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Zander:
Oh this last one is so true, crying with laughter here!

Kerry:

Zander:
Hey all, just an idea, if you go to a discussion thread and find it's been hijacked by the androphile topic why not post the following:-



Topic hijacked by Malebratz


It would be nice to be able to discuss the original subject of a thread rather than an extension of another thread.  It would be easy to say that there is a valid view from that topic that applies to the topic under discussion, but I could probably say that about the effect of pumpernickel on 17th century rural Germany.  Just a plea to keep topics ON TOPIC.

Kerry:
Excellent suggestion, Zander. We all find topic hijacking so tiresome, and humour is always an excellent tool for dealing with potentially volatile situations.  :D

Katie77:
Beer contains female hormones.

 

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.





It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

 


 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 

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