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Kerry:

Katie77:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.

 

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'


She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'

 

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds,

 

'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!''OK'  the nun says.

'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

 

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

 

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'


'Forgive me but I've sinned.  I lied and I must confess, 

'I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

 

The nun says, 'That's OK. 
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

 

Katie77:
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists, a university graduate and an old aboriginal.
 
They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
 
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '                             
First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped up to the microphone and said:
                                 
        Slowly across the desert sand
        Trekked a lonely caravan
        Men on camels two by two
        Destination - Timbuktu
                                 
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought.
 The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
                                 
        Me and Tim a huntin' went
        Met three whores in a pop up tent
        They were three, and we was two
        So I bucked one, and Timbuktu
 

Kerry:

Penthesilea:

--- Quote from: Kerry on October 28, 2008, 07:13:57 am ---
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