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The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« on: June 11, 2007, 07:14:36 am »
Subtitle:  "Rhymes against Nature (or is it Nurture?)"

Got a stray rhyme or couplet that needs a home?  Bring it here for adoption....


In the store,
a small girl sad,
Chokes back her tears,
and misses Dad.

« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 10:15:54 am by TOoP/Bruce »
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 07:15:20 am »


The man named Earle,
Survived by Rich,
Was bound and bludgeoned,
in a ditch.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 07:17:14 am »


In Riverton,
there is a church,
that has a steeple
with a lurch
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 07:18:19 am »


Before the the nuptial
vows were spoken,
fidelity was
already broken.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 07:19:31 am »


Jack never thought it
imposition,
When Ennis practiced
gruff coition.

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 07:20:34 am »


The quarrel
by the laundromat,
was not their first
domestic spat.


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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 07:21:29 am »

At the fireworks
there was scene --
and those who witnessed
thought him mean.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 07:22:05 am »

He thought of Jack
with much elation,
As he performed
a calf castration.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 07:23:54 am »


In the closet
hang two shirts --
symbolic of
their love and hurts.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 07:24:27 am »

Inside the Grange,
there is a man,
who mumbles softly,
low and sad.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 07:31:52 am »
A hapless elk,
in the forest tread.
Jack got hungry.
Now it's dead.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2007, 07:33:29 am »
in the alley
Ennis heaved.
Someone saw him.
He got peaved.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 08:21:24 am »


Bobby's
dismal education
Caused poor Jack
much consternation.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2007, 08:35:00 am »

Dejected,
Jack tried prostitution,
And grew a moustache
of disillusion.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 08:36:18 am »

Bobby's
dismal education
Caused poor Jack
much consternation.

Cute!

Feels like these should all end:  "Brokeback Shave"
I'll have to work my brain and come up with a couple.

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2007, 08:46:49 am »
The minister by whom
Ennis' parents were buried
Stood tall before them
as they were both married.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2007, 08:57:00 am »
A chirping bird
sits near the bend
where both his parents
met their end.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2007, 09:02:53 am »

"Why is that, Jack?"
Lureen had said.
Her look shot daggers
at his head.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2007, 09:12:13 am »
His body now cremated,
His wife, she scarcely cried.
His ashes (now divided)
in two places now reside.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2007, 09:12:48 am »
"Funny ain't it?"
Lureen rolled her eyes
"Husbands don't never
dance with their wives."

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2007, 12:29:11 pm »
He put "17" on his box
it looked better,
though he knew in his heart
there would be no letter.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2007, 07:24:12 pm »

An acrid,
feline, fulsome scent
issues from
the canvas tent.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2007, 07:57:25 pm »

Their mouths had met
Like lock and key.
Alma watched
Dumbfoundedly.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2007, 07:59:17 pm »

The Chatterbox
with whom he danced
had a spouse
Who caught his glance.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2007, 08:00:53 pm »

"I aint no sinner --
least not yet!
But after dinner?
Hell... YOU BET!
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2007, 08:02:53 pm »


The hippie scene --
The bus in Lake.
Was deleted.
Big mistake.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2007, 08:04:12 pm »


The sleigh-ride ends
in mock attack.
He wrestled her
and thought of Jack.

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2007, 08:05:09 pm »

She penned a note
and sat at table.
She kept her cool
as much as able.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2007, 08:06:06 pm »


The children at
the grocery store
Drop the glass jars
on the floor.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2007, 08:07:27 pm »

Construction work's
a thankless chore.
Tim talks too much
and is a bore.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2007, 08:11:23 pm »

No "ifs", no "ands", no "buts",
nor "maybes",
What Ennis liked
don't make no babies.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2007, 11:05:42 pm »
A Hippy bus?
Now that sounds dumb
As Heath once said
"What movie's that from?"

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2007, 04:50:09 am »


"None of Jack's plans
come to pass..."
Old Man Twist
spit in his glass
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2007, 04:53:18 am »

The tractor spinning
around the plot
was something Bobby
Liked a lot.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2007, 04:57:29 am »

Some thought Lureen hard
But seldom sleazy...
She expressed her grief
With "Nice n Easy".
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2007, 07:19:36 am »
An scary mob
of ugly "gents"
is chasing Jack
beside the fence.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2007, 01:31:44 am »
          Mama Twist was very morose
          When Ennis showed up
          She looked like a ghost
          Then bade him return, as a good host
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2007, 06:33:47 am »
"I aint no sinner --
least not yet!
But after dinner?
Hell... YOU BET!

These are great.  Especially this one.  :)

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2007, 06:46:35 pm »



             Jack wanted to buy Jimbo a beer
             But the calf ropers were  standing near
             Jimbo declined with distaste
             Said ''Jack your money don't waste'' With a sneer



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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2007, 08:32:14 pm »
Jack Twist was a fun loving "fella"
But LD Newsome thought he was "yella"
One Thanksgiving Day Jack stopped being meek
And told LD he'd knock him into next week.

(GO JACK)!!!!!!


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2007, 03:08:05 pm »



    Year upon year, they rode to the outback.
    It was never enough according to Jack
    They rode and they rode to mountains a plenty
    Jack`s declaration of "quit," gave Ennis an attack.



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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2009, 12:14:08 am »
Curt was the guy who liked to palaver
with Cassie in night school who prepped the cadaver.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2012, 12:35:06 pm »


Ennis liked Jack's lovely rump,
Methinks this thread deserves a bump.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2012, 04:57:45 pm »
Lotsa great rhymes I've never read,
thank you, Paul, for bumping the thread.

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2012, 06:28:00 am »
No falsely modest laundry prude -
Jack washed his clothing in the nude.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2012, 06:37:29 am »
Ennis warshed carrot and onions in plain view,
while Jack peeled taters for evening stew.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2012, 06:42:08 am »
The divorce letter caused Jack's heart to race,
as he took off for Delmar's place.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2012, 08:35:39 am »
In awe of all the creativity
but I can't rhyme
so bear with me.
 ;D

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2012, 08:52:50 am »

I see the rhymes have been set loose,
It's nice again to see you, Bruce!
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2012, 09:22:37 am »
I see the rhymes have been set loose,
It's nice again to see you, Bruce!

:)

From the second floor, Alma's view was shocking --
Her husband and a man lip-locking!
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2012, 09:27:09 am »
Jus' so there aint no misunderstandin' here,
We got us a one-shot thing, and I aint queer.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2012, 09:40:03 am »
In bed, he flipped Alma over bent,
and imagined Jack in the small warm tent.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2012, 12:34:47 pm »
When I read the Board index my jaw hit the floor
Cause I've never noticed this thread before!

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2012, 04:00:06 pm »
Some wonderful poems you do produce
Welcome back, oh rhymer Bruce!

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2012, 02:16:56 pm »
Bruce is back on BetterMost
let's raise a glass and make a toast!


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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2013, 10:01:00 am »
*bump*

Let's read these rhymes and go back,
In time for Thursday's throwback.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2013, 10:04:51 am »
the wait it is getting worse
Bruce, hit us up with more verse!


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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2013, 10:11:50 am »
Every time I think of Brokeback,
Oh, the tears I have to choke back.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2013, 11:35:59 am »
Too lazy to put in the DVD of our flick,
But when I see it on cable I'm sure to click
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2013, 12:41:09 pm »
Wonder what others may think of Brokies,
we're just crazier than normal folkies!

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2013, 08:54:50 am »
Our favorite story is turning fifty 
And we still think it's pretty nifty.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2013, 02:40:56 pm »
So, fifty years it is this spring,
since they found out about "this thing".

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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2013, 01:59:56 pm »
Fifty years ago this summer,
Jack turned into quite the cummer.
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Re: The Riverton Home for Orphaned Rhymes
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2013, 02:29:30 pm »
Sips of Old Rose Whiskey did they quaff,
And Jack's gun just kept goin' off.
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