagine I'm rt, honey...
You mean Mandy didn't send it to you from her *clears throat* photographic memory?
Yesterday I was amazed when she described every detail--rings, hands, hair, etc.--with perfect recall, after only seeing it for less than five minutes... The girl's got a gift. ::)
rt
Quote*massages Brandon's shoulders and back* Just imagine I'm rt, honey...
i'm no good at massages, but do put forth A LOT of effort, bud.
rt
how to put a guy off to sleep in 4 seconds
Quotehow to put a guy off to sleep in 4 seconds
gee whiz (did i just say/type that?), that's exactly what I (haven't!) been looking for.
rt
too tired to think straight
I am so proud of myself - I read thru all 77 pgs of this file last night before bed AND also started reading Leslie's new chapter (alot of beer units later too... ).
David - I saw your 'Jakey contribution' on page 61 OMG!
Rt and his 'lil darlin' - I am totally diggin' all your flirting, I wish I could be the 'fly' in your mailboxes (to check out your PMs)...
Mandy, Sheyne, Nicole - you ladies know how to bring down a house!
Julie - where do you get all the hot pics you keep posting, I want me some of 'em..
Leslie - OMG, loving the 'six is sex' chapter (Funny, I always read your chapters close to my bedtime, I swear I have no idea why )...
This thread is in my favorites - its too awesome
I hope I won't miss the continuation of the "Brandon & Rt" soap-opera going on here...seems last time the lads stopped when it was gettin' perty juicy..hmmm..
"First served, first cum!" :laugh:
Sorry, I'm "drawing" a blank on that tattoo. ::)
Dinner sounds good though, when should I be there? ;D
True, Portland from Hartford is probably a 5-6 hour drive. LOL
Raise a glass of wine for me in a BBM toast! ;D
Get to work doing what Leslie?
Bob says I'm nuts...
Yoo-hoo David, what planet do you live on? Portland to Hartford (or vice versa) 3.5 hour tops (driving 75 that is...)
hey, what's the point of powdering your nose when you're just going to go home to bed? (writng a story is one thing, but pretending to have long distance sex--is sorta silly..unless you wanna pick up a phone..now THAT makes sense!) Oh, now that I stop to think about it, a phone isn't always necessary, either. STRIKE ALL THAT> I have another bitch:
But all those sexy expressions...I always think, first off--he doesn't feel like that; he's posing for thre camera, all by himself, and showing off his baby blues (sometimes with GREEN contacts..yuk), and his gorgeous body--but in a stilted, phony way--not just, sittin' there, walking doewn the street, taLKING TO A FRIEND, OR EVEN SMILING AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE KNOWS PEOPLE LIIKE TO SEE HIM SMILE..HE LOOKS LIKE A...FASHION MODEL, POSING, GESTRUING, fuck--AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?
hey, what's the point of powdering your nose when you're just going to go home to bed? (writng a story is one thing, but pretending to have long distance sex--is sorta silly..unless you wanna pick up a phone..now THAT makes sense!) Oh, now that I stop to think about it, a phone isn't always necessary, either. STRIKE ALL THAT> I have another bitch:
it's guys on the cover (and even insIDe of) magazines...
I was just standing in line at the local supermarket, and Joquin (sp?) Phoenix was staring at me l.ike he wanted to eat me up. Now I know DAMN WELL he never saw me in his life , and he wouldn';t want to eat me up, even if he did. So the whole thing looks phony: he's making a sexy face for the camera...
And,,,Jake does the same thing, with his face, with his body...Heath doesn't, nearly so much,; he always lookS like..Heath.
But all those sexy expressions...I always think, first off--he doesn't feel like that; he's posing for thre camera, all by himself, and showing off his baby blues (sometimes with GREEN contacts..yuk), and his gorgeous body--but in a stilted, phony way--not just, sittin' there, walking doewn the street, taLKING TO A FRIEND, OR EVEN SMILING AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE KNOWS PEOPLE LIIKE TO SEE HIM SMILE..HE LOOKS LIKE A...FASHION MODEL, POSING, GESTRUING, fuck--AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?
Bob says I'm nuts...
All the photos are from ther Oscar promo book --and they really are huge and gorgeous-- costs between 25-50 dollars on eBay, last time I looked. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)
See, if an actor is in a movie, he's building up a character around himself, so it's O.K. for him to look any way he wants to, to help with the fiction of the character...but someone on ther cover of a magazine, because the magazine people know people want to see him, that';s supposed tio look like HIM, not some phony angel, or noir sex symbol,
Oh, I dunno...why does it bug me, anyhow?
Yeah I like that artwork one David, although they're a little too 'buff'.
I know. I don't like him yet I'm watching it..?! I think everyone's just fascinated with him, in the same way that they're fascinated with disasters.
Poor Joey Potter. She left Dawson to go "find herself" and she found Tom & Scientology, and now she may have an alien baby.
I know. I don't like him yet I'm watching it..?! I think everyone's just fascinated with him, in the same way that they're fascinated with disasters.
Poor Joey Potter. She left Dawson to go "find herself" and she found Tom & Scientology, and now she may have an alien baby.
I just feel bad for the kid, I mean just think what he/she/alien's gonna turn out like. :o
GOOD EVENING, ALL YOU SEXY BASTARDS (shamelessly rips off prior post) :-*You sexy bastard, just sent you a pm you can decide if you want to share it with the group... ;)
Leslie,
Reading your latest chapter, LOL.
Love it, but one thing--you really have a "specific" way of seeing me here (or at least in your literary flights of fancy).... :P
rt
littlel d, just sent ya PM
Why hiding, rt, it's fiction ain't it?
..far as I know..... ::)
Very good Leslie! lol "programmed in his cellphone" - he was quite prepared I see
RT - Not so romantic/emotional in reality huh?
rt thought he would die. He lifted d’s chin up with his finger, “Listen to me—a lotta guys learn about being gay the wrong way. I’m gonna teach you the right way.”
Quotert thought he would die. He lifted d’s chin up with his finger, “Listen to me—a lotta guys learn about being gay the wrong way. I’m gonna teach you the right way.”
Gene Shalit would have a field day with this "character." LOL.
rt
rt thought he would die. He lifted d’s chin up with his finger, “Listen to me—a lotta guys learn about being gay the wrong way. I’m gonna teach you the right way.”
Quotert thought he would die. He lifted d’s chin up with his finger, “Listen to me—a lotta guys learn about being gay the wrong way. I’m gonna teach you the right way.”
Uhh, did someone... Do y'all think I'm gay here or something? Oh, right this is fiction.
rt
rt, you're such a sexual predator!So was Jack... LOL
see, now little d's even got me confused with my literary alter ego... wait a minute, who am i here? ;D
rt, you're such a sexual predator!So was Jack... LOL
Yeah, RT is more of a Jack, and Brandon is more of an Ennis, definitely.
Leslie, all those nights of missing the hot stuff here has brought out something randy in you, babe... ;)
rt
PS -- where the hell is Mandy?
...always...:-X
Leslie, all those nights of missing the hot stuff here has brought out something randy in you, babe... ;)
rt
PS -- where the hell is Mandy?
Sex is good...always...
Well, maybe notQuote...always...:-X
I don't know WHERE Nicole has been.
She PMed me like yesterday (I think) and said she had problems with her internet
Leslie - I agree completely. I don't know what I'd do without my 'net & my laptop.
Yes, indeed, continue the story boys. Where were we? Brandon was leaning in towards rt (a little slower this time ;))
Brandon, check PM.
Uh, hi everyone. ;D
rt
Sorry I'm watching The Deer Hunter for the first time and am kinda hooked...also never knew how hot De Niro was.
*Arg* to the PMs :P Y'all got fans here waiting for ya :)
Hey everybody...
lol.. I love the idea of my son loving "older" stuff, Leslie, but its gonna take a while for me to get used to the idea of him liking modern things... Like Linkin' Park, Rammsteinn, The Prodigy ... not to mention Donnie Darko, Star Wars etc..
Uuhhh, he's six, by the way. :o ???
Or maybe they are into eachothers privates? Um, private messages I meant! ;)
Awww Geez Kirk! you forgot to mention the lube! ;)
One more old topic and then I'll shut up. Since I think our characters might need this in a moment...
Anal Sex w/o Pain - Get your notebooks out. Terms to be used that the straight folk might not know: Top=insertive partner, Bottom= receptive partner. It's always best for inexperienced sodomites to begin with the top on his back and the bottom straddling. I describe the process of insertion as being similar to getting used to cold water. Take a little, take it back out, take a little more, take it back out, until you've gotten around the widest part of the penis. Sometimes it helps to push out while doing this, causing the muscle to dilate as it was designed to. Personally, once I've gotten around the widest part I like to take it out one more time to let everything relax again. One of the best parts of anal sex is once you've done this preliminary part and you effortlessly take it all the way for the first time. I think a lot of endorphins are released and the experience is, ahem, fulfilling. NEVER push against resistance. Trying to give this muscle more than it's ready for is similar to overstretching any other muscle and that's where the pain comes in.
At the start it might be difficult to accomdate length, but that will improve as it starts feeling good and you loosen up emotionally as well as physically. As both partners become more aware of the process you can start in any position you want. Anal sex is not supposed to hurt, regarless of what you might hear on Queer as Folk, and there's no reason it has to.
I hope you've found this lecture informative and can reference it for future personal exploration. Happy shagging. ;)
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ditto
For all us inexperienced sodomites,(your terminology) explain to me, please, how the top can be on his back in your scenario? Sounds like the top is on the bottom which with your terminology makes no sense at all...
hey sheyne,
missed you -- thanks for the great heath piece you PM'd me today.
you're really talented...! ;D
rt
Thanks sweetie.. BTW, Mandy described you to me...
For all us inexperienced sodomites,(your terminology) explain to me, please, how the top can be on his back in your scenario? Sounds like the top is on the bottom which with your terminology makes no sense at all...
I didn't create the terms, that's what they are. Regardless of where they are physically at any given time, the "top" gives it, the "bottom" takes it. Back me up gay guys.
Why are we discussing this?
hey sheyne,
missed you -- thanks for the great heath piece you PM'd me today.
you're really talented...! ;D
rt
Thanks sweetie.. BTW, Mandy described you to me...
*fanning self*
I'm actually working on a supremely sexy Jake drawing now - as well as my me-and-Mandy fanfic chapter...
Love your work, Brandon. You are SOOO Ennis.
BTW Leslie, loving the rt/Brandon story so far. :)
Waaaaaaht? I left you a reply too!BTW Leslie, loving the rt/Brandon story so far. :)
Ha ha, thanks for that! You seem to be the first one who has noticed!
where are rt & brandon??
I'm having a crisis today. My vibrator's been missing in action ALL day. Where could it be? What's a girl to do? ???
rt... ooh baby... *wishing more than ever I was Brandon*
where are rt & brandon?? ???
I'm having a crisis today. My vibrator's been missing in action ALL day. Where could it be? What's a girl to do? ???
Leslie - I noticed and commented. I love it!
Quotert... ooh baby... *wishing more than ever I was Brandon*
you mean from that photographic memory thing again? guess i could post my pic again quickly...
rt
Quotert... ooh baby... *wishing more than ever I was Brandon*
you mean from that photographic memory thing again? guess i could post my pic again quickly...
rt
YES PLEASE, HUNH!!![/size]
Aww, there we go, that's the pic of my gorgeous rt that my "memory" has stored.
tell me, rt, you handsome sonofabitch, you got any tanlines anywhere on your body?
tell me, rt, you handsome sonofabitch, you got any tanlines anywhere on your body?
just whose hand are you holding, hmmmm???
Hey...I'm here..I leave for a min, come back and there's some guy with his dick hangin out :laugh:
I just can't leave you kids alone now can I?!
British actor. Really great career so far. About 4 major roles.
Quotejust whose hand are you holding, hmmmm???
British actor. Really great career so far. About 4 major roles.
rt
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hee hee hee
The kid that played Harry Potter? (leslie falls over laughing at her own joke)
Quotejust whose hand are you holding, hmmmm???
British actor. Really great career so far. About 4 major roles.
rt
[/quote
hee hee hee
The kid that played Harry Potter? (leslie falls over laughing at her own joke)
Leslie was laughing so hard she didn't figure out how to quote that properly.. LOL
and yes, David, that photo got AWFULLY large when downloaded.. lol.. :laugh: :laugh:
Quoteand yes, David, that photo got AWFULLY large when downloaded.. lol.. :laugh: :laugh:
.....well, you know what they say, "size matters!" LOL :laugh:
The pictures are gone. Hope everyone got an eyeful.
I don't take it you've been in Fort Lauderdale recently? Would you like to be?
Yes and if you'd then like to come to Australia, I'll see if I jolly well can't convert you.. *licks lips*
"Before we go in, let's agree, whatever happens...it's not gonna be just a one-night stand. And no one is gonna feel weird tomorrow."
(little d, want to do a TO BE CONTINUED here, so you can get some sleep?) xo
"You bet."
*Slowly leans in towards rt*
..TO BE CONTINUED
QuoteYes and if you'd then like to come to Australia, I'll see if I jolly well can't convert you.. *licks lips*
Wow, never had this much attention from the ladies... So this is how it feels... :o
rt
How funny, and thanks for saying that. You know how I feel about you too, babe. Haven't been to Ft. Lauderdale recently but love Sedaris (seen him too). Also love Amy Sedaris.
And yes, you can come in, er, to Ft. Lauderdale any time you want.
“Oh my god,” she whispered.
Yes, rt *pokes long tongue* it is just fiction... but shit, I couldn't wait any longer for you and Brandon to get naked, we got an audience to please here!!! ;D
I actually just meant that me and rt don't send each other 'fanfic' type pms.
I saw Sedaris about two years ago -- missed that story, which sounds awesome...
Good thing there WERE fellow-Brokies in the SF Bay Area--none of mjy friends, relatives or psychologist will allow me to even say ONE MORE WORD about the movie...or the short story...or anything tangentially related. :'(
New one: only one I have of Jack's mom...
Hi Leslie!
Thanks! I change Avatar pics like three times a day! LOL. It is either one from the movie, a dirty Cowboy one or a nerdy Geek. Guess which one is me? :laugh:
She's so--SCARED--of her husband..it bothers me; you don't suppose he;'s physically violent with her? (as if he were real!)
Boy, David, I had to go through all sorts oif contortions to save your photo. ..can't exactly remember what I did, but it wound up as an e-mail in my "documents" file!
Anyone around tonight?...
I'm actually recording a special on the History channel on the Titanic. This is the anniversary of the sinking. Being an amature Historian I usually watch one of the Titanic movies on this date.
No worries Mate! Titanic is the only movie I've seen as many times as BBM!!! ;D
David--
two things
1) where do you come up with these pictures?
2) Anne Hathaway's boobs don't turn me on, altho I appreciate their voluptuousness
Oh! and one for the ladies who enjoy ladies! Check out Anne Hathaways...um.......ah....
(http://static.flickr.com/39/90945973_1790372bf5.jpg?v=0)
I like boobs sure, would rather lick/suck something else tho ;)
Oh! and one for the ladies who enjoy ladies! Check out Anne Hathaways...um.......ah....
(http://static.flickr.com/39/90945973_1790372bf5.jpg?v=0)
Yep Anne has very nice titties, very voluptuous and round and....ok I'll stop lol
Honestly, I think Anne is one girl I'd go straight for. Seriously, she has a great personality, nice boobs, nice everything else........
Honestly, I think Anne is one girl I'd go straight for. Seriously, she has a great personality, nice boobs, nice everything else........
Hell I could even go unstraight for her..
Is this better Leslie?
Is this better Leslie?
Is this better Leslie?
Holy friggin' Molly! ;D
Is he really gonna ride that horse? :o
Someone might be needing an ice pack afterwards.. :-\
Talk to the hand :P
I always found this pic a big strange for Heath (but still HOT), looks a little different than his usual hot self:
(Thank you Lucise for the back-up, Angie is AWESOME)
Then there's my avatar..
Alright, while we're on the subject of breasts, noone has better breasts than my gal Angie:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/mandybeeps/angie02.jpg)
(http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2002/12/10/0002017v.jpg)
Then there's my avatar..
... this guy is just sex on legs..
*lustful growl*
Well I'm gonna go j....work out on the treadmill, I'll be back in a little bit, hopefully my guy will be here
Hello rt, I'll bb in a little bit ;)
oh my god...
oh my god...
Where is Ray right now.. he would DIE..
...ummm...are you leaving the pic up Leslie? lol
Well, I am coming from imdb where posts are deleted left and right for way more insignificant reasons, so what do I know? ;D
Here's one with more views...
lol, Brandon, thanks!
*It* looks super small in the second pic, hahaha
lol, Brandon, thanks!
*It* looks super small in the second pic, hahaha
lol, Brandon, thanks!
*It* looks super small in the second pic, hahaha
Well not all of us are blessed with elephant trunks...
Why am I imagining Brandon naked on the treadmill looking like Heath running towards that cliff? LOL
oh, and yes, Heath is uncircumsized. ;D
I'm gonna have to leave here in about 30 mins, gotta be up early yet again tomorrow :( ...
From frame number 3 in that row of pics you can clearly see his foreskin. And being Australian that increases the chance too. Brits and Aussies are uncut 7 out of 10. Unlike here in the States where it is just starting to reverse the trend. It used to be that 8 out of 10 were snipped here. But lately that trend is changing.
Not this $@*%! grocery store, it never $#@*% closes!
No...I hate Wal-Mart too
wtf's the westin anyway? LOL
wtf's the westin anyway? LOL
Jeez, Brandon, it was the hotel you suggested to rt b/c you heard it had big beds with lots of pillows. LOL
Brandon & rt: I'm sure the front desk will send up some Gatorade, extra condoms and lube, even some viagra for an all nighter! Then they'll provide a wake-up call so you can dismount and get showered before work! LOL
Brandon's only 18 he should be the energizer bunny without any help at all!QuoteBrandon & rt: I'm sure the front desk will send up some Gatorade, extra condoms and lube, even some viagra for an all nighter! Then they'll provide a wake-up call so you can dismount and get showered before work! LOL
Viagara? Um, no.
rt
wtf's the westin anyway? LOL
Jeez, Brandon, it was the hotel you suggested to rt b/c you heard it had big beds with lots of pillows. LOL
Lol we don't got none of those down here.
Brandon & rt: I'm sure the front desk will send up some Gatorade, extra condoms and lube, even some viagra for an all nighter! Then they'll provide a wake-up call so you can dismount and get showered before work! LOLOhh rofl I thought you said vagasil for a second I was like HUNH?!
Wait a minute..my spy camera has just gotten a pic of rt and Brandon.....
Wait a minute..my spy camera has just gotten a pic of rt and Brandon.....
Not sure if the Westin is quite right....
rt
Onion rings? OH! they are for playing "ring toss"! LOL :laugh:
Yeah we def need some alcohol otherwise it wouldn't be such a great night lol
Yeah we def need some alcohol otherwise it wouldn't be such a great night lol
Onion rings? OH! they are for playing "ring toss"! LOL :laugh:
LOL David I swear you have the dirtiest mind ever.
Yeah we def need some alcohol otherwise it wouldn't be such a great night lol
And your preferred beverage (remembering you're not legal yet...)? Shots of tequila?
I'm not legal yet?! REALLY?!?!?!
Yeah we def need some alcohol otherwise it wouldn't be such a great night lol
And your preferred beverage (remembering you're not legal yet...)? Shots of tequila?
I actually do prefer tequila over vodka...umm I also like bacardi...
I'm not legal yet?! REALLY?!?!?!
I'll get cuffed for "plying" with alcohol...
rt
I'll get cuffed for "plying" with alcohol...
rt
This way Brandon can wake up at the Marriot with an Ennis sized hangover. Then rt can say to him as he leaves..."See you for supper?"
I'm not a minor..
I'm not a minor..
I'm not a minor..
You sure wouldn't be a minor here in Australia, Brandon..
Ok, if neither of the boys is a minor, then lets get them liquored up, stripped down and tossed in a room! ;)
Yeah, sounds like a mess. Not sure about little d, but i'd like to keep it a little *clean* ;)
This thread is going strong...and still quite naughty.
I'm not a minor..
You sure wouldn't be a minor here in Australia, Brandon..
Hmmmm *ponders idea*
Naw, that's too fancy. Their not going there for high tea!
I think the boys will enjoy this place better!
(http://www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif)
Yeah, sounds like a mess. Not sure about little d, but i'd like to keep it a little *clean* ;)
Okay....suggestions then?
Naw, that's too fancy. Their not going there for high tea!Noooooo! you've gone to far the other way! That's to "Rustic" it implys sleeze...this maybe a one night stand but it ain't sleezy!
I think the boys will enjoy this place better!
(http://static.flickr.com/34/73063698_2d230193ef_m.jpg)
Everybody is focussing on food! I think we need to get rt to spread out one of those nice clean white hotel towels, have Brandon lie down completely naked and give him a nice massage with warm scented oil...
*sheyne goes to visual image* mmmmm
Hey Inicoll...I was on this thread during the first couple of posts, but it taken quite a turn since then. I feel more like a voyeur now.
Better idea:
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/rtprod/here.jpg)
*sigh*
But as long as food is a priority, eating lots of pineapple is a good way for guys to - erm - taste nice.. :-*
Everybody is focussing on food! I think we need to get rt to spread out one of those nice clean white hotel towels, have Brandon lie down completely naked and give him a nice massage with warm scented oil...
*sheyne goes to visual image* mmmmm
Sheyne - I tried. *shrugs*
anyone who doesn't think food is erotic should watch 9-1/2 weeks...OMG... delightful, delicious foods should be part of your foreplay it only stimulates the juices
Meanwhile, waiting for the boys at the Dude Motel:
* Shag carpeting.
* Two six packs of Beer in the kitchenette fridge.
* Porno on the Black and White TV.
* Roll of quarters for the vibrating bed.
* Mirror on the ceiling.
* Condom dispenser in the bathroom.
Lucerne -- in New York? I think it's a different one.
I own all three of those films -- how funny.
rt
Sheyne - just for you hunny:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/mandybeeps/menew.jpg)
BTW, I don't think rt + Brandon need any of those swanky things, just the two of them and their own little spot of the world should do it (i.e. Brandon's empty house!)
Night David :-*
Hmmm. Story hasn't gotten very far the last few nights. I caught up with the 8 pages I hadn't read and it was all talk of hotels and menus.
Very cute picture Mandy. ;)
Nothing like a crowd of drooling onlookers to bring on a case of performance anxiety..
"Goodnight, you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England..."
Mandy, from where, before "The Ciderhouse Rules"?..he did seem to be quoting, and then of course Toby McGuire quoted HIM...I loved that picture.
Tout est toujours temporaire dan la vie--la vie aussi.
(Everything's temporary in life---life, too)
Lucise, Kirk, Leslie, Sheyne, Mandy, Nicole, Victoria, David, Juan, Paul, Julie and BRANDON (and everyone else):
Dream well and Happy Easter if you celebrate... ;D
rt
xo
I have eventually decided that I had time on this wonderful easter sunday afternoon to wade into this loooonnnnnng thread..I was out off before since I could no longer read it as 'all' and had to reload every page.
Started at page 90 - woooahhh! I've been missing all the fun - can anyone give me a quick update from 1-90?? and what page is miss hathaways boobs - i have to say I did think whoa! Princess Mia! I didn't want to see that! when I saw here boobs the first time!!
Going back to the pic of mr ledger ( i initially wrote my ledger by mistake - I WISH!!!) Being a brit I have never experienced the circumcised man. So tell me, how exactly does it make the sex different? Just more sensation? what about for the female?
The girls want a luxury hotel with satin sheets and warm body oils.
I know!! I have the house to myself and everybody's nicking off to watch telly..
*grumbles*
Guess I can't avoid doing my work now, hunh?
sigh.. I'll check back in a little while...
Wow, I want bouncy friends!
I don't feel well...but how's everyone else doing...I'm actually watching Crash again right now (maybe that's why I don't feel well), trying to give it another chance...still don't see what the deal is with this movie, never a true moment in my eyes.
Ok, where did rt and mandy go
QuoteOk, where did rt and mandy go
I was writing a PM, sorry. Sheyne, hope you're well. I liked Crash very much until it took the Oscar, then it inadverdently lost credibility in my eyes.
rt
QuoteOk, where did rt and mandy go
I was writing a PM, sorry. Sheyne, hope you're well. I liked Crash very much until it took the Oscar, then it inadverdently lost credibility in my eyes.
rt
Fuckin' jakedammit. I've been trying to think of a particular word allll day. A verb, actually. And it just won't come to mind. It means to show someone's guilt. Like, for example, if *Bob* wrote a letter about how he stole something, and then someone found that letter, they could say "The letter _____ Bob", it's a verb like incriminate, but that's not the word I'm thinking...
HELP!
I just received a PM, and I was certain it would be from one of you, and then when I checked, it turned out to be from someone random and unexpected. Weird when that happens, huh?
Is it just the picture, rt, or is your friend really hot in kind of an Eric Bana way???
Besides, I was tired of seeing my ugly ol' mug!
I agree. I'll take that over the Westin any day.
QuoteBesides, I was tired of seeing my ugly ol' mug!
Uh, guess you're the closest I've come to a crush on a girl so, not quite, babe. You're really cute. :-*
rt
I agree. I'll take that over the Westin any day.
Exactly. I kept trying to say that last night, that you two didn't need all that fancy swank!QuoteBesides, I was tired of seeing my ugly ol' mug!
Uh, guess you're the closest I've come to a crush on a girl so, not quite, babe. You're really cute. :-*
rt
Aw, thanks hun. You're not so bad yourself. :-*
I bet plenty of gals have had crushes on you!
Me and Mandy, for starters!!!
rt: You & Brandon are the best, you know it
Kinda OT, You know what I was thinking today, RT & Brandon (and whoever else is reading the thread now), do you think we'll still be in touch in, say, a year from now? Or even 6-8 months from now? I hope so.
Kinda OT, You know what I was thinking today, RT & Brandon (and whoever else is reading the thread now), do you think we'll still be in touch in, say, a year from now? Or even 6-8 months from now? I hope so.
Hmmm honestly, who knows where we'll all be in a year.. :-\
Anywhere but here..
To the group - A random raunchy question: You ever taste your own cum?
No I've never tried my own cum lol....
Mandy ROFL how do you go from asking if I taste my own cum to asking if I'm a vegetarian?
Lucise - YAY! *does a little dance for ya* Ahhh, back in the day when I had reached 100 posts. Times were different then.
Yeah, that's true Mandy... if my ex wanted a blowjob, I made him eat fruit. Pineapple especially - i don't know what it does to them, but oh, boy the difference in taste was quite incredible.
Things to avoid, boys, before you taste your own (can't believe neither of you has dipped a finger or two out of morbid curiosity): curry, garlic, chilli, cabbage, broccoli, - actually anything with that sharp, hot taste.. makes you taste like you're swallowing onion gravy... bleeehghhghh
sorry if that was altogether too graphic for anybody... lol
Yeah, that's true Mandy... if my ex wanted a blowjob, I made him eat fruit. Pineapple especially - i don't know what it does to them, but oh, boy the difference in taste was quite incredible.
Things to avoid, boys, before you taste your own (can't believe neither of you has dipped a finger or two out of morbid curiosity): curry, garlic, chilli, cabbage, broccoli, - actually anything with that sharp, hot taste.. makes you taste like you're swallowing onion gravy... bleeehghhghh
sorry if that was altogether too graphic for anybody... lol
What about beans, Sheyne?
::)
The problem guys have, is that the "urge" to try that is gone almost the instant we cum.
I figured out how to flip over and.. uh... go direct when it happens.
Lol Sheyne it's ok, it's just the thought of onion flavored gravy makes me almost hurl :laugh:
:o omg - that is so repulsive - the man is now entering the Michael Jackson territory of weird - sorry, but I think he has lost whatever semblance of intelligence and common sense that he might have once had - and he is such a control freak as well - I for one will give lhis movies a wide berth (no pun intended) from now on - it's just so gross to think about, ugh.............................
Just wanted to chime in here, and affirm that yes, I have tasted myself in that way. But what David wrote is too true, when the pleasure is mounting the desire is all there, only to fizzle away very quickly once orgasm is achieved. I went ahead and did it anyway once, though, because how could I know any other way?
To the group - A random raunchy question: You ever taste your own cum?
AHHH! Leslie that is sick and disgusting...that's...aghh, he's a fucking lunatic.
Also, Phil, any updates on the live chat? That's part of the reason this is so long--we blab, alot.
Yes, true...and on those nights when the east coasters crash (that would be me) I enjoy catching up in the morning. So maybe live chat is not the right solution.QuoteAlso, Phil, any updates on the live chat? That's part of the reason this is so long--we blab, alot.
Yep, however, the most fun is reading the thread back.... now that is when the insights come... ;D
rt
Also, what has happened with this thread is that it has taken on a life of its own. So many have chimed in, lurked, read and PM'd, commented and just gotten such a huge "jolt" out of it. Wonder what we can do.
:-\
rt
OK, seeing that our old post was too big, per Phillip, lets start a PART 2.I refer all interested parties to the original thread for my answer to Mandy's question! Can we discuss Tom's proposed act of placentophagia in this new thread? A bit off-topic, to be sure, but there's a part of me that actually wants to rise to Tom's defense on this one (please don't hate me, fellow Brokies!).
So Mandy, what was the question you wanted us boys to answer? (wink wink) ;)
Uh, the cyber-fling thing -- no "putting up" going on.... All good. ;D
rt
OK, seeing that our old post was too big, per Phillip, lets start a PART 2.I refer all interested parties to the original thread for my answer to Mandy's question! Can we discuss Tom's proposed act of placentophagia in this new thread? A bit off-topic, to be sure, but there's a part of me that actually wants to rise to Tom's defense on this one (please don't hate me, fellow Brokies!).
So Mandy, what was the question you wanted us boys to answer? (wink wink) ;)
At any rate, let the raunch continue!
Scott M.
OK, seeing that our old post was too big, per Phillip, lets start a PART 2.
So Mandy, what was the question you wanted us boys to answer? (wink wink) ;)
Gosh, how polite you are, JennyC! I don't usually ask people whether they would mind if I lurked on their internet-conversation... You have to relax!
;)
See ya around!
ANKE
Umm, my latest question? About tasting one's own cum, I believe. ;D
Gosh, how polite you are, JennyC! I don't usually ask people whether they would mind if I lurked on their internet-conversation... You have to relax!
;)
See ya around!
ANKE
By the way everyone, I just wanted to say something.
I really want to thank RT for starting this NC-17 thread originally (although it wasn't NC-17 at first. I think I played a part in converting it to dirty-ville ;D). Yes it's been GREAT fun, with all the raunchiness & all. But I've also grown close with a lot of you and really consider you all friends. You're all fabulous and I'm truly honoured to know you. So I just wanted to show my appreciation to RT, as the founder of our beloved raunchy home, and to show my appreciation to all of us who keep it nice and dirty and fun.
:-* :-* :-*
Thanks, Leslie, for your interest!
I've gotta hear this, Scott..the Tom part, I mean. Please...dive in.
Leslie
PS, everyone else, Leslie checking in on the new thread....
Part 2 hunh? Couldn't we stop our raunchiness at part 1? lo :P
Here goes...Placentophagia is actually quite common among mammalian mothers. I'd even go so far as to say it is well-nigh universal outside of the human community (I'm no zoologist, so don't quote me on this). I have heard of some human mothers reporting a desire to lick their newborn infants, which seems to me to be a residual instinctive reflex to clean one's young orally as mammals are wont to do.
So we can agree that placentophagia is natural among mammals, and could be a residual response in humans. Outside of being instinctual, I could see how a human mother might wish to consume the placenta as a form of symbolic bonding with her child, or the process in which the child was produced. We have already read of at least one couple who buried the woman's afterbirth to make some kind of symbolic statement that was meaningful to them if no one else.
Now, bear with me...what if Tom might wish to consume Katie's placenta in some sort of symbolic bonding ritual that would honor (in his mind) his connection to Katie, their child, the birth process, or any or all of the above? It's true that the article had Tom on record as stating his desire to benefit from the nutritional value of the placenta (a value which is accurately reported), but this doesn't necessarily preclude a symbolic component to his motives, which he may not even have necessarily articulated to himself on a conscious level.
All I'm saying is that, however odd it might strike the majority of us, Tom's motives might arise out of feelings of, or desire for, love and closeness with these two human beings in his life. It certainly is eccentric (i.e., it falls outside the norm), but it is not necessarily evidence of mental aberration. I think some people's revulsion might reside in the recognition that the proposed act is a manifestation of cannibalism, but this element does not disturb me, as I find cannibalism, in and of itself, to be a moral non-issue. That is to say, the consumption of human flesh by other humans, insofar as this does not involve murder, deceit, or willful transgression of the wishes of the deceased, is, to my mind, neither right nor wrong on a moral scale. But that can be another discussion...
Ultimately, the question I ask when confronted by stories such as this is: Is anyone being hurt by this? When I can find no affirmative answer to that question, I tend to just want to let it be. And this is how I respond to this story.
Thanks for bearing with me, and anyone let me know if I can expound on any points. All feedback and criticism is welcome.
Best regards,
Scott M.
Ok, we all agree that Tom Cruise is insane.
Can we change the topic of his.... um, post delivery snack?
Now see? If Katie had just swallowed, we wouldn't be dealing with this now would we? LOL :laugh:
Hey, all:
I agree, nobody's being hurt. By why is he telling us? Does he truly believe this is a smart career move?
Leslie
By the way everyone, I just wanted to say something.
I really want to thank RT for starting & maintaining this NC-17 thread originally (although it wasn't NC-17 at first. I think I played a part in converting it to dirty-ville ). Yes it's been GREAT fun, with all the raunchiness & all. But I've also grown close with a lot of you and really consider you all friends. You're all fabulous and I'm truly honoured to know you. So I just wanted to show my appreciation to RT, as the founder of our beloved raunchy home (you are so amazing babe), and to show my appreciation to all of us who keep it nice and dirty and fun.
Speaking of which, apparently Katie just gave birth to a baby girl today, according to IMdB.
PS - They named her Suri
guys, i'm running out and won't be around until later.....
some have fun
others be good
all miss me
xo
PS - They named her Suri
Speaking of which, apparently Katie just gave birth to a baby girl today, according to IMdB.
PS - They named her Suri
Any stats? Weight, length, that sort of stuff? Suri Holmes-Cruise or just Suri Cruise?
Since rt is off for a while, I am going to ask a question behind his back.
Am I the only one that thought rtprod was a woman before he shared part of his true identity? It's alright if I am the only one, but I am going to feel really stupid :P
Sneaky, going around behind his back. Nope. Knew from the beginning.
Okay, what does rtprod stand for?
I have only witnessed female dogs eating the placenta after giving birth to puppies.
I am thinking Tom probably used a turkey baster instead of actual sex.
And I love nonsequiturs.
Since rt is off for a while, I am going to ask a question behind his back.
Am I the only one that thought rtprod was a woman before he shared part of his true identity? It's alright if I am the only one, but I am going to feel really stupid :P
You really thought rt was a woman?? That's weird, I never got a female vibe off him at ALL. But then again, I lurked and read a lot of posts from a lot of people for a long time and I could sorta work out who was what from reading them..
Just felt his posts are always so rational, calm, insightful, and balanced, more like a woman's perspective (sorry guys, no pun intended). The only time that rt was not that way was right after the SAG, but didn't we all.
You guys are hilarious, LOL.
Wow, never though I'd inspire such rabid curiosity (for the first time in my life).... Um, I like all the attention here directed to me on this new thread.... ;D
"rt"
Since rt is off for a while, I am going to ask a question behind his back.
Am I the only one that thought rtprod was a woman before he shared part of his true identity? It's alright if I am the only one, but I am going to feel really stupid :P
No... you are not the only one. I thought he was a nice lady during IMDB time ( starting from that famous thread:Have seen it 3 times now -- Questions, anyone? ) He always seemed so sweet and kind, mature and understanding. Those are female traits!!!
I better go hide now. Guys, Don't hit me ;)
No... you are not the only one. I thought he was a nice lady during IMDB time ( starting from that famous thread:Have seen it 3 times now -- Questions, anyone? ) He always seemed so sweet and kind, mature and understanding. Those are female traits!!!
LOL.... I wonder who really uses dating service nowaday.... seriously...
Ok rt, if I am gay man and 10 years younger, you would be my idea guy.
Run and hide.... Brandon, don't get overly jealous and hit me... it was only a "if" statement.
You just made my day. Want to have lunch anyway? Oh, did I come off as gay here?
Sure, let' s have lunch .... before your other little D shows up.
RT is....
Resplendent,
True,
Profound,
Radiant,
Observant &
Dashing
*MUAH*
and..mmmmmm..:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/mandybeeps/yum2.jpg)
Ummmm, maybe. :P
But first. Staying with the RT-appreciation theme, here ya go (someone asked what "rtprod" was):
First, for the whole group:
Raunchy
Times
Provide
Really
Open
Delight.
And just for fun:
Rectum
Throbbing,
Penises
Really
Orgasm
Dynamitely.
And one just for our beloved RT:
RT is....
Resplendent,
True,
Profound,
Radiant,
Observant &
Dashing
*MUAH*
and..mmmmmm..:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/mandybeeps/yum2.jpg)
What? Sheyne? You don't recognize Brandon's stomach-area there? ;)
the one I'm dying to share shows two early 20's young men in a hay loft doing what we all suspected Jack and Ennis used to do when they weren't riding eachother. ;)
So we can agree that placentophagia is natural among mammals, and could be a residual response in humans. Outside of being instinctual, I could see how a human mother might wish to consume the placenta as a form of symbolic bonding with her child, or the process in which the child was produced. We have already read of at least one couple who buried the woman's afterbirth to make some kind of symbolic statement that was meaningful to them if no one else.That's traditional here. In Maori, the words for "placenta" and "land" are the same (whenua) and it is quite usual for a placenta to be buried under a newly planted tree (good fertilizer).
Now, bear with me...what if Tom might wish to consume Katie's placenta in some sort of symbolic bonding ritual that would honor (in his mind) his connection to Katie, their child, the birth process, or any or all of the above? It's true that the article had Tom on record as stating his desire to benefit from the nutritional value of the placenta (a value which is accurately reported),I'd have thought the mother had the prior claim: she's just gone through a great deal, and she's just sort of taking back her own tissue.
Ultimately, the question I ask when confronted by stories such as this is: Is anyone being hurt by this? When I can find no affirmative answer to that question, I tend to just want to let it be. And this is how I respond to this story.I agree. I also take it with a ton of salt.
That's traditional here. In Maori, the words for "placenta" and "land" are the same (whenua) and it is quite usual for a placenta to be buried under a newly planted tree (good fertilizer).Interesting info on the Maori inflection on this subject; thanks for that.
I agree. I also take it with a ton of salt.
Of course, if any one of us tried this we'd be arrested!! :P
And as Jake's not likely to partake in a bad film anytime soon (its wrong to hope, I know)... guess I'm stuck drooling at pics on the Net! :-*
Tell YOU what, David..... the truth is... I'd honestly settle for just seeing him in the flesh.. Being in Siberia here... ahem, Australia.... we don't see any movie stars unless they're out here promoting a turkey of a film. We don't generally see the big stars for the big hits - hey if they don't HAVE to promote it, why would they, hunh? lol... We didn't see any Lord of Any Ring, nor a single Sith, but I'm sure everybody, even down the grip boy for "Gigli" came out to flog it. To no avail.
And as Jake's not likely to partake in a bad film anytime soon (its wrong to hope, I know)... guess I'm stuck drooling at pics on the Net! :-*
Tell YOU what, David..... the truth is... I'd honestly settle for just seeing him in the flesh.. Being in Siberia here... ahem, Australia.... we don't see any movie stars unless they're out here promoting a turkey of a film. We don't generally see the big stars for the big hits - hey if they don't HAVE to promote it, why would they, hunh? lol... We didn't see any Lord of Any Ring, nor a single Sith, but I'm sure everybody, even down the grip boy for "Gigli" came out to flog it. To no avail.
And as Jake's not likely to partake in a bad film anytime soon (its wrong to hope, I know)... guess I'm stuck drooling at pics on the Net! :-*
Not to rub it in or anything, but Heath's not even going back to Australia to promote "Candy." Staying in NY to take care of the baby, is the official reason, but I also think he's still pissed about the guys with the water pistols.
Sheyne,
What's tall poppy syndrome?
Leslie
Very much so. Thanks, Del and Sheyne...now I've learned a new expression. Hmmm, can I work it into conversation?
Here's one for you, direct from Maine:
"He's good with his hands, but numb as a hake."
L
xo
Here's one for you, direct from Maine:
"He's good with his hands, but numb as a hake."
L
xo
Hake?
Here's one from Texas..."I'd rather turn left on Elm Street and head for the School Book Depository."
QuoteHere's one from Texas..."I'd rather turn left on Elm Street and head for the School Book Depository."
I assuming this means something like, "Whatever it is you're asking me to do, I'd rather be assassinated"...right?
QuoteYou know, one of the questions I meant to ask my London/African friend was if countries other than the U.S. have so many 'gun' expressions.
"Go ahead, shoot."
"I'd rather be shot"
"I'd take a bullet for you."
"I'd rather get out the dress blues and the nickle-plated .45"
"Time to get out the Uzis."
"Going postal."
Anybody?
Ha ha ha!Wow...I wear boxers every day, though I more often than not am wearing them with trousers other than jeans. I like the roomy feel. And my usual routine, at the end of the day upon returning home, is to walk around the house sans trousers, so that my boxers (and my shirt [and socks and house-slippers, as the case may be]) are about the only thing shielding me from traipsing in a state of nature.
I agree Juan. I can't wear boxers unless that is all I'm wearing. Boxers look nice when combined with jeans, but somehow things just don't feel right. ::)
Speaking of briefs, I did what you asked David :o
Juan
I just saw this, thought you folks would enjoy it on the NC-17 thread.
Did you know that frosting could be pornigraphic? :o
Marzipan Porn (http://shocolate.livejournal.com/540049.html)
They are so cute and extravagantly proportional!
:o Oh my!
I was thinking of something a little more subtle for Jack and Ennis's wedding cake however! Maybe the traditional Wedding cake grooms in tuxes and cowboy hats.
;)
I just saw this, thought you folks would enjoy it on the NC-17 thread.
Did you know that frosting could be pornigraphic? :o
Marzipan Porn (http://shocolate.livejournal.com/540049.html)
They are so cute and extravagantly proportional!
Todays NC-17 question: Boxers or Briefs?
(can you tell I've just decided to try out the anything goes area!?)
I'm not remembering what the peanut butter was about..
Can anybody enlighten me??
I'm not remembering what the peanut butter was about..
Can anybody enlighten me??
Words written by yours truly:
Jack found other uses for the peanut butter, too, slathering it on Ennis’s erect cock and then slowly, slowly, licking it off. Ennis groaned in pleasure, “Jack, please…”
“Hold on, cowboy, I gotta get it nice and clean,” said Jack, “I ain’t letting you shove no peanut butter up my ass.”
for more, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2853224/2/ (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2853224/2/)
Yep I will be watching for nudie pics..got my eye on all of you 8) hehe
We read butts very well, Mandy... I agree... LOL
From left to right:
rtprod, Brandon, Ray, Kirk , & JuaninNYC if he shaved his head! :laugh:
Somehow, I don't picture rt with a tattoo...
See, in my fantasy, David, it goes:
Ray, Kirk, rt, Brandon and the last one belongs to my son's divinely gorgeous swimming coach Travis, who very recently shaved his beautiful tousled blonde locks off..
But hey, I'm sure we all have different takes on this... ;)
;D
:o ( looks at watch) 12:10 am? It is officially Sunday! Juan's Birthday! ;D(http://bettermost.net/forum/Themes/babylon/images/bdaycake.gif)Ready to get your candle blown ??
And may I ask why no one has picked David's bum? Because it's here! davidinHEARTford
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/davidinHEARTford.jpg)
:o ( looks at watch) 12:10 am? It is officially Sunday! Juan's Birthday! ;DWHOOOO!!! I can hardly believe it myself, freakin' 40! I need to celebrate....well I've already been celebrating, ahahahahahaha!!! (No one's blown yet!)(http://bettermost.net/forum/Themes/babylon/images/bdaycake.gif)Ready to get your candle blown ??
Cute, David!I can't wait!!! I have to PM you with my flight info....it's the best bd present I ever got for myself!!
Yes, a very happy birthday, Juan - and what I fantastic birthday present you got for yourself! The trip to SF to be with the Jack, Ennis, and us at the Castro! ;D
Pete
HipHip Hooray! Welcome to the parallel universe Juan. XThank you, good to have made it! Thanks to Mandy as well!!
Happy birthday Juan!!!! have a great day! :DDanke Anke! :-*
Thank you, good to have made it! Thanks to Mandy as well!!
All I can say is...I'M THE JUGGERNAUT #@%*!
Juan
Why thanks for the compliment on my Large Beans Juan. ;D
All too well!! ;D
Ahhh those were the days, hunh?
Woo Hoo! (takes off pants and waves them over my head)
Scuse me, it was Brandon and rt who started this thread...does anyone remember the sandwiches? That's the part I miss...sigh...