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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2007, 01:51:08 am »
How about Brokeback Mountainopoly's Lightning Flat being the equivalent of Monopoly's Jail?

To that end:

"Go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."

=and=

"Get out of Lightning Flat free.  This card may be kept until needed or sold." 

(Young Jack would have loved one of these.)


And you know how there's the "Just Visiting" part on the Jail space, for when you land on there by a roll of the dice?  Well, it works for Lightning Flat:

Just Visiting Mrs. Twist  :)

I think I'm enjoying this way too much....

Me too, Fran. I'm thoroughly enjoying Brokeback Mountainopoly!  :D

I agree with you suggestions for Jail / Lightening Flat.

And also agree with "Just Visiting Mrs Twist," though I would peronally prefer, "Just Visiting Jack's Sweet Mama."  :'(
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2007, 07:48:12 am »
Slopbucket Mouth Bikers need to be taught a lesson.

Open a can of Whoopass on 'em and COLLECT $100!!!!!
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2007, 08:54:30 am »
"Anything interesting up there in heaven?  PAY $80 for a telescope and find out."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2007, 09:22:46 am »

"Get the f*ck out of Aguirre's trailer and go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2007, 10:19:02 am »

And also agree with "Just Visiting Mrs Twist," though I would peronally prefer, "Just Visiting Jack's Sweet Mama."  :'(

Aww....  :)
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #125 on: June 16, 2007, 10:41:22 am »
Your ass has been knocked into next week. Skip two turns and wait for the rest of your body to catch up.

Fran - good idea about Lightning Flat.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #126 on: June 16, 2007, 01:56:58 pm »
I dunno -- jail being a confined physical space where you don't want to be . . . how about Aguirre's trailer?

You've been caught stemmin the rose.  Go Directly to Aguirre's Trailer. 

And "Go" would be Lightning Flat, since Jack passed through (touched base) there regularly.

Do not pass Lightning Flat. Do not collect $200. 


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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #127 on: June 16, 2007, 05:03:45 pm »
"Bedroll's big enough"

Roll again!
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #128 on: June 16, 2007, 06:43:47 pm »

        Its Friday noon, get to the Jump off Point , and pay the taxes.  $20.00
        Its too early in the summer to be sick of taxes/



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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #129 on: June 16, 2007, 06:46:03 pm »


           Rolled deuces, switch with person on your right.  lose a turn.  Your goin nowhere.



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