Kerry's Komedy Klub

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Welcome back honey!! We missed you!

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My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
 
The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
 
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
 
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
 
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
 
The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week." 

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OOPS!!!
Commanding officer Lt. Col. Simon West reveals what's beneath his kilt during
a group photograph with the Queen. According to articles in a variety of British
papers, the accidental exposure was witnessed by hundreds of people. It
happened on November 9, 2004, the Queen posed with the 1st Battalion of
the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders at the Howe Barracks in Canterbury, Kent. 
Lt. Col West insists that the exposure was accidental but admits he was naked
under his traditional badger sporran.  — photo from the Daily Mail

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