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Katie77:
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby.   The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
 
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.  'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,  'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?
 
     

Sum Ting Wong






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Kerry:

Kerry:

Zander:
Signs of the times

In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Lorry:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's Van:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's Van:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Notice board:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a  Tyre Shop
'Invite us to your next blow-out.'
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On an Electrician's Van:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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In a Vet's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!  Stay!
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Centre:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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Katie77:
Great Zander......very clever.

Glad to see you contributing....keep em coming....

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